Omg omg, I think I really do look that intimidating. Little kids are running away from me lo. And no Jia Li, it's not because of my big nose. Haha. Cos hor, actually, this theory's kind of true, since many adults and teenagers wouldnt want to sit beside me in the bus if there's a vacant seat beside me. Even Jasmine ran away. Haha ! Aiyer, she claimed that the place where I was sitting on didnt have any gold. Then, the one where she sat on the bus, had gold. So yeah, go figure. [:
Oh ya !
And one of these days right, I went to school with Jasmine, cos she lives in the same block as me. Thus, we take the same bus, 99. Hui Fang too, Kok Loon also. Rolfmao, Kok Loon lives very very near me ah. :D :D :D
Aiyah, kay I know I'm digressing. [:
Jasmine: *squeezes her nose*
Me: *looks, appalled*
Jasmine: Why you sound like this one ?
Me: Omg how I know ?!
Wtf, she went to squeeze her nose cos when people squeeze their noses and talk right, their voice would be different and thus, she reckons I sound like that. Omg omg, so sad siol. Haha.
And ...
Me: BREASTS.
Jasmine: NIPPLES.
We're so not porn Theresa ! I'm not the one wanting to flash a sports bra you know ? *hints that I'm suan-ing Theresa* ;DD
Haha ! Anyway, back to the intimidating issue. Even my super beloved bro, Swe Lwin, told me he was afraid of talking to me in school. That's why we always text message each other. Wtf ? Eh ler ! Hahaha.
And and and guess what ! Recently, I think my other bro, Hansel and maybe even Hui Fang's also scared to talk to me. Haha. I still owe her a smile man. D: D: D: lazy ah little girl.
Anyway, back to blog proper !
These are the pictures I've promised from my two posts ago.
Firstly, these are all potential birthday presents I wanted to get for Jia Li.
Then you know, in the end, I decided to get her POM POMS instead. What, it's okay if you aspire to become a cheerleader like Anna Suay Jia Li. *smiles sweetly*
Oh oh ! And here are the pictures I took when I went to Vivo during the past school holidays with Baby.
Lol, I know man ! So tourist siol. Haha, roflmao.
Then then, as promised, pictures of my pacs ! :D :D :D Stupid Hui Fang, Swe Lwin and Hairul would surely be flabbergasted to see that I really do have them. Haha ! Wait, maybe even Kok Loon believes me now ? Hmmm. *rubs chin*
See la ! I'm so fucking thin man. Haha, this is so porn. :D :D
Monday, 30th June 2008
I really forgot what I did during school. Haha, but what I do remember was this. After school, I had my Malay GCE O Level Oral Workshop on tips on how to do well for my Oral Os this Thursday.
Me and Farah were at the canteen, eating a light snack when we said, BREASTS to Adila, as expected. Lol, the she went to tell us that she was afraid this other sec 3 sc was going to become vice p for sc. Haha, and guess what ? She bitched about him to us, saying that he walked funny and stuff and get this, that guy was just behind her, queuing up to buy some snacks. Omfg !
Actually, we didnt know who she was talking about. So I suggested this before that happened ...
Me: Ohhh. Isit him ? *points to an sc-psl guy behind Adila*
Adila: OMG !
So yeah, we all ran away from him. Haha ! And three councillors, namely, Kendra, Azuan and Zahid asked me whether I was going to the sc general meeting or not. Wtf ? I ALREADY STEPPED DOWN LA DEY. Roflmao !
When me and Farah realised that we were already late for the workshop, we rushed to the AVA Room.
Me: Omg ! I can hear noises. They mustve started already ! How how how ?!
Farah: Idk ! Omg, let's call Amni to see if the coast is clear for us to go in now or not.
*checks phone*
Farah: Omg ! Farah Nad smsed me asking where we were ! OMG !
(kay, we were practically looking like idiots, fidgeting with ourselves outside the AVA Room door)
Me: Omg ! So scary ! I know ! Let's just listen first !
*me and Farah placed our ears at the door's surface*
Door: BOOM !
Me and Farah: *jumped backwards frantically* OMG !
Eventually, we hurried in. Haha ! Omg, it was really very scary siol ! The stupid door's fault la ! We didnt know it wasnt closed properly leh ! D:
After the workshop, I went to 'Pearl Delight' with the Farahs, Amni, Fah, Azri, Kamarul and Ly. Wait, it looks as if I'm promoting the shop huh ? Haha, ooookay then ! While walking there, I saw Adila they all sitting at the void deck at one of the blocks there. So ...
Me: HOW MUCH ARE THE CHEESE FRIES AH ?!
Orang void deck: Duno ! Around $1.50 to $2 !
Me: OKAY !
We were shouting like crazy man ! LOL.
So I went to buy my Chocolate Ice Blended and $2 Cheese Fries ! The fries were tasty sia ! Haha, shared some with the rest and omg, I got attacked violently by the chilli sauce. Zz laaa, haha.
Tuesday, 1 July 2008
That day was SAMUEL'S 16TH BIRTHDAY ! Haha, I actually remembered man ! Why ? Cos right, he was the first ever new friend I made when I was sec one ! Haha, cool right ? He made it onto my history book siol. LOL. And yes, I still do not remember what happened in school again that day. I only know what happened after school. Haha. I had my bio remedial after school, blah blah blah, and after remedial, me, Farah, Yin Bao, Mabel and Swee Leng were planning to go eat our lunch at KFC. When I was just about to leave the concourse, stupid BREAST WOMAN JIA LI went to call me.
Jia Li: Where are you now ?!
Me: In school ?
Jia Lo (this was intentional. *smirks*): Come up to the hall now !
Me: Huh why ? *walks towards the grand staircase and saw Jia Li on top*
Jia Li: It's about Youth Day !
Me: Orh !
Thus, I went. Yay, we made it through siol ! Haha, so we're going to perform on that coming Thursday for Youth Day since evidently, we made it through the auditions. Anyway, we had to change some of our steps cos the teachers said they were too obscene. Right ? Oo.
Hence, we agreed and what was left for us to do was to come up with a group name. Darn it, I really wanted 'T-A-C-O' man ! *smirks to self*
Jia Li: Close your eyes ! *opened bio book*
Me: *closed eyes and pointed at a random direction on the book*
Jia Li: *looks at where I was pointing* Adipose ? What's that ?
Angelin + Jia Li + Marilou: *looks frantically for 'ADIPOSE' in the book*
Jia Li: You chose fats ?
Me: *looks into the book* OMG ! Haha.
Cos adipose tissues were some sort of like fat storage tissues or something like that. Roflmao ! So so funny la !
Haha, but in the end, we got the name DNA instead. Dont ask, we had our bio books in front of us. So yeah. -.- zz.
Then after that, I went to have my lunch. Damn it, Audrey scammed me ! AGAIN ! I got fucking furious siol ! I knew I shouldve ordered with Jenny ! Farah told me she was being very nice to her leh. She gave her such a big piece of Zinger cutlet, unlike mine. So small, like Audrey herself lo. Omg omg.
OH YA ! (my new catch phrase. *winks*)
Then hor, after that, I went off earlier to fetch Crystal from Pearl Delight then sent her off to the bus stop. On my way to Pearl Delight, guess what I saw ? I saw this huge big dog shitting beside me, nearby the area with the mirror thingy there. Wow, I got so fascinated by it that I stopped to watch it shit. When the dog finally realised I was watching, it stopped shitting. Haha !
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
Hmm, wtf, we had 2 1/2 hours with Mrs Teo man ! Omfg, die die die. Fortunately, I managed to survive the long hours of Mrs Teo's improper shaved legs and plucked eyelashes along with Fah by my side. Oh ya ! And guess what ? I finally have a water bottle ! I kept on stealing water from others man, till one day, I decided to have a change and get myself my very own proper water bottle ! Okay fine, it's only a cheapo lemon tea water bottle which I've named Rupert. At least I have one lo ! DO YOU ?! *sniggers*
Hong Wei they all made the lesson with Mrs Teo more interesting though. Thank god ! They made jokes and stuff like that. So so retarded la ! Anddddd ...
Me: BREASTS !
Yin Bao: Ohhhhhh. DICK !
Me: FLAT BREASTS !
Yin Bao: SHORT DICK !
Me: HAIRY BREAST !
Yin Bao: HAIRY DICK !
Me: BREAST BREATS BREASTS !
Yin Bao: SHORT DICCKKKKK ! (so loud till it pierced the silence*
(the two trainee teachers, Idk, so many of them were Tans siol, looked at us)
Me: OMG !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Idk, I really do love breasts. I love saying it to everyone I see. ;D and do keep in mind that I dont have a short dick. My bros should know better. [:
After school, me, Angelin and Jia Li stayed back to have our final dance practice. Leon, Hong Wei, Dickson and Jian Hong were also there with us though. Duno why. Weird people, they were doing homework and goofing off at the same time. Cool sia ! :D :D :D One thing I know, I cant. I really cannot multi task well. ):
We had such a tiring dance practice siol ! I was even tired to pump already. Haha, Angelin also added some last minute steps but unfortunately, I keep doing the unchanged steps instead ! Omfg, so annoying man.
Since this post is already very long, nevermind ! I'll post about what happened on Thursday, Friday, about Swe Lwin, Alios and Hansel (my bros) and and about Kok Loon, Wei Zane and Crystal, and about my dance (which sucked btw) on another post on another day tgt with my tag replies ! ;D
Till then, byebye ! ;DD
Note: MAKE SURE YOU READ EVERYTHING HOR ! Peace.
THIS IS A NEW EDITED PORTION ! ;D
I'm so bo liao now. So, I went to send random people random online messages. Guess what I said to each of them ? I said, BREASTS ! Hahaha.
Overall, I'm getting such a negative response from people. I've gotten responses from Sofia, Theresa and my bros, Zavier, Kenneth and Joel. Sofia, Zavier and Joel gave me positive responses, unlike Kenneth, my shuai ge bro and Theresa. Omg ! Surprising right ? Kenneth doesnt like breasts. Hmmm ? Weird.
The best response of all was from Zavier ! My hot shuai DIMPLE bro !
;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah[/b] [c=#FF0033] feels like slapping Kok Loon. [/c] says (10:45 PM):
BREASTS
[i]zavier[c=#04CEB0]ღ [/c][/i] says (10:45 PM):
?
[i]zavier[c=#04CEB0]ღ [/c][/i] says (10:46 PM):
huh?
;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah[/b] [c=#FF0033] feels like slapping Kok Loon. [/c] says (10:46 PM):
duno
BREASTS
i like that word
[i]zavier[c=#04CEB0]ღ [/c][/i] says (10:46 PM):
i love boobies or tities
lols
;D WEI JIAN ! {: [b]Syaifullah[/b] [c=#FF0033] feels like slapping Kok Loon. [/c] says (10:47 PM):
*puts emoticon of horny face*
[i]zavier[c=#04CEB0]ღ [/c][/i] says (10:47 PM):
LORLS
AND
before I go ...
Omg ! I love watching Bananas In Pyjamas ! ;DD
and and, Kok Loon's so mysteriously WEIRD. Oo ? Haha. [: