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That is all for now. (: ► / Tuesday, March 11, 2008 @ 8:28 PM Reply Of Tags !
Karen :D: *dances around with Karen !* :D
FAH: I know, I feel so stupid actually even though I'm amazingly clever. *makes horny face* Yes, I know, the friggin bee. You know, I guess it likes me, as expected. *smiles sweetly* LMAO !
Zany Phantom: HAHAHA, thanq ! Anyway, you should pause to ponder first. Who typed the post in the first place ? So obviously, it should be as fascinating as me. :D
FAH: Yek yek is what siol ?
Elenaa <3: I'm not a freak you freak. Only freaks eat pocky. Tsk, what's so good about those killers in the first place ? Taste so yucky, plus, you'd always get scammed of your money one sia. So ex but then the amount is so little. LOL. Plus, I LIKE HITTING YOU WITH BAKERY PRODUCTS like bread. I find it as exhilarating as strangling Ranamita with her own ugly bra. Cheh.
Hairul: You just cannot understand how gifted it was. And yes, woo hoo ! I love Malay and I think I did quite okay, hopefully. What, I was hysterical at that point of time sia. Zzz, lols.
FIONA :D: FIONA ! *eyes widened* You have good taste my friend.
Elenaa <3: No, you shut up and listen. Pocky gives you high blood pressure, so please re-evaluate your hypothesis that its safe to be consumed. So there. *makes horny face*
Zane: Of course you do Zane cos obviously, "SOME" people just dont have safe and good taste like we do. *hints by pointing and making faces at Elena when she wasnt looking* This shows how sophisticated we are in the types of food we consume. :D Btw, I'M STILL HATING THE FACT THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO SHUFFLE ! How did you do it siol ?! I'm a dancer sia but yet, I'm still unsuccessfull. Lmao. *slaps Zane* PS: I have no idea what you did to make people regard you as a racist. So yeah, I'm just following the flow. You're racist !
JAYY: It's okay. LOL, I wouldnt get so upset over that kind of small matter la. Haha, so sincere. Or was it ? Hmmm. *rubs chin*
Elenaa <3: SET AH ! LAI LAI. Let's see how long you can tahan while we witness your blood pressure rise. :D Inside joke ? My bad. Nevertheless, :D . Anyway, I know ! Low low low low low low low low. *smiles widely till eyes disappear like Alios's* PS: You better dont laugh after you read, Alios's. HAHAHA.
Hairul: I think your English is a little too chim for me. Haha, I know Mdm Zainah uses bombastic English but really, I dont get it. OO.
Farahfd: Shut up Farah. You and Elena can go to one side of emo lane and eat your pocky all day long. Heh heh.
FIONA :D: Yeah yeah ! Seriously, let's just create a debate on which is better. Pocky or pillows and I know, Elena would confirm fall flat on her face with defeat in her eyes, sulking away while her blood pressure exceeds favourable conditions.
Yinbao: What the ? You're weird. LMAO ! I dont get you either ! HAHAHA. :D EH ! Oh cheh, those were the words in the chorus of Low ! Alamak, cheated my feelings siol.
And that's all for tags.
Only one thing to mention, ...
Pocky, even either chocolate or strawberry, they taste awful and gives you gastric pain. It would also increase your high blood pressure and cause you to have a longer thumb than others. Thus, buying it would obviously get yourself scammed since pocky is really not fulling and it costs a buck for a packet.
Chocolate pillows rock your socks man ! They're 99.99% germ free, thus reducing the rate of having strokes and heart attacks. It even makes you more smarter as it increases the size of your brain with its chocolaty goodness. On the plus side, they taste awesome and would eventually make you feel all fuzzy inside. Zzz, I sound like a hippie ! :D
In conclusion, pocky just sucks, so stop buying it ! Thanq.
I'll leave you with the lyrics of my favourite song now, Low ! :D And no Hairul, I wont stop listening to it tyvm. Note: Thus, my post isnt as long as you expect it to be.
"Low"
(feat. T-Pain)
[Intro - T-Pain]
Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
Mmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
C'mon!
[Chorus (T-Pain):]
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hits the floor (she hits the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hits the floor (she hits the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
[Flo-Rida]
I ain't never seen something that'll make me go
This crazy all night spending my doe
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible professional
Drinking X&O
Hold up, wait a minute, do I see what I think? Whoa
Did her thing seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bang bro
I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go
[Chorus (T-Pain)]
[Flo-Rida]
Hey shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans filled with guap and they're ready for showing
Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man
I'm dealing rubberbands
That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over
That heny and Cola got me like a soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky on me I was just like clover
Shawty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster
She showed her
[Chorus (T-Pain)]
[Flo-Rida]
Whoa shawty yeah she was worth the money
Little mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back
The way she bent that back
Got all them paper stacks
Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle that
I was zoned in sexy woman
Let me show it make me want it
Two in the morning I'm zoned in
Them rosee bottles foaming
She wouldn't stop
Made it drop
Shawty dipped that pop and lock
Had to break her off that guap
Gal fire just like my glock
[Chorus (T-Pain)] ► / Sunday, March 09, 2008 @ 3:28 PM I've realised something.
First, I havent replied all my recent tags sia ! Alamak.
And secondly, Zane's racist and my sources tell me that Mas Selamat loves to eat strawberry pocky, thus getting high blood pressure. Who knows ? He might die as a result. Woo hoo ! Cos everyone knows that pocky gives you high blood pressure. That's why I never touch one. :D
Enquiry Question: Pocky nice mehx ?! Pillows better sia ! I'm addicted already. *makes horny face*
Reply Of Tags !
Hannah: I have no idea what that meant you gundu. HAHA.
FIONA :D: You're linked !
Jiali: You're just lying ! I"m not deranged. Plus, I was just minding my own business writing reliable propoganda on the whiteboard. So what was it Jiali ? You're afraid or something ? Hehe. *eyebrows go up and down*
Shadow: Fiona was just being a good friend sia.
Hannah: You wanna slap me ah ? Lai lai. *points to face*
Elenaa: Okay I will. <3!
Liyana: Well, Tom and me were reunited but Jerry was still missing. Ohoh, you better return to me or I'll pull your bra strap again. *makes horny face*
FAH: Fascinating isnt it ?
Yinbao: OBVIOUSLY ! :D
Fyza: I know ! Ms Ashley Tisdale.
FAH: HAHAHAHA, oops. I know, the Sembawang lady made my day.
Syazwani: I WILL SURVIVE ! :D
SABRINA: Alrighty.
Karen :D: Ya, she stinks literally also. Cheh, no la but who knows ? Skali she really does. Anyway, she could be reading this now Karen. For all we know, she might get pissed with you for saying that and go into the deepest depths of depression. :D
FAH: I know, so tragic.
LOL, so that's all for tags before Hairul's one.
Hairul: He's not just a pencil ! And if you might know, I'm NOT demented. *shows psychotic look* cheh.
Zany Phantom: It's true ! It really was very exhilarating.
JAYY: Its not a homo thing. Tom isnt human you know. Its a non-living thing. Must I refer you to your Primary 4 Science textbook ?
Xunn: ORH !
FAH: I'm really very lazy to update la. Its very infuriating to forget what happens to your ownself you know.
Hairul: Ya, now you know. I'm horny not a pervo. LMAOS.
Zany Phantom: Fine fine. But really, it was supposed to be tragic and devastating ! Not funny. :D
KENNETH 2: I where got shuai sia ?! You're the one that's shuai la ! Lmao, yo bro ! :D
Lmao, okay that's all for every tag I've gotten. :D
Firstly, I found Tom ! He was in my pencil box the whole time. LMAOS. Wait, Syazwani you're right. I went into a spiraling depression for nothing. Cool.
Anyway, I think I might be related to the Mas Selamat guy but not through blood la I hope cos apparently, my dad was his friend and my uncle lived near where he stayed in Teck Whye. And guess what ? I didnt get the Mas Selamat warning message on my hp ! Tsk, how unfair was that ? Its so unfair, to the extent of me asking Nabilla to send me that fascinating picture of him though bluetooth and now, he's my display picture on my amazing N95 phone ! *makes horny face* Actually, he's quite scary when you think about it. He's a notorious mass murderer. Cheh, sounds familiar ? But to tell you the truth, I've been really cautious of him. Sometimes, I would be wary when I'm out of my house. Suddenly, for no reason, I would shout out, "Alamak, what if Mas Selamat's hiding in that tree ?!"
Darn it, I'm still unsuccessful in doing the shuffle ! And Zane, I dont mean the card shuffle la ! HAHAHA, okay wait, I also do not know how to shuffle the cards. Alamak, so noob sia.
Last Wednesday, I played about only around 10 minutes of PE. There wasnt any more vacancies in Captain's Ball. Ohoh, nevertheless, my team won sia. I guess I was too talented. HAHAHA cheh. Edmund was like 'polite' to me sia for once ! Somebody call 911 ! Ripley's Believe It or Not ?! Okay fine, somebody just call Syed. I'm sure he has a big enough mouth to tell everyone ! Ironically.
He was like, "Syaifullah, can be goalie for a while ? Thanq." during the match. Awww, HAHAHA. Weird right ? You know why this fascinated me ? Cos he'd never ever been nice to me before. Well, he has la but then, this was one of his nicest cos usually, he would pull my ear, play with my hair, hit me for no apparent reason, etc, in the past. Well, you get the picture.
Bros, please do not neglect me. What's the use of having you all if you dont take me seriously enough. You think I what, funfair ah ? Zzz. Stupid Alios.
PS: Wth, teachers are getting more and more smarter nowadays. They somehow would know your blog url and tend to drop by 'secretly' to read a couple of their students' posts. So from now on, we have to be careful of what we type or else we could end up in loads of trouble.
Note: Mdm Zarinah, please do NOT badmouth the Sec 4s anymore. If you want to, at least do it in out faces. ZZZ ! That was really hurtful you know. We're not disgracing SC. Still could say this, "I've no doubt that the Sec 4s have contributed alot to Student Council, but they have disgraced ..." Well, something like that but more harshly. I could even imagine her tone and pauses so that, was what made me emote it more.
Eh, please dont take me too literally. I've once mentioned that I was getting myself a girlfriend from Ebay, but obviously, it wasnt true sia ! I even cheh-ed lor. This meant that I was joking. Zzz.
Oh ya. And I'm not supposed to say anything about drama cos Ms Rozz had warned us already that what happens in drama, stays in drama. So Ranamita, you're lucky this time.
Anyway, I didnt do well for my recent test papers but I'm trying to improve myself though ! Please la, I need to do well in my English. If not, I would have nowhere else to go besides Mass Comm. Imagine, what if I dont get at least a B3 for my English, to the extent of me not being able to apply for Mass Comm in Ngee Ann ? I literally have nowhere else to go sia. I really do not want to get myself into that horrific situation. Hence, I really have to do well in my English ! D:
During one of the Maths lesson, I had immediate trauma when I found this horrific bee in my left sleeve ! OMG !
During Maths Lesson ...
Me: *flicks sleeve*
Fah: *looks*
Me: Wth, I think there's something in my sleeve. *whispers to self*
Me: *put my hand inside my sleeve to get rid of whatever it is that was inside my sleeve*
Fah: *heard a ZZZ-ing noise*
Me: *touched that insect that was inside* *pulled open sleeve; bee came out*
Fah: OMG !
Me: AHHHHHHH !
Well, you get the picture. I was really, really freaked out. An undescribable traumatic experience. I was so scared till I went almost breathless and cried abit. You see, I was preciously so brave towards bees but ever since I've got stung by one during Primary School, I've had a phobia of being close to one ever since.
Anyway, I love night classes ! I find it easier for me to enjoy the lesson. I have no idea why. I guess it was because of the thrill of being out after dark. My parents forbid me to do so, but too bad for them, now I have night classes for POA. *smirks to self* Then, usually after that, regardless of how tired I'll be, I'll go out for dinner up till around 9 ? :DDD
Lastly, I'm addicted to the song, Low. So please mind me if I happen to sing this line, "Low low low low low low low low" for no apparent reason whatsoever. :D
Ms Rozz's play's at 8pm on this Wednesday ! Can't wait. *shows excited look*
Note: Holidays dont seem like holidays at all. I need to go back to school for every single day siol ! Zzz.
Elena, zzz-ing is my problem ma. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Bye. ILY SHUAI GE BRO ! :D ► / Sunday, March 02, 2008 @ 7:37 PM I'm depressed. I've just lost my most bestest friend in the whole wide sexy world. His name, was Tom. We met on the 23rd of January, and boy, we got so close in just a matter of seconds.
Everyday, I'll get use him. Even if its a POA lesson, a Maths one or even my most hated subject, Malay. Wait, strike that, I LOVE MALAY. *looks around to see if there were any teachers looking* He had always been there for me through thick and thin, aiding me in all my problems. Tom, oh Tom, why did you have to leave me ? The love for a boy and his pencil, tragic isnt it ?
He would always spend most of his day either enjoying it with me, or enjoying the warm ecosystem in my sexy black pencil box, but yet, he would never complain. Whenever I asked him a question, he would always, always, answer me. Whenever I'm sad and blue, Tom would never fail to look me in my eyes with the improper irregularities of that sticker, containing his barcode on it. Get this, every mechanical pencil has that effing sticker on it so get over it. Thus, when this happens, I would always get cheered up almost immediately. Whenever I used him, he would always somehow magically charm the teachers into giving me more marks for the assignments Tom laid his eyes on.
For example ...
Mrs Krishna: Tsktsk, this Syaifullah ah. Don't even know who to spell Bedok correctly.
Tom's charm: *made Mrs Krishna's eyes suddenly sparkle*
Mrs Krishna: Oh gosh ! I had no idea why I minused 1 mark from his bad spelling of Bedok. On second thought, him being a good student and all, I think I should just give him full marks for this paper.
You see ? Magical isnt it ? This, was what Tom was capable of. *controls self not to laugh*
Note: For people who might not already know, I laugh each time someone mentions the word, Bedok. I know, amazing right ?
Now, all I'm left of him, is just a memory of the long shadows casted by his fabulousity. And yes, I know what you people might be thinking, he's just a pencil. But he's not ! He's not just a pathetic pencil. He was as amazing, promiscuous, fascinating and talented, as me and Fah. Its love I tell you, LOVE ! I love him so very much and I know, I know he loves me as much too. *forces self to cry*
You know, its a big world out there, filled with desperate pencils awaiting for someone to take reasonable care for them, anticipating the opportunity to get eclipsed by the long shadows of my fabulous accomplishments, but I chose not to. I chose to open my heart, to that small black little pencil. He might be just small readers, but he definitely had a big heart. A heart, filled with joy and happiness from times we've spent with each other. He simply has so much meaning in my life.
Please oh please ! Don't take him away from me. *sobs* Sad to say this, but unfortunately, you already did, didnt you ? Please, whoever who did this literally cruel act which have put me in this spiraling depression, I hope you get the punishment you deserve. *makes demented and psychotic look*
Tom, this is all for you. And yes Syazwani, I have to be strong. For Tom's sake. *wipes tears from promiscuous face*
I know, I really shouldnt be that depressed. Tom wouldnt like it, wherever he may be.
Note: I am really very oblivious to my surroundings. Sometimes, I dont realise what's happening around me. Believe me, its true. Sometimes, I dont even realise that there's a wall in front of me and yes, I did hit that very wall. So there.
PS: This post is to be edited in the near future.