(blogger's fucked again and I have no idea how to upload pictures nao)
:S
Okay I'm just back from school and believe me when I say this
SCHOOL TODAY WAS DOPE.
Even though the previous day I slept sibei early because I felt internally and externally shagged.
Woke up at around 3.30 am and discovered that I had 11 missed calls! =O
Since I asked Grace and Trina to give me wake up calls.
But in the end, it was my alarm which woke me lulz wtf.
So I spent the rest of the day doing my BDC.
I was on BDC trance I tell you no one can stop me.
So ONOW was at 10 am and guess what?
I GOT A FRIGGING 'A' FOR OUR IMPROMPTU AND LAST MINUTE CIP PRESENTATION!
I know right, shut up and get out of where we are.
My first 'A' ever in Poly.
And it's gotten from a seriously PWN-ing 7 minute-made powerpoint slides.
I tell you this now, Elynn Chee is seriously fickle-minded and easily amazed.
And thank God for that, she was easily amazed by our over-exaggerated presentation.
:D
Omg I can cry man my first 'A', LOL cheh no la I wont.
I'm not like Khairi. (redundant)
=O =O =O
Did my BDC workbook today in class by using some 'cheat' Trina taught me.
Heh, thanks Trina!
It was such a smart cheat and I have no idea why
but almost all my friends in my class accuse me of cheating and stuff.
HAHA WTH.
Just because I was using this 'cheat'.
Kar nee de nar right Grace? LOL.
Believe me, I felt that they all were just jealous that I'm so bloody brilliant.
*eyebrows vibrate*
;)
Okay la, actually people regard me as not so smart.
But I beg to differ sometimes
because I really really do have my smart moments at times.
But I still cant deny the fact that I'm undeniably slow or blur or out of point at other times too.
How sad is that?
And guess what wtf I have disorders! =O
I cant seem to recognize people most of the time.
I have no idea why but I apologize to anyone who called up to me or communicated to me in one way or the other
and getting no response from me or something.
Either that or I give you Syaifullah Tan look. (Y)
And idk if this is redundant or not ah
but I dont like Claudius already.
=(
HAHA.
Cos he's way taller than me and I detest people who're taller cos I think they like to show off they're so tall.
Just like Claudius, HAHA.
And I declared a challenge to him that I drew better than him.
So I stole (okay not stole, I actually lent and Khairi please dont show me that face because I really did ask for permission that time okay!)
Khairi's sketchbook with this really nice drawing inside and pretended that it was mine.
But dk why ah Claudius wasnt as dimwitted as I thought he would be and found out that it wasnt mine.
I got momentarily depressed immediately man, not good, not good.
And I felt awkwardly exposed as well!
Lol, you wait ah Claudius you wait.
And that day itself, I told my friends about that keropo lady and we've been joking
and scaring each other with that fact ever since like crazy!
LOL.
Alvin got instantly scared man, lol.
But my take on that is that she really does exist, and I believe in it.
I mean, better be safe that sorry right?
If you dk about her, I guess I could give you a short summary about her.
She is said to be pregnant with a ponti-you know and sells perfume/keropo (crackers) door to door.
And would threaten us to buy or not she'd release the ponti-you know into our house.
Okay la, ponti-you know sounds ugly so I'd refer to it as PYK.
She could be anywhere because from what I know, she's in CCK nao but other sources mention Tampines.
So yea, if you hear doorbells or any knockings on your door
remember to look through the peephole first!
Btw I do not know how she looks like and still have no clue.
But what I do know is that she's old and is a woman, lulz.
So even if there's this old woman knocking at your door wanting to sell crackers, just be safe and dont open.
Dont anyhow hit her or anything w/o warning man!
HAHA, cos skali is not that foreboding woman and instead, some other ke lian woman trying to earn a living.
My Advice.
1. Pretend no one's at home, and keep as quiet as possible. Do this at your own risk because I have a feeling she'd know even though you pretend, I just know it.
2. Open the door and make sure not to say 'NO' to her demands and just buy those really smelly and unappealing crackers. As soon as she leaves, throw them away and make sure you dont eat them because the keropo are cursed/voodooed.
3. Open the door and throw a toaster at her face, heh.
4. Open the door and slam the door back in her face. HAHA WTF.
5. Lastly, take her photograph to capture her soul into the photo. What, it might work okay! Lulz.
Hope my advice helps in one way or another!
I am still afraid or the least, worried about this man of course.
But I know God is always looking down on us, protecting us.
So if God permits it, please keep me and my family safe. =)
Today I was supposed to go back home with Trina, Alvin and Weekiat but I got left behind!
The rest squeezed into the MRT leaving me with no space to squeeze!
What is this man?
So selfish sia you people, lol.
And Trina was like screaming at me to get on from inside the MRT!
HAHA.
Good thing I randomly met up with my friend soon after and we took the train together.
And we went to eat dinner since I was hungry, at the coffee shop near my house.
Okay I better dedicate one part of this post to Sophia or not she wont give me any free Subway cookies anymore. =(
Thanks for the free things you gave me!
And guess what else she did?
She gave me $2 for future times that she'd owe me in future, aw.
She's such an awesome class partner to sit and share a table with!
:D
You better blog back nice things about me in your blog man, I am watching you.
;)
I know this is a very wordy post but dont you just miss my B3 (supposedly A2) standard-based English and interesting stories?
I know you do. *blushblush* (H)
And let me tell you guys one more last thing?
Okay actually two ah.
Happy Birthday Marilou! :D
Remember, that birthday picture I took really made me go through hell to take so I really hope you like it! :D
And FNad is a non-believer of Harper's Island I tell you a non-believer!
All she cares about is her Michael Gofield or something from Prison Break.
(Yes, I still do not know his real cast name because I forgot)
Why do people care so much when he dies and not when Chloe or Thrish from Harper's die?!?!
Shame on you I say shame on you! =O
Chloe died a noble death, and it made me tear.
=(
That's all for this post and get this, I'm blogging today because this morning Khairi said he wanted me to
cos he wanted some entertainment in his life.
You must be leading a sad sad life my friend, a sad sad life.