Aiyah, wtf this post is actually not that long la. I just left too much spaces for dramatic effect, I think. Uh, ;D .
FAH: Haha, thanq ah ! HIATUS ? NEVAR ! I think. :D
EUGENE: OH OH ! I like it too ! ^^
jiali: You're a lousy baba woman Jia Li. So give it a rest. *winkswinks* ;D
hannah: Your brain ? Fresh ? Dont make me laugh woman ! {:
zaza: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. BOTH KT AND JODIE ARE FROM HELL MAN.
Elena: What ? Clara went for liposuction ? Orh, ya, can see one. :D
Zany Phantom: LOL.
Jiayi: Linked ! {:
karen: YEAH ! BYEBYE JASON ! ;D
Felicia: Linked ya, finally. ^^
Hairul: Who's Mrs Ang sia ? And heh ? Whoever she is, her boobs are evil ? *fascinated, thus leaning closer to hear more*
EUGENE: ORH. <3!
THOSAI, BREASTMILK AND HILARY CLINTON: Uh, I'm just going to ignore the talking body parts, BBIAH products and wannabe president just like Amni and instead, get stunned over how incredibly gifted I am. (:
fyza: You're lucky, cos its hell. ^^
unknown: Hey right back at'cha ! ;D
Zaza: Zane is literally whacked to start with. {:
Hairul: Hairul ! THANQ ! *shows touched look*
FAH: Roflmao ! And aiyah, your stupid $1.
unknown: Eh, who are you in the first place stranger ?!
Zany Phantom: Eh, ape kau sedang merepek ni ? Aku tak faham siol.
jiali: SHUT UP BABA WOMAN ! DUMBASS ANNA SUAY'S DESCENDANT. TIO EAT PESTICIDES LA YOU BIO REP PERSON WHO FAILED BIO. ;D
Yinbao: I'll relink when I get the time Justice Bao ! ;D
♥ ADALINE: ♥ to you too mei ! :D
Debtor Vani: Tahu takpe. ^^ Woah, you hate me huh. Get in line. *eyes sparkle*
LY: I know, amazing right ? ^^
FAH: But you didnt, did you ? Hmmm ? *rubs chin*
jiali: Jia Li, you should read what I have to say below after I'm finished with my tag replies. It would surely clear any false propaganda you over-exaggerate about that baba woman one. (: And Jia Li, you're getting older. So I dont think your hands are working as well as they used to. You're depreciating (OMG, I'M USING POA TERMS), that's why the slow lacing process. ^^
Zany Phantom: WE DIDNT ! WE LOST ! D:
SOFIA: I CANNOT TYPE YOUR NICE ANYMORE LA ! THE IASSFIONA THINGY. I cannot keep doing this siol. Make my eyes pain only ! ROFLMAO ! And no ? The dance sucked sia. }:
Zany Phantom: HAHAHA ! The first time I saw this tag of yours, I didnt get it. Now when I think about it more, I finally get what you mean. Its not my fault you suddenly backed away from the frontal section of the line to behind me la. So its all your fault and only yours. Your loss on your nasi goreng, supposedly to be eaten by you, should be a lesson for you and I submit that you should memperbaiki diri sendiri so that you wont blame other people for the musibahs you encounter siol. {: *acts wise*
hannah: Idk ? You deserved to get slapped one. ;DD
THERESA: Oh oh, not retarded as in retarded. I meant retarded as in weirdo. HAHAHA, and eh, how could you NOT know ?! That's the question. You've been staying with her since Idk when la. Roflmao, and alamak, the dance moves were still not as good to beat the competition sia. We need more inspiration sia ! }:
Firstly, I'd just like to say that my results sucked, surprisingly, and I'll post about it in my next post. Just looking at the result slip makes my eyes burn now. ;D
Secondly, you know, a lot have been going around about Anna Suay and Sengkang. Now, I am here to tell you all about this baba woman you've been hearing so much about. (especially from Jia Li, who's evidently obsessed about her)
Anna Suay, a 57 year old baba woman, hails from the deepest depths of a suburb in Bombay. Raised with tender loving baba care from an Indian family, she grows up, being a renowned baba woman. I know, Indian family ? Baba ? No relation right ? Ya, you're right. They have no relation. Zz.
HAHAHAHA. Kay, now this is really how it went down. Anna Suay, now a 57 year old baba woman, has numerous kids, proving why she's believed to have a huge base. The mythical baba woman wastes her life away, making unnecessary and lousy products such as Anna Suay wallets, bags, pouches, slippers, spectacles, petrol, etc. Well, you get the picture. Thus, it can be concluded that Anna Suay is indeed, a cheapo lady cos she uses the lousiest quality of raw materials to make all her un-wonderful products, for example; she uses skin from her 4th son, who had mysteriously died from a rare disease, uh, uhhhh, brinjol .... ummm, brinjol ... lifi ? Ahhh, cation ? *scratches head*, aiyah, brinjolification cancer. Yes yes ! That's it. Her son died of the brinjolification cancer, causing her to use his skin for the good of mankind. Making her lousy wallets ! So yes, Jia Li's wallet is actually made up of dead skin from a dead kid who died from brinjolification cancer.
Anna Suay is lastly, a baba woman and not Chinese-American. I dont even care if she's a Sinhalese, a dutchess named Furrgie or even Mrs Doubtfire, cos hey, she's just a notorious baba woman, known for her cheapo products.
Yes, why does Anna Suay relate to Sengkang you might ask ? Well, she's believed to live there. That's it. Why Sengkang ? Nobody knows.
Note: Sengkang is near Punggol. It is on the same MRT line as Boon Keng, Little India, Chinatown, Buangkok etc. I know, all the stations sound so interesting one. I think I'm going to venture off in Bunagkok one of theses days. Who knows ? I might meet Anna Suay there. *makes excited look* Zzz.
Aiyah, you know, I'm confusing myself with this mythical hypothesis. So I'm just going to stop here now for this issue. ;D
Thirdly, Ms Chua ! We're all confirm going to miss you la Ms Chua. You know why ? You're not like any other average Maths teachers, or human being. You're more than that. You're a woman of principle, a woman (no, not of contradiction like Amni) with such self-confidence, a woman never failing to touch the lives of many. Ms Chua to me is some sort like a reincarnation of Mother Theresa actually. Ms Chua never fails to motivate and humour us with her excessive amounts of sarcasm and simplicity. Such a simple lady, but she has such a beautiful personality. One day with Ms Chua, would keep you wondering and wanting to know more. For example ...
Ms Chua: ... thus, e=mc2
Boggled students: Ms Chua, how did you get that again ?
Ms Chua: *smiles menacingly* I'm glad you asked ! *smacks her whip onto the table*
Boggled students: OOOOOOOO.
Ms Chua: *smacks again*
Boggled students: AHHHHHHHHH.
Alright, I know. That doesnt make sense. She doesnt even teach Physics lo ! HAHAHA.
Kay, ignoring the unreliable convo I typed above, Ms Chua, words really cannot describe how much you touched out lives, even ignoring the fact that you claimed you did everything other Maths teachers would do. Somehow, the things you do, are magical.
Btw, what I said above about Ms Chua somehow contradicts my results. With her magic, I'm supposed to do better right ? But instead, I got an E8 now when I've gotten a D7 last time. Huh ?
Lastly for this post, songs !
Recent Songs I've Downloaded that I'd like to Recommend
1) Pocket Full Of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield
Its such a nice song la, but I know, listening to it after some time would leave you dead bored cos the lyrics keep repeating itself. But hey, its nice. So I rate it a 7/10.
2) Four Minutes - Madonna
I know, Madonna's such an old woman. Anyway, this song is so nice la ! Makes me want to get up and dance man. A 9/10 from me. {;
3) Praying For Time - Carrie Underwood
This song's really touching if you listen to it with an open heart. Really very nice and soothing for the mind. An 8/10.
4) Leavin' - Jesse McCartney
Haha, my blog song ! Nice one la of course, its my blog song after all. *winkswinks* A 7/10.
5) Hit Me Up - Gia Farrell
This song's also sung by Syesha Mercado on her last night on American Idol and yes, she's such a great singer ! This song's really very nice and has such a catchy tune. It would also make you go up and dance man. 8/10
6) Never Too Late - Three Days Grace
This song's soooooooo nice la ! 8/10 !
7) Break The Ice - Britney Spears
Regardless of the act-cute voice, I really like the arrangement of the song. Really cool. 7/10.
8) Bye bye - Mariah Carey
This songs nice but listening to it often would bore you la but then who cares ? I think its even nicer than her other more popular song, Touch My Body. A 7/10.
Well, the rest I cant remember ! So yeah. Zz, when I can remember, I'll post it down. ;DDD
Orh, today ah I came back late sia cos I went to Farah's house for fun after eating my lunch at the Mac in Jurong Green CC. Aiyah, I shouldve seen Zane la for the first time lo in person if I were to have stayed in school longer and if I'd passed the Jurong Green CC when I was walking past the other side of it at around 8 pm just now. I've also yet to say hello to him in person sia. Haha, I know. So exciting hor ? {:
Haha, saw many interesting people siol when I was waiting for my 99 bus with Yin Bao. Saw my bro Eric, Fah, Ignatius, Shireen Lim, etc. Roflmao.
And oh, I donated 20 cents altogether for the Myanmar-China-Earthquake-Cyclone Immersion Programme thing and yay, I got a cool pencil-pen from Deon la ! SO SO COOL LAAAAAA. It was both a mechanical pencil AND a pen. I got so overly excited till I really had to tell somebody. So I went around, sharing my fascination with the whole world. ;D
Kay, maybe not the whole world. Just anybody I know le. *smiles widely*
Oh ya, I heard from Ms Hong's announcement today about setting up a performance for Youth Day. Dancers ! Let's dance again man ! ;DD Oh ya, but shit ! Need to be from the same class one. Aiyah aiyah, nvm ah. I can tio ask Nam, Ange, Atikah, Wani and maybe even Afiq ? {:
Go to http://www.neartsfest.com.sg/modern.htm to see why our dance performance wasnt good enough. See the difference ? Ours sucked big time la compared to theirs ! This time for the Youth Day Performance Auditions, we're going to do much better with much better dance moves and choreography. I'll make sure of it. {:
Before I go, aiyah, I still prefer David Archuleta to win American Idol this season la ! Both also rock one nia. ROFLMAO. ;DD
Kay, zai jian ! ;DD
(learnt this word from an instruction Chinese-English booklet thingy I found and looked through it with fascination during a particular Maths lesson with Fah and Jia Li)
Eh, and eh eh eh, my bros ! Swe Lwin rocks my socks man ! Hansel's so friggin precious la ! And Eugene's pretty occupied with his life now though. *tries to smile* Kay I know, this is very random. Actually, this was supposed to be posted on my next post but this is a topic which is very very the hangat one ah ! HAHAHA, I know. My malay awesome right ? ^^