it'd haunt you in your sleep.
And as you lie beneath your quilt
you'd have a conscience full of guilt.
(for overly enthusiastic readers, which is a good thing, refresh or something because I reeditted to make it more facetious ah)
I'm getting sick of school, I swear.
This first week in school had been pretty packed with impending and contemporary assignments already.
First assignment we got was to make some BrickBoy as manifested below.
HAHA. Like very retarded right.
But still, I'm oh so proud of it even though it looks semi-raped.
(because of the exacrable glue stick I used)
Because I took such a long time making it and I swear I have the patience of Mother Teresa.
And guess what, I almost wanted to tear it apart as a result of teen angst.
:D
Initially thought cutting and gluing it together would take at least an hour
but boy was I wrong.
I took 3 bloody hours to do just that and my slumber was deprived.
12 to 3am leh wtf.
And one of those days I went to Orchard's Art Friend with Keef, Wenan, Ella, Louis and Alvin during our break time to buy paint.
It costed $20 for just one frigging 500ml paint.
WTFWTFWTFWTF, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS
WORLD?!
First FAF (flirty Amni face), second facial masks for men, third plastic forks
and now this.
The world cannot get any bonker man.
(actually it can)
We'll see.
We had to draw above from random shapes in random positions
and I swear, it aint as easy as it sounds.
I was making too many sound effects because evidently, I keep messing up
and hereafter, my whole work space was flooded with eraser droppings. (?)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Lecturer: Next time if you make mistakes, just leave them there.
Me: Orh.
(5 minutes later)
Lecturer: Haiya, I told you it's okay to leave your mistakes.
Me: Cannot la, very ugly leh.
Lecturer: It's okay. Just take a look at my drawing. *flashes drawing*
Me: Wtf your mistakes all damn nice one la!
:S
Wenan: *busy reading his girl (friend's) blog*
Me: *looks over at his laptop*
Wenan: *notices and covers part with url*
Me: What la, for what I go there? I dont even know her!
Alvin: *overhears* Is that his blog?
Me: How can it be his, got girl picture at the profile there leh!
Alvin: Ohhhh ya.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. (A)
I totally agree! Heh.
I know, I should be a politician when I grow up. :D
Anyway found this written on some seat in some bus me, Jiali and Adila took to King Albert's Mac on a certain Saturday.
Speaking of Jiali, hey, me and Fah are sincerely sorry.
Can dont harp on it anymore?
We're already feeling bad and remorseful as it is man.
And what your sister said didnt make sense ah.
"if you were sincerely sorry you wouldn't go shooting your mouths in the first place. there are so many things to talk about her but all you can think of are those?"
We were just joking and how would we be sorry even before all this happened?
I'm just saying btw.
And what more do you want from us?
Yea sure, we can make it up to you but why are you guys making things even harder for us than it already is?
What, you want revenge or something now?
In other words, what more do you want us to do?
We said sorry and even gave you our reflections of not doing such damaging things again.
Either way, so just tell us what should we do to show our sincerity then?
Balls *winks* Amneh and her sister made that day at Vivo.
Hehehehehe.
.
.
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Today when I was going back home from school.
(was semangat Melayu)
Amneh: What! Cepat nah kamu sampai rumah? Orgh. Aku stuck di dalam bus dengan Hafiz dan budak band. Yeeps! Haha.
Me: Wle abeh tak ajak! I wna talk to Hafiz! If it's the band major one la of course. And hehehe, aku cepat disebabkan pengangkutan gerak cepat itu. Cepat what.
Amneh: Of course la Hafiz itu. Hafiz mana lagi dingdong. Haha. And urh. ... Menyampah bukan? And whatever la. Setakat mrt sahaja. What's the big deal manss? Haha.
Me: Amneh, who would want to tengok you HAHA. Nanti mereka mati kematian yang buruk kerana kamu buat FAFmu yang simbolais death. LOL.
Amneh: Sudah sudah! Jika kamu jealus cakap aja! Ngak payah berfitnah-fitnah. You have just made a sin, my friend. Hahahahahagahagagagahagagag. Phew. btw, FAF is a method of attraction NOT a method to scare people. Okayokay okay? Haha.
Me: Hahahahahagagahagag? You're weird till I swear I blinked two more extra times in a second than usual.
Amneh: You're weirder la. Who blinks twice at one shot siol? Youuuuu. Haha. Anddontdenyitweirdo. :-D
Overall in English... (read preferably this to undertand)
Amneh: What! So fast you reach home? Orgh. I'm still stuck in the bus with Hafiz and the band people. Yeeps! Haha.
Me: Wle then never invite me! I wna talk to Hafiz! If it's the band major one la of course. And hehehe, fast cos of the mass rapid transit la. Fast what.
Amneh: Of course la that Hafiz. Which Hafiz could it have been? Haha. And urh. Disgusted right? And whatever la. Mrt only. What's the big deal manss? Haha.
Me: Amneh, who would want to look at you HAHA. Later they die a terrible death cos you do your FAF (flirty Amni face) which symbolises death. LOL.
Amneh: Enough enough! You jealous just say la! Dont need to say untrue things. You have just made a sin, my friend. Hahahahahagahagagagahagagag. Phew. btw, FAF is a method of attraction NOT a method to scare people. Okayokay okay? Haha.
Me: Hahahahahagagahagag? You're weird till I swear I blinked two more extra times in a second than usual.
Amneh: You're weirder la. Who blinks twice at one shot siol? Youuuuu. Haha. Anddontdenyitweirdo. :-D
Ah, well.
And I swear my Malay is top notch now. (A)
HEHE! :D
One more last thing, she's the one who's really weird eh, who spells 'Yay' as 'Yeay'? Hmmm.
My mum seriously stocked up man.
Sometimes I just feel as if I'm the only normal one in my family. *sighs*
She stocks up like no one's business eh wtf LOL.
As if we're having our own resident Mama shop.
HAHA. :D
And congratulations, Drama for getting your well-deserved Silver for SYF. :D
And and Crystal, Swelwin told me some disturbing news.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FAT NOW?!?!
:O
P/s: And I know you look like a pig now because of that provocative hole in your nose. (H)
*eyebrows vibrate*