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► / Wednesday, October 29, 2008 @ 12:57 AM
} The 28th of October;

Swe Lwin's off to Myanmar today and is coming back on the 27th of December. 2 months is so friggin long sia. You guess la how terrible I've been feeling as a result, even today, on his first day there. Sigh, I guess I just need some time to adjust regardless of how painful this was for me. I wouldnt want him to know that I'm affected so badly and cause him to feel bad or guilty when he's there because he kind of warned me not to. Moreover, he wanted me to not let this affect my studies too and nah, I'm not going to let him down. I'm going to do well for O Levels for my sake, his, Alios's and the many others who truly believe I can make it. Heh, and hot bro, wherever you are or might be doing, I hope you're having a great time in Myanmar even though you're surprisingly going to have tuition there too ? Haha. You know what else I have to say to you le. Well, I'm not going to say much about this though since it might cause unhappiness in some people.

Remember to respond to my emails and the other mediums of communications I told you about before hor. HAHA, and seriously, I hope you'd have a good time there ! Take care. :D

Eh, I still want a souvenir. Make sure you remember to get me one. :D :D :D

Hmm, today's History paper was really exciting to do ! HAHAHA, I was ecstatic that the essay theme I was studying actually came out so what I had to do was practically copy and paste what I've memorized onto the answer sheets. However, the Source-Based questions were knnccbwtfwtf as a result but I'm still confident that I would at least secure a B3 for my History. [:

Oh ya, and I was late for the paper today again. -.- *rolls eyes*

Gah, I dont know ! I kept on being fashionably late for my papers you see. *winks* However, today, instead I was late along with Edmund. I took a series of buses today so that I'd reach earlier than the usual 99 I'd take but unfortunately, I had to endure the screaming primary school kids and their abundant pushings and tuggings and everything else related to that. I mean, come on, seriously, I was practically crammed in the bus, standing with a gazillion and one primary school kids surrounding me. They pushed, and screamed, and tugged, and screamed, and pushed, and screamed, and pulled, and jumped, and screamed, and tugged, and screamed, and screamed, and it was all too annoying for me. I repeatedly told myself to not lose my cool because I knew that it'd be unreasonable for a mature and respected 16 year old like me to scream and curse my lungs off to <12 year old munchkins for contributing to noise pollution. *winks* HAHAHA.

Eh ? So where was I ? Ohoh, Edmund. To tell you the truth, we bumped into each other (not literally) while I was rushing frantically to school. I turned my head and saw him rushing too as well. Then ...

Me: You're late !
Edmund: You also !
Me: Oh ya hor. *mutters*

HAHAHAHAHAHA, so we rushed towards school and eventually realised that the hall lights were off. Edmund still could have the 'brains' to want to go up those secluded hall stairs to the hall because he still die die thought that we were having our exam there even though I could tell that we couldnt possibly have it there as a result of the offed lights. I mean, come on, common sense la dude. He's so weird. HAHAHA. :D

So yea, after events that I am very lazy to say here, blah blah blah, we were done with our papers and after that, me and Ly pei ed Fah to Mama Pearlie's. Afterwards, Ly pei ed me to go to Gek Poh for me to buy my Slurpee and also, for her to buy her crackers. The 7-11 there's seriously very longitudinal leh and believe me, it really felt awkward when I was dispensing my Slurpee because the cashier could see every single small tiny explicit detail I, or in fact anybody else in the shop was doing. Gah, it was frightening ! ):

Then, we went our separate ways and instead of taking the bus back home, I walked back. Nah, I just needed to clear my mind because I was seriously feeling emotionally unstable. Furthermore, I was bored. So yea, lol. Haha, while walking, I listened to the convo I had w Lwin before he left since I secretly recorded it when I called him to personally and orally tell him some stuff. HAHAHA.

Reached home at around 5pm and slept till 8pm. Yea, now studying for my Physics exam at 2pm tomorrow and I still doubt I can finish. It's already 1.38am now and I've only completed studying half my book. Gah, and I could still find time to blog and breathe. HAHAHA. :D

Oh, and did I tell you that the Mayor's voice in the Powerpuff Girls sounds like Spongebob's ? Dont know, was just wondering. HAHAHA. I want to watch HSM3. ):

And about the continuation of my previous post ? I'll do it in my next post because I really have to resume studying now. Seriously, I have to do well ! I need to, I must. Heh, so bye. :D

60 more days.
► / Monday, October 27, 2008 @ 1:21 AM
} HSM3;

Eh, I want to watch HSM3. ):

I know, I was previously prejudiced against watching it in the movies since we had to pay actual money to go watch it, but you know what ? I changed my mind. I want to watch HSM3 now. I want to see Sharpay. I want to watch HSM3. ):

Let's see, well, I was supposed to be accompanying Swe Lwin sleep now but I couldnt sleep. Gah, I could only toss and turn on my bed and after an hour of futile attempts, I gave up sleeping. Instead, I'm boring myself to death now by watching the soccer match between West Ham and Arsenal and to tell you the truth, the match's so irritating. -.-

I mean, come on, they appear as if they do not know how to play football. In fact, practically all soccer matches were like this. The players wouldve had so many chances to score but as usual, they'd either miss, soccer ball kana taken by the opposing players, fall down, fake a heart again (I've still yet to witness this. xD) or kana blocked by the keeper. Seriously, it's very annoying leh to see them blow their chances ! Eh wait, why am I even telling you about this at 1.26am in the morning of Deepavali ? I dont even like football. ;D

Yesterday I was out practically the whole day. In the morning, I met Jia Li and we had an impromptu lunch at the KFC near school. Jia Li kept saying that she shouldnt go out with me in future cos I'd get her fat. I mean, come on la, I had to eat eat and eat. Haha.

And behind us were tables joint together with a long tablecloth similar to that in a picnic, along with paper plates and plastic cutlery and childhood memories for me to reminisce. Someone was going to have a birthday party in KFC. I know, in KFC. I repeat, in KFC. I mean, come on, of all places, why KFC ?! HAHAHAHA.

Which brings me to childhood memories ! You know, when I was 5 years old, my parents brought me to Macdonalds to celebrate my birthday and get this, it was the worst birthday party I'd ever gotten. They hired a clown (the Ronald Macdonald whatsername) to come down but I ended up crying and running away from him each time he got close. I felt tortured. Clowns are scary scary things. ):

Anyway, after eating out lunch at 11.30am, we experienced dejavu of the other time when we were stuck in the middle of the road outside Queensway. I felt like I was going to die again. ):

We took a series of buses (since I finally got myself, CONCESSION ! MUAHAHAHA !) and ended up dropping off outside an enchanted forest in Bukit Panjang. I mean, come on Jia Li, there were gazillions of enchanted forests in Bukit (fill in the blanks). HAHAHA, and believe me, I couldve sworn the Ministry of Defence signboard really looked like a Ministry of Pork one. Lol, ya la really, I initially thought the signboard was a Ministry of Pork. -.-

Moreover, we dropped off one bus stop earlier since I acted on impulse when we passed Assumption English Secondary School because of duno what. Haha, so we had to walk all the way past another enchanted forest to the next 178 bus stop. Heh, we met Vaneesha, Farah and Yin Bao there and Vaneesha brought us to her house. Omfg, her house was so nice la ! Really very nice. :D

She gave us a tour of her house when we just entered and eventually, we settled down and started hitting the books. To be exact, out POA books since our intention of going there was to learn POA. As a matter of fact, I had seriously been sleeping during all my POA lessons and compensating within a week before my POA O Level Exams just wasnt the best thing to do. No, seriously. LOL. ):

Spent three seconds of solid focus on learning how to prepare a Control account, and my brain was already dying. Haha, I have a short attention span of 3 seconds you see so it's kind of hard for me to concentrate w/o getting distracted. I mean, come on, there were practically a gazillion and one things I could get distracted by.

Like, Jia Li's boobs, my fringe, the shiny floors, the Nyonya Egg Rolls (HAHAHAHA, inside joke), Murukku (traditional crackers which Jia Li loves as much as her Jonas Brothers, heh), my fringe, Jia Li's boobs. Now, have I mentioned that already ? I dont know ! Gah. ):

Okay, now was where was I ? Uh, Jia Li's boobs and everything else related to that. :D :D :D

Hmm, it's already 2.o4am now and I guess I'm getting really really sleepy now as well. My head's bopping up and down again and soon, it'd definitely bang onto my keyboard as usual so I have to stop blogging for now. Note to self, dont blog when I'm sleepy. HAHAHA.

To be edited. So check back frequently. :D
► / Friday, October 24, 2008 @ 7:57 PM
} Maths, today, was awesome;

Yea yea, I knew I was one of the few late for today's exam. I mean, come on, I needed my sleep you know ? HAHAHA, shut up Syaifullah. Stop being selfish ! Cheh. ;D

I was already fucking late and to make everything more worse, the buses me and Guang You took were so ineffable till I really cant describe man. Haha, so putting aside the blames on the bus drivers who I'd very want to have a phobia of cows, I know it's partly my fault too for oversleeping. HAHAHA, I sleep like a dead log you see. *winks* :D

Me: Shit, I'm having a stomach ache again ! -.-


Gah, and I frantically rushed to school with a stomach ache as usual to what'd happen to me during mornings. Lol, and finally after lightyears of boarding countless buses (actually two, I'm just over exaggerating for more dramatic effect. xD), we finally reached with about 5 minutes to spare ? Since we arrived at 7.55am when the paper was supposedly at 8pm. Gah, and to my horror, after I've sat down and filled in my particulars for my Maths Paper 1, my stomach screamed ! HAHAHAHA.

Me: AHHHHHHHH ! I DIE DIE HAVE TO SHIT NOW ! *whispers* ):


Thus, I went to raise up my hand to ask if I could go to answer nature's call, as said my Mrs Patricia Heng (-.-), guess who came to my rescue ? The Chief Examiner ! Uh, who's name I still do not know (?). Omfg, that old gasbag was gona usher me to the toilet ! Pedophile leh ! Roflmao ! *eyes opened bigbig* Oo

Then then, I had to shit what so I went to close the cubicle door and he was all ...

Chief Examiner: Dont close dont close !
Me: Eh wtf, I want to shit leh !
Chief Examiner: You go shit, but you need to open the door.
Me: HUH ?! *mutters, "cb"*


So I went to shit, still as happy as ever, with the cubicle door wide open. Now that's a first. Heh, really leh, first time I hear such thing. -.-

After shitting, I felt kind of abused ? HAHAHAHA, anyway ! I rushed back to my seat and continued doing my Maths paper. To tell you the truth, I was quite excited actually and I really did had a lot and I dare I say it a lot of fun doing the paper. I mean, come on, Maths must be the most exciting subject ever ? No, seriously. Go figure ? LOL. ;D

Despite the fact that I was hyperventilating since some of the questions were quite hard, innovated and a little new (who am I kidding, I never saw or did such a question before la !), I think I did a pretty good job. Haha, in fact, I think I could actually pass this paper to get at least a B4 at most.

Afterwards, I went to Jurong Spring CC's Mac for breakfast at around 10.30am with Fah, Kamarul, Ly, Amni, Farah and Aisyah. We took a bus with Leon there but he wasnt coming along since he had to cut his hair. He kana caught la and I guess I did not all because I was late today. Heh, he suay la. Haha, ohoh, I had such nice pancakes with sausage there. Moreover, I mean, seriously, whoever who invented the sausage, thank you ! HAHAHA. :D

Eventually, about an hour or so, everyone left but me, Fah, Farah and Aisyah. Me and Fah had practically nothing to do so we stayed to waste time while pei-ing Farah and Aisyah since they had their A Maths Paper 2 at 2.30pm. I was supposed to pei Fah to jp no matter how prejudiced I was against it, so that she could do the act of concession-ing (?), but after a while, she had to go back home since something urgent cropped up. Heh.

I got hungry again and I forced myself to get me a chocolate sundae there. Lol, I got so bored sia so I went to play with Farah's phone. As a matter of fact, the games in her phone were so nice to play leh ! HAHAHAHA, I hate you Flora. (inside joke) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :D

After things I do not want to say here, we left and I departed for home while Farah and Aisyah returned back to school. To get fatter, I initially wanted to buy bubble tea but decided not to, since I guess I was too fucked up because of something. Sigh.

I reached home and I immediately slept till 7 ? Lol, yea and my handphone ? What about it ? I've been inattentive towards it since morning and now, there were already 4 unread messages but I'm not willing to read them until later at duno when.

Well, it's time for my tag replies cos I've realised that it had overflooded already. Haha. And oh, I'd be going to Bukit Panjang tomorrow for the whole day for I dont want to say here now. Heh, okay I know, seriously, what's up with me and such expressions ? Hmmm ? :D

Huifang: Lol.
cp: Ya lo, so now you know. HAHAHAHA.
jiali: Now now, let's not point fingers shall we ? Haha ! xP
hannah: Eh excuse me, look who's talking ! Haha. oO
felicia and joanne :D: YES ! Her nipples are definitely pierced. I should know. LOL. :D
Huifang: Eh ?
FAH: Weird. Haha.
cp: Stop telling lies ! No wonder your nose so long. HAHAHA, what am I saying ?!
Crystal;: EH LEH ! DONT THINK I DONT KNOW ! xP
Hairul: Come again ? oO
Gilda :D: As if ! You're as weird as Jing Xi but at least you're not scary weird. LOL.
JASMINE: Heh, you're lucky I forgot about you. -.-
Huifang: Go figure ?
SOFIA: I know you're jealous right ?! Haha.
felicia: You're all pirated one la. Dont think I dont know ! The barbie dolls I think got vagina hair one leh ! Heh. :D
yinbao: Haha, tagged at your blog already ! [:
blog stalker much: Wow, my blog's being stalked. Now that's a first. :D
tinggys: HELLO ! :D
benedict: Yes bro ? Heh.
:} fathihah: Thanks !
JASMINE: Look who's talking ! Lol.
jiali: Everything also your fault one what ! HAHAHA, where got ?! I forever got a lot of things to talk about one leh, and no, you're the loser with the depreciating English ! MUAHAHAHAHA.
hannah: You tell me. ):
passer-by: Hello passer-by, firstly I like your name. Haha, and secondly, you customize lo. Uh, from cbox.ws
SiewMin: HAHAHA ! Okay come lai lai, I teach you how to make your very own. HEH.
Hazelkyh: Hello ! [:


That's all for tags, I'm replying the rest in the near future cos I think this post like quite long already ah ? Oh ya, and get this, ever since I reached home till now at around 9pm, I've eaten 3 big bowls of fried rice ! HAHAHA, yea okay bye.

Note: I promised Elena that I would blog about her so yea here it goes before she doesnt friend me anymore. Haha.

Elena wants to become my best friend but too bad the position's already taken. Heh. ;D
► / Wednesday, October 22, 2008 @ 12:12 PM
} Confessions of a broken heart, cheh;

Purpose of this second post is mainly to make me have more posts. HAHAHAHA, bet you didnt know that ! And secondly, a notification.

PLEASE STOP SMSING ME LEHHHHHHHHHHH !

So many people kept smsing me but I didnt want to reply ! I need to save them for Lwin man. Haha, so that explains the unreplied smses. Sorry yea.

That is all. Syaifullah out. No, literally. I'm going to go out with Benedict again for lunch later and afterwards, I'm going to pei him buy something in peninsula and at night, also going to play basketball with him. At night leh, and even though there might already be the tall tall lamps there, I doubt the basketball court would be bright enough. Haha, I hope I can even see the hoop, or not, later I'm scared that I'd throw the basketball till it hits the elderly walking or strolling nearby. Idk, I just have the tendency to injure them. ):

Gah, Benedict, I'm getting sick of you. Always see your face one. Lol, cheh ! ;D
► / @ 10:43 AM
} I'm pro;

I practically screwed up all my recent O Level papers ! I know, flummoxing right ? But yea, I really did and I have idea why or how my brain couldve become that jacked up in just less than one month after school ended. -.-

I mean, I think I still did rather well for my Bio practical. Only thing was that I think my drawing of the fish's gill was retarded and very disproportionate. -.-

In addition to my horror, my Science practical didnt go well at all, especially the Chemistry part of the practical. I think I did my Physics one really well and despite not being able to scrutinize anyone's Physics setup since I was all the way in the first bench in front (-.-), I for once managed to set up the Physics experiment, consisting of two retort stands, a long metre ruler and other mechanisms you also wouldnt care about, with ease ! First time you know ! I'm happy le. :D

Chemistry, I'm starting to suck in you. I cant believe my prediction of the solid salt T was actually Zinc Oxide when god knows, nothing was even mentioned about Zinc in the question ! Gah, and to think my last practical exam, the answer was actually Zinc Carbonate and I sure picked a really nice time to repent and go all "yes ! the answer must include a Zinc !" while putting a Zinc as my cation in this exam. -.-

Anyway ! Enough about practicals, they're over for god's sake. Let's talk about my written papers shall we ? Which are also over already. Okay, weird. Gah, I dont care.

I, SCREWED, UP, MY, CHEMISTRY, PAPER !

Ahhem, please note that I paused for at least 1.3 seconds after each word above. :D

I want to die la.

Chemistry's my best subject and I still cant get over the fact that I didnt manage to finish doing my essay questions which now, had already costed me 10 marks, hands down. Byebye A1 and hello B3. Sigh, I was supposed to be really good sia, even Jia Li told me to chillax since she knows I'm good in Chemistry and I was being all "wtf, I think I'm gona do badly" almost all of the time before the paper even started. So to compensate for my abysmal loss in my self esteem, I went to jp with clique to cheer myself up while filling my capacious stomach with one of my favourite thanggggggggs in the whole world, food ! OH YEA, a perfect way to unload and unbundle all those fatuous nerves. :D

We ate dinner at Banquet Nabilla, not Banquet (-.-). Haha, what am I saying ?! Well, I meant that Nabilla has such a so called 'unique' pronunciation of the word above. Stupid girl. HAHA, it had been a really long time since I'd last went to jp though. In fact, I'm apparently prejudiced against jp ever since that old auntie who I'd tripped once scolded me for stepping on her platform shoes, or whatever it's called. Gah, I hope all the seemingly abrasive people who goes to jp will die one day. And believe me, I know my desire will come true one day. *winkswinks* :D

Ohoh, I ate lamb chop ! And Ly said that she's afraid of seeing me eat. I mean, come on, the lamb had bones all over and in spite of it being juicy, and tender and indiscernible because of it's over flooded black pepper gravy, it was one burly lamb. I had great difficulty wrestling it you know ?! HAHAHAHAHA, no, seriously, I really did. LOL. :D

I also had a great time with my clique and the enigmatic Amni's so weird man. Lol, I mean, the malay term for fried egg's called 'mata lembu'. Dont ask why, it just is. Haha, and she went all 'nak minta penyampah' (note that my malay rabak giler already. xD) or 'penyapu' or whatever it's called, and gave us her justification on the the term 'mata lembu'. 'Mata' means eye while 'lembu' means cow. Yea, go figure ? It literally meant eye cow (oO). Haha, and seriously, Amni, HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THESE THINGS ?! She practically claimed happily that she went to scrutinize a cow's eyes in a zoo and made the deduction that the egg yolk in a fried egg really did look like cows' eyes. I know, weird ! oO

And in between intervals of my life, I'd been distressing myself, according to the ultimate sagginess part 2, Mrs Ong, who I've been meeting recently to consult her in my depreciating standard in Maths, with my Rubik's cube whom I've named Axel. I know, finally. I've been calling it no-name since Idk when because I just cant seem to find a nice and pertinent name for it. Actually, Axel means something. That's why Axel. [:

Gah, to think that Axel's really fragile ! I know, he really is. I kana scammed again, like Hong Wei. Haha, oh, one day after my Maths session with Mrs Ong, Azri, Mika and Hong Wei, I went to eat my lunch with Hong Wei. Then, he went off to cut his hair while I waited at the bus stop for Benedict who evidently ps me (-.-). Then, I decided to meet Yin Bao for no reason since I was bored and had nothing else better do. While walking to her house, I think I saw Swe Lwin ? He was in pe and I guess he was going to the gym. Dont ask how I knew this, no one even told me. *winkswinks* HAHAHA.

Eventually, it started to fucking rain. What the, I hate rain leh ! Lol, so I ran frantically back into school to wait for her instead since she had Geography till duno when. So I sat in the concourse with duno what after texting Hansel and Gilda, talking to Crystal, stealing a pocky stick from Jing Xi, with Jasmine while she fiddled with Axel. Jasmine then ps me voluntarily, and Wei Jie came to pei me for a while by messing around with Axel as well. Then, Nisa came along and we waited together since she was waiting for Aizat.

Since I was on a desperate attempt to get fat, I went off with her to KFC to eat eat and eat. Haha, thing was, I'm still not getting bigger sia. This was very annoying lo. Gah. ):

Eh ? I appeared to have digressed. Haha, okay, enough about that and back to my Os now. I'd blog about what I've been doing in my next post which would either gona be my tag replies or etc etc etc. :D

English was a killer. Cheh, no la. After doing English Paper 1, people were like telling me and acting clever that we're supposed to do a report instead of a letter for the letter part of the paper. And I was all, ...

Me: HUH ?!


Because I did a letter of proposal, instead of a stupid report ! To tell you the truth, I also couldnt believe I was that blind not to see the bolded words of 'write a report" in the question itself. Moreover, after the paper, I kept laughing and hyperventilating since I still couldnt believe I was that blind not to notice those stupid bold words. Gah, I guess I was too excited again ! And Swe Lwin adviced me before the paper to jyjy for the exam and quit playing with my fringe. Eh, I didnt even tell him I'd do that man. What the, HOW DOES HE KNOW ALL THESE THINGS TOO ?! I'm curious. :D

English Paper 2 was okay I guess, just that I know I got one question wrong which costed me 1 mark already. Gah, stupid 'give one word' question. I hate you.

After all that, my mum forced me to take a cab back home because of I am very lazy to say here and guess where I took it ? At the bus stop, where everyone could see me. Who knows ? Skali they're thinking I'm some rich kid who cant be out after dark since dusk was ending. What the, and oh, thanks Fah. [:

Well, that's all for this post and whoever's saying those untrue stuff to Alios and Crsytal referring to me better stop it siol. I mean, come on, WHICH CB KEEPS SAYING ALL THOSE UNTRUE THINGS ?! I didnt even do or say all those things one lo. It's incensing ! -.-

Alright, done, so okay bye. ;D
► / Wednesday, October 15, 2008 @ 4:49 PM
} This is stupid;

I am on HIATUS (whatever that means), but I feel like blogging now. Thing is, but how can I ? My lovely big big computer at home kana confiscated, so till my Os end, if I post or go online, it'd mean that I'm over at my friend's house, using his or her computer. Go figure ? Lol, I know. My computer's massive and yet, I referred to it as being confiscated. It's kind of like, impossible right ? For something that big and permanent to get confiscated. Haha, yea, I'm good. [:

Somebody help me. I've been eating like a pig nowadays but I'm still not getting fat. I mean, seriously, how do you get successfully fat ? I've even tried asking advice from seemingly thin people and their responses were merely to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat.

Okay. -.-

I've been super adventurous lately. I've been all over the world ! Cheh, no not all over the world. Just in places where you'd dream of going. Like Sengkang. Bet you havent went there before. *smirks* :D

I know, that was really dumb.

ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, yea, I've been going out almost every single day because I'm seriously very bored at home. I have nothing to do man except to study and study and study and study and study for my Os. So yea, I've been out frequently for the time being but of course not when the consecutive days of my O Level Papers are on la. I'm not that crazy. *winks* :D

7th October 2008


Let's see. On last Tuesday, I've had my O Level Bio Practical Exam and it was really very exciting. I was so excited and ecstatic and etc because of I dont know what. Seriously, I dont. I just get over-excited easily. Haha. In the morning, I went to eat breakfast with Sherly at the Jurong Spring CC Mac because the Jurong Green CC was full. Gah !

I bought me some hotcakes with sausage and after stuffing the hotcakes into my mouth, I did not have any place for the sausage. Thus, I packed it nice nice and sandwiched it in between the books in my bag and guess what ? I forgot to eat it when I reached home and I've only acted on impulse the next day because of duno what, which then reminded me of the decomposing sausage in my bag. HAHAHA, weird thing was that I actually still felt like eating that rotting little thing. LOL.

Oh, and pardon my English. I'm opening up to broken English in my blog. Haha, and no, broken English is not Singlish. I apparently speak perfect Singlish you see. *smiles sweetly* ;D

And I saw Ignatius there ! And I waved big big. HAHAHAHA, it, was, exhilarating to see him ! Seriously, I have no idea why, lol.

Gah, the Bio practical was knnccbwtfwtfzxzx but quite exciting actually. We had to examine a living breathing but dead fish. HAHAHAHA. And get this, I spent a whole 30 minutes attempting to draw out the fish. I dont know, I dont draw well but I still like art. Go figure ? Heh. Ohoh, but the extraction of the grape juice from the grapes was OMFG EXCITING MAN ! I had so much fun squeezing them. *winks* :D :D :D

10th October 2008

Lol, after the secondary ones' art exam, I went to the Jurong Polyclinic with Alios and Hf. They pei-ed me to go see the doctor since I had sleeping problems. After receiving my sleeping medicine (which I had no idea could exist), we went to the Mac nearby for lunch at 11.30am in the morning. HAHAHA, but who cares ? I had to eat eat and eat ! Gah. :D

After that, we went our separate ways while me, Farah and Yin Bao went to JE to have lunch. For me, yea, lunch, again. HAHAHAHA, I'm on a desperate attempt to get fat laaaa. :D :D :D

I felt like a rubbish bin, a sexy one. HAHAHAHAHAHA CHEH ! And you're not cute Fatin. Haha, just something random. ;D

After lunch, I went to the library because of duno what. Seriously, I really didnt know why I went there in the first place. And *makes cool mouth sounds*, it's not because I wanted to study. oO ?

Lol, then then then, gah, I dont know.

I'm sleepy now, that's why I dont know. Haha, oh, I'm gona post about what I did this week on my next post because I think this post lacks drama. Sigh, I just havent been totally myself this past few days.

And hot bro, you should know why. Sigh.

Dah, okay bye.
► / Monday, October 13, 2008 @ 3:14 PM
} Hiatus;

Exactly that, for now. Because, my dad did uncool stuff to my computer at home, making it unusable for me. What the, so yea, I cant use the computer till after my Os. So why not I go for a ...

HIATUS ! ):

For now, at least till my com's usable once again. :D :D :D

And 12th of October's Hannah's birthday ! Which is one of the happiest days of her young dull and pathetic life ! HAHAHAHA.

Happy Birthday Hannah Jang Ha Young !

I hope all your days of licking asses, smelling people for no reasons whatsoever and laughing at stupid things which arouses you, have ended already eh ? And expect a belated birthday present from me ! [:

Sigh, okay bye. You wouldnt know why I'm so depressed and disappointed, so if you do, good for you then. It'd mean that I trust you enough to have told you.
► / Wednesday, October 08, 2008 @ 11:18 AM
} A change of plans;

I initially wanted to blog today, but because of my mum and her endless naggings, I've chosen not to. Instead, I think I'm just going to rot on my bed, trying to sleep when I know I cant, just to pass time since I wasnt planning on studying today. *winks with my eyes opened big big*

Omfg wait, I'm trying to imagine me winking with my eyes enlarged. Hell, I'm going to try it out now !

*takes 6 seconds attempting to wink with enlarged eyes*

GAHHHHHHHHHH ! Haha, okay, nevermind ! It's quite scary and a little stupid to do so. I mean, seriously, you'd look like crap if you were to try it out in front of a mirror. You'd look like a complete retard ! LOL. ^^

Thus, I'll blog whenever, so please check back here frequently to not miss any of my oh so magical posts which would definitely force you to take your socks off. HAHAHAH, cheh, dont know, that expression just sounds nicer than the original. Why ? Cos I made it. *suddenly manifests my super innocent face* :D

I miss my hot bro. You got miss me ?! Gah, if you dont, can bear seeing me being emo again le ma ? HAHAHA, god, I love playing this game. ;D

I love you I love you I love you. See I so good. Heh. :D :D :D

Note: Notice that the point of this post is to just show you how bo liao I am now. Uh, yea, hence the useless post (except for the hot bro part, that is). *smiles widely* ;D
► / Sunday, October 05, 2008 @ 3:57 PM
} I have disorders !

I know, I'm not supposed to be blogging again now but my beautiful computer was calling me as usual. Thus, the new post. HAHAHAHA. Well, you people should be happy leh ! You know you know you know ?! Because my posts are always so so magical ! *eyes glisten* :D :D :D

As a result of my O Level Bio Practical this coming Tuesday, I'm not going to blog about what I've been doing recently in this post. Cos I know that it'd take me lightyears for me to complete such a post ! Gah, and furthermore, I've been so so sleepy since I was out almost every day since last week. Stupid mother. On the plus side, I think I'm rich now ! MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

What the, ya I know, for now. Ironically, I'd be penurious again after I've spent all that Hari Raya money on stuff I dont really need. Seriously.

Say this morning for instance. I was bored so I went to the shops nearby my house. I saw this really cool and happening handphone pouch on sale for $6, so I purchased it on impulse. When I reached home to try it out (when I couldve tried it out immediately after I've bought it; duh), I've realised that the pouch was way to small since my phone was obviously way too big for it ?

WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE.

I couldve bought for myself 5 bubble teas man ! HAHAHA, GAHHHHHH. ):

Anyway, yea, I have disorders ! *horror music plays*

No, seriously, I do.

One, I die die wont lend stuff from people. Let's say, if my pen's ink dies off, I wont ask other people for a spare pen and instead, ransack my entire pencil box for the next best pen to use. This disorder only applies in situations where I wont suffer in the end. Haha, what I mean is this. Like for example, my pen dies off in an important examination, ...

Me: Pssst ! Lend me pen ! *whispers*


HAHAHA, even though the exam might be an O Level one or something. Lol, I cant possible use a reject pen from my pencil box for such an important event sia ! You think I what ?! LOL. ;D

So yea, sorry Swe Lwin yet again for that time when you insisted on letting me use your calculator since I forgot to bring mine (I'm not old !) and me insisting on refusing your kind and heartfelt offer. Heh. [:

Two, I have how Swe Lwin would say, motion illness ? I cant do much in a moving vehicle, like sms-ing or reading, because I'd definitely feel like vomiting or getting drunk eventually. Cheh, not drunk. I mean, who would get drunk just through mannerisms in a moving vehicle ? HAHAHA, so yea.

Three, I'm afraid of heights and I get carsick almost instantly. Gah, but of course, I'm afraid of heights reasonably, unlike Jia Li who's apparently afraid of using overhead bridges. Pffft, baba women.

You cant expect much for them cos they dont do much you know. 8D

Four, is getting jealous easily a disorder ? Or is it more of a crime ? Nah, it should be a crime. What the, what am I saying ?! HAHAHAHAHA.

Five, I get intimidated by people who dress well or have super cool hair. I dont know, I just do. GAH ! ):

Six, I think I'm addicted to Selena Gomez and her convincing acting, as well as her nice singing voice, Demi Lovato and her OMFG singing voice, Ashley Tisdale and her mannerisms and lastly, Vanessa Hudgens and only her beauty. I find Vanessa quite hot and pretty man ! Dont hold that against me hor ! Haha, cos quite a lot of people dont really like her for reasons I dont want to bother typing here. Roflmao. ;D

And seven, I dont break my promises ! Especially one to my super hot bro, Swe Lwin, whom I love very much. [:


Wait a minute ! Those aint even disorders ! Seriously, what am I saying ?! Gah, the digression. It's all stupid Jia Li's fault, her and her big boobs always distract me one lo. HAHAHAHA. xP

Uhh, yea. Why is Jia Li always involved in everything ? I'm disturbed by that. HAHAHAHAHA.

Gah, that should be all since seriously, I'm getting really sleepy again now. My head's like bopping up and down, up and down now. Gah, I hope it wont bang onto my keyboard again. Lol, and oh ! Guess what ? Naturally when I'm sleepy, I'd rest my head in between my legs ! Like Swe Lwin leh ! Wow ! :D

OH YA OH YA !

Swe Lwin and me are fated to have a brotherhood because we're practically the same ! And we keep feeling good about ourselves because of that. What the ! Haha, why ?

Because when he's shitting, omfg, I'm shitting too !
Because when his mum nags at him, my mum nags at me at the same time too !
Because both of us hate our fathers !
Because both of us have pacs !
Because Farah claimed that he looked like me from far ?!
Because we both like to sleep and eat !
Because our mannerisms are almost identical !
Because when he's facing a problem and becomes emo, I'd too !
Because both of our faces would become black when we're emo !
Because both of us try our very best to understand each other often to avoid misunderstandings !
Because he's the one who most understands me and vice versa !


Gah, okay. Seriously, so so sleepy now. I cant think anymore. Haha.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! What the, I really should start studying for my Os this coming Tuesday. Stupid computer. Someone kick my ass man. Heh. And I dont mean you, Jia Li. HAHAHA, call for sex. HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Jia Li should know, because you know ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Okay okay, shut up Syaifullah ! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAAH ! Okay ! No more. Inside joke. :D

Weird, what's w my sudden change in mood since Jia Li came into the picture ? Gah, Jia Li, you and your boobs over-excite me. I know, so wrong. Moreover, I think I'm getting unnecessarily high now because I'm way too sleepy. LOL.

Now you people know, I get too high and over-excited when I'm sleepy. So yea, that explains it. Gah ! ):
► / Friday, October 03, 2008 @ 10:48 PM
} Told you not to skip down the Yellow Brick Road,

Have you heard ? I've read in the papers that Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz had just gotten kidnapped by the Big Bad Wolf this morning. I know, tragic isnt it ? ):

See la see la, tell you how many times already. I've always adviced her not to talk to strangers. Gah, and did I just insult my own intelligence by getting seemingly mixed up with my fairytales ? Hmmm ? Nahhhhhh. *looks proud* ;D

Anyway, I'm lazy to blog. Next time la next time la. Haha, now I'm just here to make my blog appear undead. I dont want it to gain unnecessary pity. Idk, I've learnt this theory from Hui Fang. HAHAHAHA.

Ohoh and guess what ? I'm going to be completely random and promiscuous in this post cos I have absolutely nothing else better to do ! *claps hands with joy* :D :D :D

Somebody call 911 ! My LIVE grade's going to get moderated to an 'A' now ! Thank you Louis ! Haha, who's this Louis you might ask ? Well, he's my new best friend and get this, he's only a crocodile clipper or whatever you call it. Isnt that the coolest thing you've ever heard ?! I know, exactly what I was thinking ! ;D

To tell you the truth, I really shouldve gotten an 'A' from the start. Because as you all had already known, I'm naturally morally correct, along with having the tendency to get over-excited really really fast.

And he's my good luck charm as well ! HAHA.

GAH ! Today's my last day of school since the sec fours who're taking the Os are not required to come back anymore for lessons and instead, self-revise at home. Omfg, I'm really going to miss school so so much ! It never fails to make my heart so pain whenever I come to think about it. Lol, wow I like my English man. Hahaha.

GASP ! Today, I spent an entire 43 minutes straight after school attempting to scrape off, erase, and lubricate (cheh) my table, or should I say Angelin's table from the vandalism it received together with Farah, Amabel, Marilou, Jia Li and Yin Bao. Because, I was using her table for the whole year (I have no idea why) and according to Jia Li, it was all my fault for Ange's table getting vandalised since it spurred people to become completely bo liao and vandalise it by writing propaganda for no reason whatsoever. What the, they mustve acted on impulse as usual. You know, 4C-ians. Haha. Gah, the stupid people I love. LOL.

Stupid Angelin and her brown breasts. She seriously picked a very nice day not to come to school. Gah, and oh, I am officially a ponstar since I pon-ed school yesterday but went to the library with Swe Lwin instead after his school ended. :D

Plus, today, I departed school and reached home at around 4pm after taking lots of crazy and wacky pictures with some of my good classmates since it was our last day. Gah, omfg. ):

And I was supposed to catch a movie w Swe Lwin today after school though, but didnt yet again, cos he was too tired. Gah, cant blame him. Haha, he's so good already la ! He already pei-ed me sleep so late the previous night cos my relatives came to my house for Hari Raya and I had to be their resident butler and serve them drinks and stuff along w my new maid. ):

Speaking of Hari Raya, I hate it siol. It bores and makes me less excited about everything but the only thing which drives me to persevere w the long hours of visiting is the MONEY BABY ! :D

Didnt you know ? Money makes the world go round and moreover, it makes the unicorns living in Yugoslavia breed a lot faster. Wait, do they even live in Yugoslavia to begin with ? I know, duh quite stupid; everybody knows they live in Australia. Gah, silly me. *slaps self* LOL.

Aiyah, this is for Hannah Jang Ha Young since she die die wants me to post something about her. HAHAHA.

Hannah likes to laugh at totally random and mundane stuff which does not even appear as funny ? I do not know why, but she just does. Even the sight of Swe Lwin's Adam's Apple moving could make her laugh till she pees in her diapers. Go figure ? Ohoh, and Hannah tells me stuff which you people would die die want to know ! But of course, I wont tell you people la.

Wait for it ... Gah, I cant wait any longer ! I have to tell you ! HAHAHA.

"Hey all you people, hey all you people, hey all you people would you listen to meeeeeeeeee ?!" Uhh, yea, it's from a song. LOL, okay I know, weird.

WELL ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, Hannah collects bras of different ranges of genres, sizes and colours ! And guess what else she does w them ? She always wears a different one upon the changeover of periods during school ! Isnt that innovative ? Exactly, I think so too ! Roflmao ! ^^ Furthermore, when at home, she arranges them in alphabetical order to be prudent of not losing any. Lol, I know, isnt that freaky ? HAHAHAHA. ;D ;D ;D


Wait, did I just blabber out one of Hannah's secrets ? NAH ! :D

So guess what Hannah ? YOU JUST GOT SERVED. *does cool hand signs* LOL.

Okay bye ! This absolutely random and promiscuous post isnt as random and promiscuous as I thought. It only makes my eyes bleed tears and it aint a pretty sight. Gah, I hate myself. HAHAHA. ):

And Jasmine owns gazillions of barbie dolls and she lives to groom them by perming cum braiding their vagina hair. God knows even if those dolls really do have them. However, WHO KNOWS EH ?! Haha. ;D

EGAAAAAAAAAAAASP ! :O