elenaa <3: Pocky sucks. There.
Hairul: The bee traumatised me !
FIONA :D: LONG LIVE POCKY. :D
Hairul: Okayokay. And obviously, my post is amazingly interesting. As interesting as its owner himself. :D
Zany Phantom: Aku ni kan trend-starter. Chehcheh. *winks*
FAH: Amazing kan ?
Zanejunior: ROFLMAO !
Hairul: Pillows are still better.
Yvonne: Yeah.
Hil: I know ! :D My homework's in my mp3 !
Ahdila: LOL.
Hannah: Wtf. Hannah, dont be such a boob. I'm the amazing one here and everybody knows that. So yeah. *smiles widely*
elenaa <3: What more do you want me to say siol ? D:
Kelvin: Hey Kelvin !
Hannah: ARGH ! I'm evidently not jealous. You're the one who's jealous. Why would I be jealous of a banana ? :D
Zany Phantom: Interesting !
Farah Iz: Of course man.
FAH: I'll be blogging sometimes only now. Sorry.
ADALINE :D: OI MEI ! YOU SUCK. POCKY STINKS ON ICE OKAY.
Kendra, Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Gilda: I'll relink you two when I get the time. :D
Jia Li & Yvonne: I'm here I'm here ! *waves arms frantically in the air*
ADALINE :D: Pillows rock harder la dey.
Jingxi: Oh, this is my favourite part. And you're telling me this because ? HAHAHA, if you dont get it, alamak nevermind la then. Roflmao. On a serious note, orh ! Congratulations ! :D
Since many people asked me to blog, so I'll blog la then, but nowadays, I'll only blog sometimes because of the aftereffects of the Meet-The-Parents Session on a past Friday after my drama class.
On that day, I had drama. Had fun as always, with Ms Rozz and the rest of the drama crew. I cant really remember what happened that day, but one thing which had a lot of impact on me was the fact that my last ever performance in JVS was being pulled out by Mr Shawal. I was really !$#%@$#@&^%$ one lor. Wtf. But nevertheless, I wont let something as small as that dishearten me. :D
After drama, my dad called me to tell me that my great grandmother had passed away. Roflmao, wtf, yet again. Eventually, my parents reached school and we headed up to the training room for my Meet-The-Parents Session (MTP). Fuck siol, I hated the fact that the PSLs are working hand-in-hand with the SC. So sickening like fuck like that.
Anyway, the MTP I had that day was the worst I ever had. Mdm Azzah kept shooting at me and my mum kept pouring out everything, even irrelevant stuff which evidently, Mdm Azzah wouldnt even be bothered about cos she could hardly do something to help in those problems. Its more of family stuff.
Teachers claimed that I was easily distracted, and too blur and sleepy at times. Wtf, firstly, I have to agree that I get distracted easily. Well, its not my fault that I get fascinated over every single thing. Secondly, I like to wear socks. And thirdly, I'm not blur ! Sleepy is okay, but blur ? I dont look blur la. Its just that I have a deranged and delusional look. Oblivious lor, but not blur tyvm.
Nevertheless, I left school with them, disheartened. Hannah saw my baby sister though, and claimed that she didnt look a thing like me and said that she was my cousin instead. Wtf, she's my sister siol, even though she looked like a pure Chinese. What, we were partly Chinese also nia.
When I got home, my dad told me that he'd confiscate me mp4, phone and not let me use the computer as often as last time. So I was pretty fucked up that night. Good thing I had Zane and Fah to talk to about that. Thanks you guys. You both are the best. :D
What else happened ?
Two weeks ago, I went for a play in Substation with the Drama people who were going as well. Fah took a candid picture of me so I'm waiting for her to upload it into her blog so that I could get a copy of it as well. Haha, had fun that day. The play as by Ms Rozz and her gang of fellow actors and boy, they were simply off the hook. Such a fantastic performance siol ! We all loved it.
Before the play started, we saw somebody unexpected ...
Fah: Eh, isnt that Joakim ?
Me: Huh ? Where ?
Fah: There.
Me: Eh ? EH ! Really leh.
Wtf. So yeah. I was flabbergasted to see him there too. And no wonder I couldnt recognise him, Fah told me he put on make-up. Amazing.
He didnt wanna sit behind, nearby where I was sitting cos Fah reckons he saw me. To tell you the truth, we kinda know each other, that's why. Thus, he decided to sit beside Ms Rozz and actually, kept on looking behind at a point in time. He kept looking at me siol. I was like, eh wtf turn back in front. Roflmao.
So yeah, after the play, we chat abit with Ms Rozz and boy, this fellow actress of her's was so pretty and Ms Rozz introduced me to her. She told her that I was the dancer from her class. Then I shook that pretty girl's hand. It was magic siol ! Cheh. She was ang moh though.
After that, we decided to eat but then we couldnt find a place to eat in. Most of the shops there were closed. Wtf ? It was the town are leh, and it could still close as early as around 9 plus at night ? After blahblahblah, I hitched a ride in Amni's dad's car and god, I was so scared. Dont you know ? Amni's dad scares me. Interesting huh.
When I reached home, my mum scolded me. Wtf, she claimed that I didnt tell her I where I was going , etc. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. *sighs*
Another thing that happened was last Saturday I reckon. The whole Malay class, except for Farah Zaza and the foreboding Syed, went to somewhere in town to watch a play titled, Mayat. And get this, I bought this super cool shirt which costs $45.90 but I couldnt wear it, simply because it was too big for me ! WTF !
Anyway, the play was crap at first and super draggy, but when it started gaining momentum, it was at least okay to watch. The corpse was so scary ! Practically because we were sitting closest to it ? Nabilla lor ! All her fault. She forced me and Afiq to sit with her nearest to the stage. Darn that BBIAH. LOL.
After the play, me, Nabilla, Kamarul, Atikah, Debtor Vani, Lyana, Amni, Farah Nad, Ain, Syafiqah, Fyza Pizza and Fah went outside this shopping centre in town to plan our next move. Nabilla, Atikah and Wani went their separate way towards FarEast while the rest including me headed to Cineleisure. We went to eat in Long John. God, I love to eat at that place. They sell such divine food. Nevertheless, Amni, etc decided to have a surprise birthday party for Syafiqah and flabbergastingly, Lyana as well as a belated one. Thus, me, Fah, Farah, Fyza and Amni decided to act and said that we were all going home. But as a matter of fact, we were actually going to the shop, Secret Recipe, to buy Lyana and Syafiqah birthday cakes. So, we parted ways while the rest headed to the Esplanade.
At first, we didnt know where Secret Recipe was ! Wtf, I thought Amni/Farah knew since it was their suggestion to buy the cakes there, but unfortunately, they didnt. So noob, cheh. So I took out my handy dandy, handphone ! And decided to use the GPRS in there to find the place. We all spent around 15 minutes to work that stupid programme in my phone but lols, to no avail. Roflmao.
Thus, after much consideration, we headed towards City Hall Mrt Station, I think. I forgot la ! So ps one sia. We got lost on the way to the Mrt Station nearest there to City Hall. I felt dumber than a friggin tourist. So demoralising, since you know, I am amazing after all. *smirks to self*
SO ANYWAY, we finally got there, got separated from Fah and Amni who were walking as fast as a bullet train. Thus, we were like wtf ?! We were lost in the big city, cheh macam betul gitu.
We took around 15 minutes in Marina Square to find Secret Recipe. Initially, Farah wanted to beat Fah and Amni there but yeah, we didnt cos they reached there first. After finally catching up with them, we left for the Esplanade. We passed this ultra cool fashion runway show. So many gorgeous models in their fascinating gowns, etc were walking down the runway. I also saw so many paparazzi s ! AMAZING.
*realised that post was long* Darn it.
Blahblahblah. Took group pictures at the Merlion area, blahblah. Train-ed home. Done.
PICTURES COMING SOON
Blahblah, random pictures of me is also coming soon. :D
Andand, Lambda Idol Audition Videos coming soon.
Lastly, sorry if my post wasnt as animated as you readers expected it to be. Haha, I'm kind of lazy to make it more lively and promiscuous ! :D Roflmao.
Note: Shuai ge bro's sickening.
I can finally shuffle ! All hail my amazingness !
And lols, I keep singing the 'Green grass grows all around' song. :D
Oh ya, during the last Physics lesson, my scissors, who've I named Barbie, was getting married to Yin Bao's one, Ken.
*serenity of the environment began*
The ceremony was just about to begin. The stage was set. The groom and bride were ready and finally, it started ...
*Fah playes the 'Wedding March', through the organ*
*I wiped tears off my eyes*
I've got to stay strong. *whispered to self*
The Justice of the Peace started talking.
Blahblah, and finally ...
Pen: "Do you, Barbie take Ken to be your lovely wedded husband, in sickness and in health, till death do you part"
Barbie, the scissors: I do.
Me and Yin Bao: Awwww. *witnessed the magic*
Pen: And do you, Ken, take this, Barbie, to be your lovely wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death do you part"
Ken: I ...
At that moment in time, something so disgusting, so flabbergasting, so sickening, ... happened. Mr Kan !
Back to reality now, he was just starring at my direction. Wtf, ahhhh ! He ruined the wedding ! Now, we have to conduct it during Maths. I'm certain, that the fabulous Ms Chua would even grab a chair to sit next to me, to witness that spectacular event though. Stay tuned, cos I also have a story to tell you in my next post. [:
Oh, and HAHAHA !
Get this, ...
PATTY
Puki
Alinah
Tebal
Tapi
Yummy !
This means, Alinah's vagina's thick but yummy lor. Cool right ? :D
HAHAHAHAHA ! And guess what ? I created that, derived from TAP, The Abominable Puki. ROFLMAO.
Ohoh, and one more !
BBIABAH
Black
Bitch
Is
A
Blacker
Asexual
H_____
HAHAHA, I overwhelm myself. I crack myself up. Syaifullah Syaifullah.
:D