FIONA :D: You tell em Fiona !
Zany Phantom: Oh no wonder your %&*@%!&*!% seemed weird. Okay, I get it I get it la. PS: What I said was true what ! *eyebrows go up and down*
Hannah: Public one mehx ? So I guess the fact that you're wearing it on Friday is a secret too la then ? Oops, *covers mouth* I said too much. *acts innocent*
Okay, I officialy feel lazy to insert the pictures of the naked Greek people. I know, bummer. *eyebrows go up and down*
Alamak, I actually thought that I was going to be late. We had PE today. I'm practically gifted in Captain's Ball you see. My team wouldnt do as well without me. HAHAHA. Well, Guang You was really a big help ! As a result, we won ! Lols, I even remember vividly that I knocked the ball away from it being an inch away from getting caught by Celeste. Uh huh uh huh, go Syaifullah go Syaifullah it's your birthday it's your birthday. *hops around*
Today I went to Blue Cross Thong Kheng Home. I felt so excited siol ! I ate junk for my lunch, some wedges and some pillows. (not literally, of course) You know, I feel that the makcik-makcik canteen are big scammers sia ! They scam you of your money. Two big scammers are that Drink Snack auntie and that Indian Muslim one. Let's give a nickname for each shall we ? What about, 'Dude, you scammed me; DYSM' for the Milo lady and 'You're a scammer, I hate you; YASIHY' for the Indian Muslim one.
WHAT A RIPOFF ! I know, they couldnt possibly happen by my blog right ? Cos if they miracalous do, OOPS. DYSM ! You charge 30 cents for a pathetic piece of seaweed chicken, 50 cents for a 'SHOE-MY', and a dollar for practically 7 pieces of potato ? What, I count them okaaay.
Well, considering the fact that I buy my food from YASIHY almost everyday (except for Thursday that is, its spaghetti day. *smiles widely*), she's such an expensive woman ! I know ! Its really hard to imagine. I bought exactly the same thing the other day for $1.50 for just 3 more extra toppings and then, today, she charged me $1.60 instead for the same meal ! AHHHHH ! She cheated me of my 10 cents.
Okay, enough about canteen people, the people in the home were so scary at first sia ! They all looked so weird and scary but after some time interacting with them, I felt otherwise. They were actually nice people, who led unfortunate lives. I felt really sad sia for them. There's this one cute old woman who went to scratch me ! Then, she was trying to hug me after that. I know, fill in the blanks.
Well, with reference to the scary part, almost everyone was scared la ! We were all hiding behind each other as we witnessed their abnormal character. Even Atikah asked me to protect her. *grins to self* There's this lady who brutally attacked me with her killer albows as she was swinging her arm all over the place while biting her shirt. It was obviously drenched as a result.
OHOH, the cute old woman kept trying to tell me something about 'Sembawang'. * makes horror sounds* I tried to figure out what she meant, and finally with the help of my other friends who came there also, we INFERED (i'm a historian ma, so 'infered' lor) that she used to live in Sembawang ! I know, what a foreboding place. I keep laughing because it sounds funny, but still not as funny as my dream home in 'BEDOK' though. Wait for it ... wait for it ... HAHAHAHAHA *slaps thighs*.
Anyway, Mrs Teo praised me for being good in communicating with them. *shows the are you jealous face*
Blahblah then I went to help the workers there with therapy, helped this old guy wear back his shorts after he came back out of the lavatory. What, it's an effort-consuming job you know. I also helped the worker there to help this guy walk around the room. Omg, so sad sia. He couldnt see, and he couldnt walk much either. *wipes tear off my fabulous cheek, cheh*
After everything, we kept waving at every single one of the people living at the home, aka the residents. The cute lady went to attack me by throwing her effing paper airplane towards me ! Of course, I ran for my life. Cheh, no la. Instead, I just stood there like a gundu and got severely injured because of the paper airplane crash. As a result, I got thrown back and collapsed on the hard, unforgiving ground. *slaps self* Me, having similar powers as Peter Patrelli, healed myself since I got too close to Farah Nadiah and gained her healing power. *makes horny face*
ANYWAY, we jaywalked again *oops, Mrs Teo* and reached school to find the band people doing their stupid drills in the carpark. Really, I found it dumb.
After that, I went to stay in class for a while with Fah, Marilou, Mika, Jia Li, Amni, Farah, Liyana and Nam. Oh ya, I also went to attack Jia Li's left boob with the duster and now it has a blue-ish patch there. *smirks* OHOH, her back also got kana-ed. You think I bo liao isit ? Haha, I only did so cos Jia Li so called 'accidentally' hit my frontal shirt with the duster. Yeah, I take revenge. *smiles sweetly*
Then, I went to tag along with Farah, Liyana and Amni to the canteen to grab a bite and joined Atiqah (who was sickly) and Hilary cos I was completely bo liao. I had fun with them la.
Anyway, a total of 3 people ignored me today. First was Kenneth, then Alios and lastly Terry. <:(
Alios, you simply piss people off very fast. Lmao.
Okay, that's all. This post is going to be editted soon, I think. Yes ? No ? Yes ? No ? Idk la ! So yeah.
Note: I'm Electabuzz. :D