I know, I'm not supposed to be blogging again now but my beautiful computer was calling me as usual. Thus, the new post. HAHAHAHA. Well, you people should be happy leh ! You know you know you know ?! Because my posts are always so so magical ! *eyes glisten* :D :D :D
As a result of my O Level Bio Practical this coming Tuesday, I'm not going to blog about what I've been doing recently in this post. Cos I know that it'd take me lightyears for me to complete such a post ! Gah, and furthermore, I've been so so sleepy since I was out almost every day since last week. Stupid mother. On the plus side, I think I'm rich now ! MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
What the, ya I know, for now. Ironically, I'd be penurious again after I've spent all that Hari Raya money on stuff I dont really need. Seriously.
Say this morning for instance. I was bored so I went to the shops nearby my house. I saw this really cool and happening handphone pouch on sale for $6, so I purchased it on impulse. When I reached home to try it out (when I couldve tried it out immediately after I've bought it; duh), I've realised that the pouch was way to small since my phone was obviously way too big for it ?
WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE.
I couldve bought for myself 5 bubble teas man ! HAHAHA, GAHHHHHH. ):
Anyway, yea, I have disorders ! *horror music plays*
No, seriously, I do.
One, I die die wont lend stuff from people. Let's say, if my pen's ink dies off, I wont ask other people for a spare pen and instead, ransack my entire pencil box for the next best pen to use. This disorder only applies in situations where I wont suffer in the end. Haha, what I mean is this. Like for example, my pen dies off in an important examination, ...Me: Pssst ! Lend me pen ! *whispers*
HAHAHA, even though the exam might be an O Level one or something. Lol, I cant possible use a reject pen from my pencil box for such an important event sia ! You think I what ?! LOL. ;D
So yea, sorry Swe Lwin yet again for that time when you insisted on letting me use your calculator since I forgot to bring mine (I'm not old !) and me insisting on refusing your kind and heartfelt offer. Heh. [:
Two, I have how Swe Lwin would say, motion illness ? I cant do much in a moving vehicle, like sms-ing or reading, because I'd definitely feel like vomiting or getting drunk eventually. Cheh, not drunk. I mean, who would get drunk just through mannerisms in a moving vehicle ? HAHAHA, so yea.
Three, I'm afraid of heights and I get carsick almost instantly. Gah, but of course, I'm afraid of heights reasonably, unlike Jia Li who's apparently afraid of using overhead bridges. Pffft, baba women.
You cant expect much for them cos they dont do much you know. 8D
Four, is getting jealous easily a disorder ? Or is it more of a crime ? Nah, it should be a crime. What the, what am I saying ?! HAHAHAHAHA.
Five, I get intimidated by people who dress well or have super cool hair. I dont know, I just do. GAH ! ):
Six, I think I'm addicted to Selena Gomez and her convincing acting, as well as her nice singing voice, Demi Lovato and her OMFG singing voice, Ashley Tisdale and her mannerisms and lastly, Vanessa Hudgens and only her beauty. I find Vanessa quite hot and pretty man ! Dont hold that against me hor ! Haha, cos quite a lot of people dont really like her for reasons I dont want to bother typing here. Roflmao. ;D
And seven, I dont break my promises ! Especially one to my super hot bro, Swe Lwin, whom I love very much. [:
Wait a minute ! Those aint even disorders ! Seriously, what am I saying ?! Gah, the digression. It's all stupid Jia Li's fault, her and her big boobs always distract me one lo. HAHAHAHA. xP
Uhh, yea. Why is Jia Li always involved in everything ? I'm disturbed by that. HAHAHAHAHA.
Gah, that should be all since seriously, I'm getting really sleepy again now. My head's like bopping up and down, up and down now. Gah, I hope it wont bang onto my keyboard again. Lol, and oh ! Guess what ? Naturally when I'm sleepy, I'd rest my head in between my legs ! Like Swe Lwin leh ! Wow ! :D
OH YA OH YA !
Swe Lwin and me are fated to have a brotherhood because we're practically the same ! And we keep feeling good about ourselves because of that. What the ! Haha, why ?
Because when he's shitting, omfg, I'm shitting too !
Because when his mum nags at him, my mum nags at me at the same time too !
Because both of us hate our fathers !
Because both of us have pacs !
Because Farah claimed that he looked like me from far ?!
Because we both like to sleep and eat !
Because our mannerisms are almost identical !
Because when he's facing a problem and becomes emo, I'd too !
Because both of our faces would become black when we're emo !
Because both of us try our very best to understand each other often to avoid misunderstandings !
Because he's the one who most understands me and vice versa !
Gah, okay. Seriously, so so sleepy now. I cant think anymore. Haha.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! What the, I really should start studying for my Os this coming Tuesday. Stupid computer. Someone kick my ass man. Heh. And I dont mean you, Jia Li. HAHAHA, call for sex. HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Jia Li should know, because you know ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Okay okay, shut up Syaifullah ! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAAH ! Okay ! No more. Inside joke. :D
Weird, what's w my sudden change in mood since Jia Li came into the picture ? Gah, Jia Li, you and your boobs over-excite me. I know, so wrong. Moreover, I think I'm getting unnecessarily high now because I'm way too sleepy. LOL.
Now you people know, I get too high and over-excited when I'm sleepy. So yea, that explains it. Gah ! ):