Yea yea, exactly that. Are you magic too ? Cos as a matter of fact, I am. I'm the greatest and only type of magic around. Why ? Let's pause to ponder for a brief while shall we ...
*fantasy music plays*
I'm disappointed that me and Swe Lwin do not share the same surname. ):
I can change the tone of my voice to various tones and pitches well.
I can sing opera.
I name my stationeries.
I can dance.
I hate rain.
I still think rainbows are not real.
I'm a very busy person.
I'm naturally facetious.
I still think Mdm Lucy Wu's hot.
I love Rupert (my water bottle). He amuses me at times.
I'm obsessed with breasts.
I have six pacs/pegs whatever you call em.
I have one of the longest dicks in my class. (oops?)
I can estimate perfectly the size of girls' bras just by scrutinizing.
I think hobos are cool. I wana be just like one when I grow up.
The littlest of things fascinates me.
I talk to myself occasionally.
I'm often oblivious.
I can laugh for no reason whatsoever, the least you expect it, I'll laugh.
I literally laugh till I drop frequently.
My handwriting looks like crap.
I'm related to ang mohs.
I'm Malay, Chinese, Indian and Javanese all put together.
I do not take revenge. I dont know, I just dont.
I think unicorns live in Australia.
I think Big Foot really does exist.
I think the canteen vendors in jvs are scammers.
I know the lochness monster is a relative of my ex-girlfriend, Tyra Banks.
My sexy bag's a gift from my very close friend, Opera Winfrey.
I can move my ears.
I can dance. Wait, did I already mention I could dance ? *rubs chin for 3 seconds* Nahhhh.
I can move my eyebrows in any particular motion.
I have grey balls.
I dont usually pee even though I drank the whole fountain of youth last Tuesday.
And lastly for now, I'm very very shy. What, it's true you know.
Hmmm ? Did I just self-praise myself ? I guess I did. Huh, who knew ? *acts innocent* :D :D :D
} Tag Replies !
jiali: ANNA SUAY ! How did you know I stole those pictures ?! Awww, I thought I did a pretty good job stealing them. Now I'm exposed. ): I DONT WANA GO TO JAIL !
zany: Who ? Miley Cyrus ? Not exactly. She writes most of them I guess. Wait, shouldnt she ? Hmmm ? Suspicious.
HUIFANG: Yea.
hannah: You duno meh ? Jia Li's actually too clever liao that's why she got promoted to sec 5. [:
Hairul: I know her voice is like that, but Daphne Khoo still sings well ! And her songs are awesome sia ! They mean well.
estelleng: Soon ! :D
Lydia: Well, initially I thought she did. ):
LIYUN !, 06.YVONNE! :D, (glendaong), jiali, FAH, Farah Zaza: Thanks for not hating me then ! In actual fact, thanks for everything. :D
alios: Thank you hot shuai bro ! ;D
SiewMin: LMAOS.. replied ! xD'
elena: Fine fine, but I know you people smirked or something. Oo.
IGNATIUS: You're IGNATIUS LEE something something manzxzx. So of course your name would be featured BIGBIG in my blog. Am I right or am I right ? *eyebrows raised*
Ranamita: Okay.
Nisa: Haha, alright !
horny: Go die ? Sicko leh you.
xin yu: Orh, Crystal mentioned to me about you before. I'll link you up soon cos as you all know, I'm a very busy man. *winkswinks*
Crystal: Pssst, I know I know. *winkswinkswinks retardedly*
farah zaza: I know ! ENLARGED BREASTS. 8D
SINCHEONG: Okay ! Be linking you up soon. [:
FAH: THANK YOU BREAST ! :D :D :D
alios: You're so good to me la bro. Haha, I'll do that ! [:
hafiz: Oops ? Roflmao.
cp: Lol, I also know that I'm strong one lo. *eyebrows go up and down*
hannah: You're just jealous I dont have enlarged breasts and you dont. I feel so sad for you manzxzx. ):
jiali: I LEFT BRUCE IN MACDONALDS ! We bonded leh you know. TT.
LWIN: I'M SORRY HOT BRO ! Haha, Aung Swe Lwin ! :D :D :D
elena: Welcomewelcomewelcome ! <3
Felicia: I know he is. LOL, BREASTS. Heh, your words are also floating one ah ? Lol, no loooooooo. You shouldnt. It looks like crap leh. 8D
farah zaza: SAME ! Omfg, brown breasts had gotten me laughing till I felt like peeing siolzxzx. Haha.
06.YVONNE! :D: Gladly, but not now leh. Roflmao. [:
Omfg, my phone bill's high again as usual. As you all may not know, I'm a very busy person. That explains the high bill. *smiles sweeeeeeeeeetly* Also, I have my GCE O Level Oral tomorrow and wtf, I'm quite scared that I'll digress in the conversation section of my oral man. Haha, Swe Lwin's one also very high one lo. Shit. LOL.
Moreover, I've still yet to literally KILL Jeremiah Deuter Wickles (my bag) cos I want a new one. What, I'm really going to do so. 8D and I'm not funny Swe Lwin for wanting to do that. Haha. Get this, I cant possible get a new bag without tearing Jeremiah apart cos my mum doesnt let me. She claims that I could only get a new one once my current one becomes unusable. So I HAVE TO KILL IT. DIE DIE MUST KILL ONE. So yea, I'd either get a Billabong square one or a leather one. Which one should I choose eh ? I need help to consider pleaseeeeeeeeeee. Plus, someone follow me leh one day next week to scout for a new bag. ;D
Okay, I actually do not know what else to blog about. So I'm ending off here for now. Alios said I post like till very ke siao like that. Lol, :D :D :D.
Oh ya, I DONT WANT TO HAVE A STOMACH ACHE TOMORROW MORNING AGAIN LEH !
It's very tiring to have to go to the toilet for 7 repeated times you know. Just like what happened to me last week in school. I really did siol. ): It was torture.
Still, I do hope the person who made my Chemistry Practical Book's children suffer from a phobia of cows, or maybe even the rare 'wild moose disease'. *rubs hands tgt while laughing sinisterly* >]
KAY BYE.