Omg, it's already almost 8am and I've still not slept yet. I must be cursed siol ! Friday the 13th ! *eyes widened*
I hit the hay at around 11pm yesterday and yes, I couldnt even get any sleep. I tossed and turned and fuck, today when I go out, I guess my eyes are going to be as black as a panda's.
Okay, this is such a random post.
Oh ya ! I'm hungry. Anyway, I forgot to elaborate on my day out swimming.
Woke up early at around 11am. What, it is very early already lo. Haha. Then faster go bathe and left the house at around 12.30pm. Met Amy to take the same bus. Bus-ed to the JESC. Then, eventually met Jason and Benedict. So three of us went to change. Aww, Amy had to change alone. Poor naive thing. Haha.
Thennnnn, uhh, oh ya ! Benedict said he liked my pegs/pecs, whatever you call them. *smiles widely* Guess what ? I forgot how to swim, so first time I hit the water, I was like ...
Me: Eh, so must move your arms like this right ? *demonstrates*
Amy: Ya ya, but must do faster la of course.
Me: Oh okayokay. So like this ?
Amy: Yup.
Me: Then how come I'm still not moving yet ?
Amy: Idk, try splashing your legs also. Like this. *swims away, acting smart*
Me: Pffft, show-off.
Amy: I HEARD THAT ! *shouted from a distance*
HAHAHA, dont worry, I didnt drown. LOL, I managed to remember how to swim. Actually ah, I started off practising in the baby pool. Haha, I felt like squashing the little children who were playing in there too. I felt like a giant. Okay, stupid. Moving on !
Since I became very pro already, I swam swam swam. Then became so tired already siol ! Arms so pain, I think I also lost my sense of direction sia. Zz, I went to bump into this other guy's butt. WTF ?! When I realised this, I hid behind Benedict and pointed at him. Then the guy go show intimidating faces at him instead siol. I know, clever right ? Hahaha. Sorry !
Oh ya ! Then hor, Jason was dumber than usual.
Jason: Fuck, I have to pee !
Me: Then go pee lo.
Jason: Okay, I go now. *prepared to leave the pool*
Me: Eh, where are you going sia ?
Jason: Toilet lo.
Me: You just go pee here can already whaaat.
Jason: HUH ?! Got such thing one meh ?!
Me: Got got ! My other friend got teach me one. Haha.
Jason: So are you sure its okay ? Legal ?
Me: Of course it is la !
Jason: Okay ah I go try.
*stands in the pool stiffly, staring into space*
Me: So ?
Jason: Like cannot come out like that leh.
(okay, I'm laughing my ass off now while typing !)
Me: Eh ? How come ?
Jason: Idk, like very weird like that.
Me: We've been through this. First, just wriggle your ass abit, then point your bum outwards while thinking of waterfalls. Haha, then go press as hard as possible !
Jason: Wtf. Isit painful ?
Me: How I know ?! For your case, I hope not.
Jason: Eh ?! HOW SIA ?! Later the water dirty siaaaa.
Me: Its already dirty lo, cos I've just peed a few minutes ago in here. Oops, haha.
Jason: Okay lo, nevermind. I go try again.
Me: *eyes widened*
Jason: Eh eh ! Its coming out already leh !
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO ! NOT YET ! FASTER GO AWAY FROM MEEEEE FIRST !
Jason: *no reply* (busy peeing lo)
Me: AHHHHHH ! *swims away frantically*
HAHAHAHA, kay stupid. Everybody's weird man, but me. Roflmao ! ;DD
Then swam till around 5pm. Had lunch after that. I got scammed again, my Zinger cutlet was so small la ! Then ...
Amy: Eh, how come your Zinger so small one ?
Me: Idk leh, got scammed again lo as usual. Just my luck.
Amy: Next time you go buy from that smaller girl. I think her name's Audrey.
Me: AUDREY ?! HAHAHAHA.
Amy: Why ?
Me: I know her much longer than you have. Believe me.
Amy: Orhhhh. What a dumb name.
LOL LOL.
Orh, and speaking of luck, your's should run out today. It's Friday the 13th man ! ;DD raise the roof raise the roof ! LOL.
Omg omg, wtf wtf, I feel feverish now ! I just hope I dont faint halfway ltr. DD: haha, and I'm sad le.
I miss Crystal.
I miss Fah.
I miss the Farahs.
I miss Lyana & Liyana.
I miss Amni, believe it or not.
I miss Hannah.
I used to talk to her a whole lot more than what I've been doing nowadays. Stupid ban. I miss how much we crap and how much I like to self-praise myself to her, cos she'd always self-praise herself back instead. Haha, good times.
I miss Eugene.
Idiot. Doesnt treasure me as much already. When he became my bro, he promised to always treasure me, and yes, he said he would with such enthusiasm. Now, I hardly get any msges from him. Its always me, who smses him instead if I have to talk to him. Kay, I can understand la, you have other friends, blah blah, but aiyah, I'm trying not to sound selfish. Sometimes, till he never even replies my last text msg. Dont worry, I just need time to adjust. I still believe in him. (: Lols, sorry for the ego. Everybody has them, I guess mine's on a higher register since I'm thick skinned most of the time as a result of the attention I'm getting. Haha.
I miss
You guys dont know how much I've been through with him. Pain, torture, sadness, happiness. Idk, I just dont know already. That's why I gave up, and moved on, but ..., it wouldnt hurt to look back once in a while into my past right ?
I miss Elena.
I miss how much I enjoy talking to her, hanging out with her. How much I used to condemn Alios in front of her. Haha, sorry bro. How much I so-called qi fu her, according to her that is, by smacking her with bread, pulling her hair band, ramming her with my bag, etc. Now I wont be joining in during EDC sessions, so I have practically no time to spend with her anymore.
I miss Alios.
I miss how close we were last time. Now, no more smses. Haha, its okay la. We dont really talk in school much anyway.
I miss SC.
I just super love SC la !
Kay, I'm done. Enjoyyyyyy the whimsical-ness ! ;DD