Me: Omg, I think we're lost.
Crystal: Why not we ask for directions ?
Me: WHAT ?! Dont want la ! It makes me look like a tourist. But hor, I'd still rather ask then look at the directory. Looking at the directory makes me look proud cos I refuse to ask people for directions instead.

Candice: I want to be an aaaaaaaaaaaaaccccctttttor. (x999999; countless times la ! Omfg.)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO ! *cups ears frantically*

Leroy: She only had one kidney, yet his mother, sacrificed it so that ...

Mum: I'm behind you now what.
Me: OMG REALLY AH ?!

Edmund: Is his mother coming ?
Hong Wei: Ya.

(random lady passes by the corridor of the hall)

Edmund: Is that his mother ? (looks at Hong Wei)
Hong Wei: Your mother ? (looks at me)
Me: No la ! My mum's not that unglam. (looks at Hong Wei)
Hong Wei: Nope. (looks back at Edmund)

*another random lady passes by)

Hong Wei: Is that your mother ?
Me: No la !

Alios: I am cute hor !
Me: Wah seh ! Call yourself cute man. Haha, I think you're shuai, not cute.
Alios: No la cute can liao. And I jealous you said Kenneth shuai ! Haha nevermind.
Me: Roflmao, he quite shuai what. Aiyah, dont need to jealous one la. Okay la okay la, my hot sexy shuai cute cool hairy bro's very very shuai. LOL, anyway, why must jealous man ? (I think I said something like this)
Alios: Cos you are mine ! Haha nevermind lo got Kenneth forget me liao !

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:42 AM):
I LIKE THE PRICE IS RIGHT

oceans and past lives says (1:43 AM):
WAH FINALLY I FOUND ONE
so childhood right

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:43 AM):
I ALWAYS WATCH ONE LEH
ya la
i feel so primary school one lo

oceans and past lives says (1:43 AM):
Hahah finally!

oceans and past lives says (1:44 AM):
but now the host not good right

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:45 AM):
idk
i like drew better
he's wearing specs now
so that's why i think better ah
xP

oceans and past lives says (1:45 AM):
hahah i like BOB more leh

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:46 AM):
WHAT ?!
the travesty !

oceans and past lives says (1:46 AM):
drew just laugh pretty much, thats all

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:46 AM):
WAIT
who's bob man ?
lol, his laugh's contagious lo

oceans and past lives says (1:46 AM):
bob tyler??
haha shit you are my new tv best friend

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:46 AM):
is he a dead guy ?

oceans and past lives says (1:46 AM):
i think so

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:46 AM):
serious
wow

oceans and past lives says (1:47 AM):
i don't like the host now leh
you?

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:47 AM):
i like
cos he's more funny one

oceans and past lives says (1:47 AM):
but sometimes i found him not knowing what to say

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:47 AM):
really ?
you're just saying that cos you dont like his glasses

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:48 AM):
i knew it
so biased

oceans and past lives says (1:48 AM):
HAHAHAHHA
NO WAY OKAY

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:48 AM):

i dont care
his glasses are cool
that's why i like him better

oceans and past lives says (1:48 AM):
YOU ARE BIASED TOO
hahhaha

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:48 AM):
WAH SEH

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:49 AM):
are you accusing me of sth ?!

oceans and past lives says (1:50 AM):
hahahha
yes just because of that specs
how could you!

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:50 AM):
pffft, critics
you're just jealous cos you dont have super cool specs like drew's
figures

oceans and past lives says (1:51 AM):
urgh
okay seriously
the show still rock

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:53 AM):
i know
cos drew carey has such cool specs

oceans and past lives says (1:53 AM):
urgh you just can't get enuff of that
kick yr arse
hahahha

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:53 AM):
lai lai

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:54 AM):
eh
anw
little girl ! why havent you slept yet ?! so late already.
ltr tmrw who knows you wake up then complain to people say you're sick
*shakes head*

oceans and past lives says (1:54 AM):
hahah i am a night witch

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:55 AM):
ooookay
and i'm a wizard
believe me, i really am
i can convert sugar to glucose
there

oceans and past lives says (1:56 AM):
WOW thats amazing
hahah zzzzzzzzzzzzz

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:57 AM):
^^
so what are you now ?
a rocket scientist ?

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:58 AM):
a singer ?
a stewardess ?
a bartender ?

oceans and past lives says (1:58 AM):
NO OKAY
WITCH
TRAINEE

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:58 AM):
wow
so you're a witch in training huh ?
so cool

oceans and past lives says (1:59 AM):
hahah cooler than the guy in specs

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:59 AM):
wa piang ah !
suan-ing me siol
at least my occupation doesnt rhyme w bitch
got'cha
;D

oceans and past lives says (1:59 AM):
hahah what are you then!

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:00 AM):
uh, i'm a dancer !
and obviously, i dance
if you're still unclear on what a dancer does
(:

oceans and past lives says (2:00 AM):
@(^@*%^@$($&
serious!

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:00 AM):
serious !

oceans and past lives says (2:00 AM):
really!

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:01 AM):
this is getting annoying
yes, really
haha, roflmao !
what, in denial ?

oceans and past lives says (2:02 AM):
hahahhaha
you thought you would be some english club or drama club

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:02 AM):
i am

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:03 AM):
and i'm the best actor in there
besides the other actresses la of cos

oceans and past lives says (2:03 AM):
hahahah cool man

oceans and past lives says (2:04 AM):
be the next "thr price is right host

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:04 AM):
ya ya !
and i think i'm already halfway there !
i have cool glasses already leh

oceans and past lives says (2:05 AM):
hahhha
i am waiting okay!

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:14 AM):
kay go wait go wait

oceans and past lives says (2:15 AM):
haha

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:56 AM):
what's EB siol ?

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:56 AM):
LOL
u also another one who ask
=.=
is it so attractive?

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:56 AM):
so should i be happy ?

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:56 AM):
hahas

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:56 AM):
duno

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:56 AM):
u can say so
haha

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:56 AM):
it sounds arousing

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:56 AM):
haha

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:57 AM):
its emotional blackmail

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:57 AM):
orh cheh

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:57 AM):
=p

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:57 AM):
how can i not know that

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:57 AM):
LOL

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:57 AM):
i always use that sia

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:57 AM):
-.-
im glad u know
hahas

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (1:57 AM):
*puts the horny face emoticon*

$%15.-chihpeng-.15%$ says (1:57 AM):
LOL

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:01 AM):
GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO !

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:02 AM):
hahahahahahs
must sae in a lot of language
goodmorning
zao an
sawatikap

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:02 AM):
i only know 3

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:02 AM):
konichiwa

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:02 AM):
my turn my turn !

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:02 AM):
bonjuor
hahahahahahahas
ok

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:02 AM):
suple alu manaymanaykum
that's good morning in tamil

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:02 AM):
where got so long
i thought is

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:03 AM):
zhao an ni hao
hahahahahas

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:03 AM):
it sounds more like french la that one
and now's 2.03 am
get it right
its not 1.48 am anymore

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:03 AM):
just now lah
cannot meh
?

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:04 AM):
my clock's better than yours lo
must be

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:04 AM):
time flies you nkow
*know

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:04 AM):
i know i know

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:04 AM):
it fly so fast that no one could stop it
hahahahahs
even jasmine could'nt
so syaifullah the amazon also cannot
hahahahs

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:04 AM):
what thing amazon ?!
you're being like zane siol

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:04 AM):
hahahahahas

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:04 AM):
lol

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:04 AM):
who is zane?

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:04 AM):
wei zane

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:04 AM):
boy ar?

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:04 AM):
aiyah you duno one la

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:05 AM):
ya

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:05 AM):
i thought wei jian
hahahas

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:05 AM):
your sister knows him
oO

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:05 AM):
i thought wei jian not wei zane
hahahhaahas

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:05 AM):
oh cheh
who ask you nvr see properly ?!

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:05 AM):
aiya when you pronounce it is the same lah
hahahahas
just that the surname is differ but you also never mention
one mark goes to jasmine

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:06 AM):
YAY!!!!

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:07 AM):
anyway you sae my timing is wrong
but yours worst leh
still in april
hahahas
mine is in june
19/6/2008
your is 200408
hahahs

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (2:08 AM):
another one mark goes to jasmine!!
YAY!!
oi reply leh

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (2:14 AM):
SORRY !
was watching tv
LOL

Tag Replies.

Hairul: Shudders right back at'cha. Haha. Wow, and wow ! :O
SOFIA: What history ? You ? Making history ? Dont make me laugh ! :D
karen: You ? Retarded ?! Yes, haha, but in a good way la of course.
FAH: Of course you miss me. Everybody does. *winkswinks*
gwt: oh OKAY ! AND ya hor, I agree with you that Sofia's farts are very power one. LOL.
SABRINA: YES YOU ARE ! HAHA.
SOFIA: Someone's going to roar ? Huh, huh and huh ? Eh, please to get to the point sia. Haha, so weird.
Fiona says: You so are weird. DONT TELL YOU WHAT HONG WEI SAID. *smirks to self* WAPIANG AH ! I feel so disgusted siol !
zany to yen: Haha, yay. Glad that you remembered ah. Ah, *reminisces*
EUGENE: Yeah ...
Lala: Wow, you finally did it. You cursed my blog my your foreboding tag ! Roflmao !
Hairul: Ya, I really do have 6 pacs. Jealous ?! HAHAHA.
hannah: Aww, Hannah treasures me siol. *smiles widely*
Eugene: Orh ... Yeah, I really do.
cp: OMG OMG, cp wanton siol ! I feel so honoured ! Okay, stupid. LOL LOL.
alios: Thanks for the relinking bro ! ;D and noooo, its not stupid. I find your blog picture on your rainbow cigarette even more stupid lo. Hehe.
JIAYI :D: Ah, okayokay.
SOFIA: Roflmao.
jiali: Kay, thanq Jia Li, aka Anna Suay who owns big killer boobs. :O
elena: Aiyah, I like it to be brown leh. Haha.
jiali: Eh, brinjal, shut up. *speaks in that annoying tone you love*
hw: Oh sup sup ! Kay.
FAH: Ya lo, co incidence ? I dont think so. ;D
Eugene: You ? Treasure me ? From what I experienced about losing my bro, hah, I beg to differ. And yeah, I did miss you the most.
LIYUN !: Stupid girl. Lazy to relink me, that's why you mustve said that you'd link me soon. LOL.
LOSER: Aku duno you, and I already think you suck. And oh, get in line. *winks*
karen: Thanq thanq ! ^^
GABRIEL: Haha, I relinked you already la ! Lol.
WINNER TO LOSER: I AGREE W YOU 100 PERRRRRCENT MAN.
FAH: Ya lo, if loser really did die, I'd be so happy now siol. Of course my skin's very nice, its MY skin after all. *whistles*
Hairul: Thanks for sticking up for me ! ;D
fyza: Wow, haha, kay and I know its nice. So there. Lol.
LY: ;DDD
Amni: NOOOOOO. THERE'S HARDLY ANYONE LIKE EUGENE. And one big difference, those others ? They're NOT Eugene.
Hairul: Wow, but hey, I cant have everything I want right ? Its his life. If he chooses to be like that, I cant do anything to change that man.
Fiona says: I know you'd stick up for him, I would too. And you're right. Of course he did nothing wrong. That's at least what I think now. (:
FAH: I know I know, and eh, you can increase the font size whaaaat if you cannot see ! Ya lo, you really are making up stories one ! Lol !
fathihahhh, xunn, MIKA: Thanks for the relinking ! ;D
hannah: Haha, I KNOW ITS NICE. It must be like, the nicest blogskin ever sia ! And nooo, its not bangsai ! ROFLMAO.
elena: I dont mind, you make sense, cos I know you're one of them who could really understand my situation, considering the dejavu fact that you were part of one in the past. The one with Zeke.
LY: Lol, thanks. Okay.
JASMINE: Haha, at least someone's happy. Glad. [:
AMY AMY: I dont know what to think anymore. Really, I dont.

GOSH ! guess wad? i made a new friend !

he's a junior in my skewl.
name, eugene. class, 1c`08. eh...dunnoe wad else bout him hahha
hes a great guy, seriously.
hes fun to talk with
okay even though ive not met him and talked face to face, but its fun chatting w him online and on frenster !hahha i was introduced to him by fiona. she gave me his frenster link and asked me if he was HOT.
hahha well, i did say he was. and fiona was like " thought so. " hahah

this year sec ones not alot of handsome2 and pretty eh. MAJORITY of the guys like all ACT paikia but EUGENE IS DIFFERENT! hahah he's like naturaly hot . he doesnt act la like da majority guys. den talking bout da girls. SO MANY ah-lian lah da chinese girls. all also act paikia. not all la. majority.

hey EUGENE ! hope we can be closer friends ! awesome , hot, cool, friend! and he's a sec one! and its ver VERY rare that i would praise a sec one. hahah in fact i havent for da whole year ! ure one lucky dude, eugene ! hahhahaha so thats it!

EUGENE, MY NEW GREAT FRIEND . and now, he's even my brother ! AWESOME ! ? haha horny brother. fun yaw~

Ha,
HAFIZZZZZZZZZZ, picture
CHANGED (:
New
Hot Shuai Cool
Friend/Bro ^^

What would you do if you never met 1?, Eugene
OMG ! I COULDNT POSSIBLY LIVE ANOTHER SECOND ! TT, such torture to answer this question.

Insomnia ? Maybe.

Omg, it's already almost 8am and I've still not slept yet. I must be cursed siol ! Friday the 13th ! *eyes widened*

I hit the hay at around 11pm yesterday and yes, I couldnt even get any sleep. I tossed and turned and fuck, today when I go out, I guess my eyes are going to be as black as a panda's.

Okay, this is such a random post.

Oh ya ! I'm hungry. Anyway, I forgot to elaborate on my day out swimming.

Woke up early at around 11am. What, it is very early already lo. Haha. Then faster go bathe and left the house at around 12.30pm. Met Amy to take the same bus. Bus-ed to the JESC. Then, eventually met Jason and Benedict. So three of us went to change. Aww, Amy had to change alone. Poor naive thing. Haha.

Thennnnn, uhh, oh ya ! Benedict said he liked my pegs/pecs, whatever you call them. *smiles widely* Guess what ? I forgot how to swim, so first time I hit the water, I was like ...

Me: Eh, so must move your arms like this right ? *demonstrates*
Amy: Ya ya, but must do faster la of course.
Me: Oh okayokay. So like this ?
Amy: Yup.
Me: Then how come I'm still not moving yet ?
Amy: Idk, try splashing your legs also. Like this. *swims away, acting smart*
Me: Pffft, show-off.
Amy: I HEARD THAT ! *shouted from a distance*

HAHAHA, dont worry, I didnt drown. LOL, I managed to remember how to swim. Actually ah, I started off practising in the baby pool. Haha, I felt like squashing the little children who were playing in there too. I felt like a giant. Okay, stupid. Moving on !

Since I became very pro already, I swam swam swam. Then became so tired already siol ! Arms so pain, I think I also lost my sense of direction sia. Zz, I went to bump into this other guy's butt. WTF ?! When I realised this, I hid behind Benedict and pointed at him. Then the guy go show intimidating faces at him instead siol. I know, clever right ? Hahaha. Sorry !

Oh ya ! Then hor, Jason was dumber than usual.

Jason: Fuck, I have to pee !
Me: Then go pee lo.
Jason: Okay, I go now. *prepared to leave the pool*
Me: Eh, where are you going sia ?
Jason: Toilet lo.
Me: You just go pee here can already whaaat.
Jason: HUH ?! Got such thing one meh ?!
Me: Got got ! My other friend got teach me one. Haha.
Jason: So are you sure its okay ? Legal ?
Me: Of course it is la !
Jason: Okay ah I go try.

*stands in the pool stiffly, staring into space*

Me: So ?
Jason: Like cannot come out like that leh.
(okay, I'm laughing my ass off now while typing !)
Me: Eh ? How come ?
Jason: Idk, like very weird like that.
Me: We've been through this. First, just wriggle your ass abit, then point your bum outwards while thinking of waterfalls. Haha, then go press as hard as possible !
Jason: Wtf. Isit painful ?
Me: How I know ?! For your case, I hope not.
Jason: Eh ?! HOW SIA ?! Later the water dirty siaaaa.
Me: Its already dirty lo, cos I've just peed a few minutes ago in here. Oops, haha.
Jason: Okay lo, nevermind. I go try again.
Me: *eyes widened*
Jason: Eh eh ! Its coming out already leh !
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO ! NOT YET ! FASTER GO AWAY FROM MEEEEE FIRST !
Jason: *no reply* (busy peeing lo)
Me: AHHHHHH ! *swims away frantically*

HAHAHAHA, kay stupid. Everybody's weird man, but me. Roflmao ! ;DD

Then swam till around 5pm. Had lunch after that. I got scammed again, my Zinger cutlet was so small la ! Then ...

Amy: Eh, how come your Zinger so small one ?
Me: Idk leh, got scammed again lo as usual. Just my luck.
Amy: Next time you go buy from that smaller girl. I think her name's Audrey.
Me: AUDREY ?! HAHAHAHA.
Amy: Why ?
Me: I know her much longer than you have. Believe me.
Amy: Orhhhh. What a dumb name.

LOL LOL.

Orh, and speaking of luck, your's should run out today. It's Friday the 13th man ! ;DD raise the roof raise the roof ! LOL.

Omg omg, wtf wtf, I feel feverish now ! I just hope I dont faint halfway ltr. DD: haha, and I'm sad le.

I miss Crystal.
I miss Fah.
I miss the Farahs.
I miss Lyana & Liyana.
I miss Amni, believe it or not.

I miss Hannah.

I used to talk to her a whole lot more than what I've been doing nowadays. Stupid ban. I miss how much we crap and how much I like to self-praise myself to her, cos she'd always self-praise herself back instead. Haha, good times.

I miss Eugene.

Idiot. Doesnt treasure me as much already. When he became my bro, he promised to always treasure me, and yes, he said he would with such enthusiasm. Now, I hardly get any msges from him. Its always me, who smses him instead if I have to talk to him. Kay, I can understand la, you have other friends, blah blah, but aiyah, I'm trying not to sound selfish. Sometimes, till he never even replies my last text msg. Dont worry, I just need time to adjust. I still believe in him. (: Lols, sorry for the ego. Everybody has them, I guess mine's on a higher register since I'm thick skinned most of the time as a result of the attention I'm getting. Haha.

I miss Zeke

You guys dont know how much I've been through with him. Pain, torture, sadness, happiness. Idk, I just dont know already. That's why I gave up, and moved on, but ..., it wouldnt hurt to look back once in a while into my past right ?

I miss Elena.

I miss how much I enjoy talking to her, hanging out with her. How much I used to condemn Alios in front of her. Haha, sorry bro. How much I so-called qi fu her, according to her that is, by smacking her with bread, pulling her hair band, ramming her with my bag, etc. Now I wont be joining in during EDC sessions, so I have practically no time to spend with her anymore.

I miss Alios.

I miss how close we were last time. Now, no more smses. Haha, its okay la. We dont really talk in school much anyway.

I miss SC.

I just super love SC la !

Kay, I'm done. Enjoyyyyyy the whimsical-ness ! ;DD

► / Thursday, June 12, 2008 @ 3:57 PM

Tagged by Eugene, again. (I dont mind one le ! xD)

Name 20 people you can think of right now. Don't read the questions until you've named the 20 people. At the end of this, choose 5 people to do this. It's not in order.

1. Eugene
2. Crystal
3. Hannah
4. Swe Lwin
5. Fah
6. Kenneth
7. Jasmine
8. Hansel
9. Fah
10. Farah
11. Amni
12. Alios
13. Elena
14. Zane
15. Amy
16. Jia Li
17. Zeke
18. Edmund
19. Wei Yang
20. Terry

How did you meet 14?, Zane
Omg, I knew Zane through such a complicated way. A way, involving Alios and Zeke. Haha, know only, seen him when I was in Sec 1 ?! Roflmao, but never met or talked to each other in person before, only in MSN.

What would you do if you never met 1?, Eugene
OMG ! I COULDNT POSSIBLY LIVE ANOTHER SECOND ! TT, such torture to answer this question.

What if 9 and 20 dated?, Fah & Terry
Hmmm ? Wtf, I'm not going to go there. ROFLMAO.

Will 6 and 17 date?, Kenneth & Zeke
Well, Kenneth had already made it seem as if they both really are dating. Huh, who knew ? LOL !

Describe 3, Hannah
Tall, high, dramatic at times, annoying, thick-skinned, quite chio, sporty, a super good friend.

Describe 7, Jasmine
So so crazy !

Do you know any of 12's family members?, Alios
I only know that he has two other smaller sisters in primary 4 and 1 respectively, I think. Beatrix and uhh, something else which slips my mind now. Haha, his sister and my ex shares the same name le.

What would you do if 18 confesses to you that he/ she likes you?, Edmund
i would : Aww, I'd definitely date him. HAHAHA, gay siol. Nah, first, I'd just like to dump my lunch over his head, then I'll be glad to.

What language does 15 speak?, Amy
Haha, broken English and Chinese. Singlish lo ! ;DD

Who is 9 going out with?, Fah
Idk ? Most importantly, she's going out with me lo ! Roflmao !

How old is 16?, Jia Li
16, or is she ? Hmmm, who knows ? Since she's Anna Suay's descendant, she should be very old also huh ? Haha.

When is the last time you spoke to 13?, Elena
Lightyears ago sia. D: eh wait ! Now now ! In other words, I'm talking to her now ah in MSN. ;DD

Who is 2's favourite band/ singer?, Crystal
Eh ? IDK SIA ! DDD:

Would you ever date 4?, Swe Lwin
Of course ! He's hot ! Haha, cheh. He's my bro, if date as in go out, then why not ? {:

Would you ever date 1?, Eugene
Of course sia ! If he were to be a girl, that is. ;DD

Is 19 Single?, Wei Yang
Nah, shouldnt be. Shuai ge nia.

Would you ever be in a relationship with 11?, Amni
AMNI ?! THAT LADY OF CONTRADICTION ?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No. :D

School of 3?, Hannah
Jurongville Secondary also le ! :D

Where does 6 live?, Kenneth
Well, my shuai ge bro had once told me that he lived around old Jurong West ah.

What is your favourite thing of 8?, Hansel
Everything, that's why he's my bro. Haha.

Have you seen 2 naked?, Crystal
HAHAHA, no la. She wont let me siol. LOL ! Cheh, if it were guys like the ones mentioned all the way above, then maybe I would have already.

Next five person to do this survey,

Anybody who'd definitely put me as their number 1 in this quiz. *winkswinks* ;D
__________________________________

► / Wednesday, June 11, 2008 @ 6:07 PM

Wow, I've just only realised that I completely have a different reality than others. Huh, who knew ?

I Think That ...

1) Rainbows are a myth.
2) Donkeys can fly.
3) Eating vegetables cause you to have pimples.
4) BBIAHS make the world stop rotating.
5) Big Foot exists.
6) The movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's really really scary.
7) Tomatoes grow underground. (No wait, they do. My bad.)
8) Anna Suay's a baba woman.
9) My huge black bag's sexy.
10) Fiona's weird.
11) Eugene's weirder.
12) Fah really is a cannibal.
13) Chocolates make me go high.
14) Drinking too much water gets me drunk and delusional.
15) Trees can talk.
16) People who have dark skin's a BBIAH
17) I'm a nigger.
18) I'm cleverer than everyone.
19) People take me for granted.
20) Jasmine's weirderer.

Okay, I'm all out. Or am I ? Hmmm. I'll be back, in my next post. *says in an Arnold Swachernigger way*

Back !

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:22 PM):
HELLO HELLO

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (6:38 PM):
YOYO!!
miss talking to me isit?!
hahas

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:39 PM):
ya la !
sorry for late reply
was busy watching ppl dance

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (6:39 PM):
CHEY!
i can dance leh
watch me dance lah
wait wait.

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:39 PM):
orh
okayokay

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (6:39 PM):
HAHAHAHAS.

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:41 PM):
should i still wait or sth ?
http://www.neartsfest.com.sg/heartlandmusical_voting6.htm
go to this website !
i super love this dance !

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (6:41 PM):
got you dance isit?!

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:41 PM):
go go go
dont have
haha

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (6:41 PM):
scally have porn how?

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:41 PM):
aiyah
wont one

[c=#FF80C0]❤[/c]JASMIINE. HOTCAKES ARE LOVED says (6:41 PM):
haveshow video that you pull girl girl bra strp
HAH

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:41 PM):
i know how to differentiate la

;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah.[/b] [c=#FF0033] When I flick my hair, there's silence. ;D [/c] says (6:42 PM):
*horny face*
i should've gotten those all in videos man
next time i go take la then

Idk, I was bored. So yeah. ;D

So if you want your conversations to be featured on my blog, just talk to me on MSN ! And if I find it worthy enough, I'll post it down. Happy trying ! ;D

► / Monday, June 09, 2008 @ 2:33 PM

Kay, since the stupid Anna Suay's descendant, Jia Li had still not started on my new blogksin, nevermind ! Life has to go on. So I'm just going to reply my tags in this post. It overflooded already ! D:

Tag Replies ! ;D

FAH: I know my posts are toot. Wait, is that a good thing ? And ya, I know my links are retarded already. I'm very lazy to remove them ah. Haha. ;D
Yinbao: *gave the wtf look*
ELENAA: Lazy ah. ;DD
CHIAOCHEN: Roflmao, I feel like dancing too ! So wasted, you cant dance with me anymore. D:
THERESA: SC ORIGINALS ROCK !
jiali: Refer to the sentence above this tag reply. {: and ya, Edmund really was one. Dont ask me how I knew that. *smiles widely*
EUGENE: Ya lo, I know I have good memory. You've witnessed this amazing-ness also nia. Haha, you suffered from me forcing you to listen to me while I memorise two of my SS essays. LOL. Oh ya ! I also want to go bowling lo ! D:
!GWHP: SC ORIGINALS FOREVER !
SOFIA: Where got nice ?! My hands and eyes are being tortured to type IASFiiOna. WHAT ?! Nobody spams The Great Syaifullah ! NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE !
HUIFANG: Oh oh, thanks for tagging back ? ;DD
JIAYI XD: Ya, can see that you're very bored one. LOL LOL.
VALVAL ♥: Thanq ah ma ! ;DD
SOFIA: Of course you're not talking about me, cos everyone knows that I'm no a$$hole freak. ROFLMAO. *winkswinks* Aiyah, I go say hi to you next time la then.
Hairul: Wow, her boobs really are very evil. She must be wearing a larger cup size than cup size E ! The sagginess rests on her seemingly pregnant tummy some more siol ! Amazing ! I keep staring at them one. Fascinating you know. ;D
FELICIA: I know that, you dont have to tell me. I know all. :D
Azlin: Ya la ! I also remembered the good times we had in SC. We went to VIVO right on one day, then I also got teach you all my dance. OMG, cant believe its all over already. TT.
Gabriel: Relinked ! ;D
♥ AMY: Shut up Amy. HAHAHA.
karen: I know I know. *smiles widely*
Fathihah: Relinked you already ! ;D
FAH: ;D
EUGENE: Haha, of course la very sweet. Its for my bro nia. Roflmao.
JASMINE: TALK IN MSN ! LTR PPL SEE OUR CONVO HERE WOULD GET JEALOUS ONE. HAHA.
hannah: For the last time, I wouldnt get jealous of a banana. There. *winks*
KENNETH 2: BRO ! Haha, of course. I never forget my bros. :D
hunny: Done ! [:
gwt: Uh huh ? And what's baka ah ? Omg omg, IDK !
elena: *raise brows even higher*
jia li: Eh Anna Suay, cannot meh ?! ;D
FAH: Just do it. HAHA, wow, NIKE SIOL.
Hairul: Okayokay, I'll tag you soon la.
Zany Phantom: Aww, this promiscuous friend of your's saddened sia. D:
LIEY: You're just jealous ! As usual. *winkswinks*
♥ AMY: Eh, you're not helping ! Haha, but yeah, I know its sexy. *eyebrows go up and down* And wtf ?! $2 only can become like this. Roflmao, you're weirder than Jasmine man. Haha.
jiali: Cos its true what. *whistles*
EUGENE: Wow, so shocking. I almost fell off my chair, looking at it. LOL, BROOOO ! ;D

Kay, done w the tags. Oh ya ! Eugene ! I'll do that quiz on my next post okay ? ;D

Aiyah, last Friday I went to eat my dinner with my dad. He did so many ps things, then hor, I dont even think he felt ps siol. Instead, I was the one who felt pai seh for him. When I first entered the place, people inside kept looking at me. Haha, so weird. Oh, and my dad kept telling people at the air con hawker center that I was his son. Wtf ?!

Before I go, just a random picture to put up. Haha, we're doing the 'Nabilla Smile' ! OMG OMG.


Zz, my face looked wrinkly. And NOOOO, I'm not that old sia. Haha, look ! My long fringe. ;D

► / Tuesday, June 03, 2008 @ 4:56 PM

Tagged by Eugene

1. If your lover betrayed you , what would your reaction be ?
Byebye lover ! ;D

2. If you have a dream , what would it be ?
To dance my way to the top, to act my way to oblivion, IDK. I have so many dreams. What, I can dream can't I ?

3. What would your dream wedding be ?
Wait 10 more years, then ask me this same question again.

4. Are you sure of your life goals ?
I'm just going to follow the flow. Wherever the river takes me, that's where I'm going to go. (:

5. What's your ideal lover ?
Amazing (What, of course she has to be amazing), kind (kind people make me happy), nice, very nice (I know, aren't I clever ?), faithful, loyal (wait, faithful and loyal both mean the same thing), pretty (of course, who wouldnt ?), has initiative, etcetera.

6. Which is more blessed ? Loving someone or Being loved ?
Being loved.

7. If the person you like does not accept you , would you continue to wait or change his/her feelings ?
Nah, dont know. I need more time to think for this. Too much pressure.

8. If you & your friend fall for the same people , what would you do ?
Kill my friend. I know, I'm going to melt him with my ray gun.

9. If you have cancer , what would you do ?
One, keep telling myself that I'm just dreaming. Two, slap myself a couple of times every 2 seconds. And three, run around in circles while cupping my hands on my ears, screaming, "NOOOOOOOOOO !" {:

10. What do you want most in your life ?
More time to think for this question.

11. Is being tagged fun ?
Being tagged gets me aroused.

12. How will you see yourself in the future as well as career ?
I'll be a star. ;D No, dont be ridiculous. Not the ones you see in the black coffee sky.

13. Who is currently the most important to you ?
Family, my life plus future, Crystal, my bros plus my friends.

14. The kind of people who tagged you ?
Kay, I think the question got something wrong one, as in the question was grammatically incorrect. That's why I changed it into correct English. Alright, because of that, I'm pissed thus I wont answer this question.

15. Would you be single & rich or married & poor ?
Single and rich please. Idk, it just makes more sense.

16. What is the first thing you do every morning ?
Look at my toy clock. If there's no sunlight shone on it, I'll go back to sleep. If there is, I'll still go back to sleep. I know, clever right ?

17 . Would you give it all in a relationship ?
I give my best in whatever I do. So yeah, I would.

18. If you fall in love with two people , what would you do ?
Flip a coin. Haha, cheh.

19. What kind of friends do you like ?
Easy to get along with, nice, very nice, attractive, always there for each other, etcetera. You know, and other stuff your friends would like to see you type.

20. If you play a prank on someone and she/he fell for the trick , what would you do ?
Act innocent. Worse comes to worst, blame it on another person. If the prank-ed still doesnt buy anything, fake a heart attack. (: Trust me, I'm good at all that. *eyebrows go up and down*

Tag 10 people to do this quiz.
1) Zane
2) Elena
3) Fah
4) Syazwani
5) Alios
6) Jia Li
7) Hannah
8) Kenneth
9) Farah
10) Eugene. What, it wouldnt hurt for you to do it again right ? Haha.

Tagged by Farhani

Instuctions: Remove 1 question and replace it with your own.
Tag 8 people, list 'em out at the end of the post.
Notify 'em through their tagboard that they've been tagged.

Who are you chatting with now?
: Eugene Siow Yi Jie, Amy Tan Leng Hui and myself.

What you want the most now?
: I want to go out !

What will you be doing at 6pm?
: Talk to myself ?

Do you hate your friends sometimes?
: Exactly that. Only sometimes, when they get on my nerves.

When do you wish to die?
: Not too soon. I want to experience the joy of being a parent first. ;D

Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
: After rain, all I see is still the same thing, but only wetter.

What impossible things you would wish to do?
: Never grow up, etcetera. When I think of more amazing answers, then I'll edit this.

If the end of the world came, and you could only do one last thing. What would you do?
: "What is this incredibly sticky substance I've just digged out of my nose ? It looks intruiging !" whispers to self. *plays around w unknown substance*

Have you broken someone's heart that he/she tried to commit suicide?
: Uh, no ? Who's that heartless man ?

What if your crush asked you out?
: Well, I'd say this, "Get in line." ;DDD chehcheh.

When was the last time you fell in love?
: The last time was on the 20th of April 2008. ;DD

What feeling do you hate the most?
: Jealousy, remorse, regret.

Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
: Wait, I'm still busy talking to myself. *smiles widely*

What are you looking forward to in the coming weeks?
: To get more inspiration for the choreography of my dance.

The most important thing in your life.
: *busy self-praising self*

Who do you hope to be always there for you?
: My girlfriend, parents maybe ? Friends and my bros of course.

Do you find life meaningless?
: Nah, life's never meaningless. Depends on how you live it.

Who do you love most?
: Crystal, parents, Eugene, Elena, Zeke ? and of course, my close friends !

The craziest things you ever did?
: Telling myself how sexy my legs were, sleeping w my eyes closed (I know, ooooo scary), discovering gravity (wtf, the papaya which dropped on my head sure was humungorous), etc etc etc. Oh wait, everything I do's insane and illogical. Huh, who knew ?

What's your greatest wish?
: To have more time to make more wishes.

What is your greatest secret?
: Dont tell you.

Tagged ones.
Same people who I tagged earlier.

Kay, I'm done. Sorry, tags replied on my next post during the premier of my neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew blogskin. *winks while showing the are you jealous face* ;D

Byebyeeeeeeee. ;D