Have you heard ? I've read in the papers that Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz had just gotten kidnapped by the Big Bad Wolf this morning. I know, tragic isnt it ? ):
See la see la, tell you how many times already. I've always adviced her not to talk to strangers. Gah, and did I just insult my own intelligence by getting seemingly mixed up with my fairytales ? Hmmm ? Nahhhhhh. *looks proud* ;D
Anyway, I'm lazy to blog. Next time la next time la. Haha, now I'm just here to make my blog appear undead. I dont want it to gain unnecessary pity. Idk, I've learnt this theory from Hui Fang. HAHAHAHA.
Ohoh and guess what ? I'm going to be completely random and promiscuous in this post cos I have absolutely nothing else better to do ! *claps hands with joy* :D :D :D
Somebody call 911 ! My LIVE grade's going to get moderated to an 'A' now ! Thank you Louis ! Haha, who's this Louis you might ask ? Well, he's my new best friend and get this, he's only a crocodile clipper or whatever you call it. Isnt that the coolest thing you've ever heard ?! I know, exactly what I was thinking ! ;D
To tell you the truth, I really shouldve gotten an 'A' from the start. Because as you all had already known, I'm naturally morally correct, along with having the tendency to get over-excited really really fast.
And he's my good luck charm as well ! HAHA.
GAH ! Today's my last day of school since the sec fours who're taking the Os are not required to come back anymore for lessons and instead, self-revise at home. Omfg, I'm really going to miss school so so much ! It never fails to make my heart so pain whenever I come to think about it. Lol, wow I like my English man. Hahaha.
GASP ! Today, I spent an entire 43 minutes straight after school attempting to scrape off, erase, and lubricate (cheh) my table, or should I say Angelin's table from the vandalism it received together with Farah, Amabel, Marilou, Jia Li and Yin Bao. Because, I was using her table for the whole year (I have no idea why) and according to Jia Li, it was all my fault for Ange's table getting vandalised since it spurred people to become completely bo liao and vandalise it by writing propaganda for no reason whatsoever. What the, they mustve acted on impulse as usual. You know, 4C-ians. Haha. Gah, the stupid people I love. LOL.
Stupid Angelin and her brown breasts. She seriously picked a very nice day not to come to school. Gah, and oh, I am officially a ponstar since I pon-ed school yesterday but went to the library with Swe Lwin instead after his school ended. :D
Plus, today, I departed school and reached home at around 4pm after taking lots of crazy and wacky pictures with some of my good classmates since it was our last day. Gah, omfg. ):
And I was supposed to catch a movie w Swe Lwin today after school though, but didnt yet again, cos he was too tired. Gah, cant blame him. Haha, he's so good already la ! He already pei-ed me sleep so late the previous night cos my relatives came to my house for Hari Raya and I had to be their resident butler and serve them drinks and stuff along w my new maid. ):
Speaking of Hari Raya, I hate it siol. It bores and makes me less excited about everything but the only thing which drives me to persevere w the long hours of visiting is the MONEY BABY ! :D
Didnt you know ? Money makes the world go round and moreover, it makes the unicorns living in Yugoslavia breed a lot faster. Wait, do they even live in Yugoslavia to begin with ? I know, duh quite stupid; everybody knows they live in Australia. Gah, silly me. *slaps self* LOL.
Aiyah, this is for Hannah Jang Ha Young since she die die wants me to post something about her. HAHAHA.
Hannah likes to laugh at totally random and mundane stuff which does not even appear as funny ? I do not know why, but she just does. Even the sight of Swe Lwin's Adam's Apple moving could make her laugh till she pees in her diapers. Go figure ? Ohoh, and Hannah tells me stuff which you people would die die want to know ! But of course, I wont tell you people la.
Wait for it ... Gah, I cant wait any longer ! I have to tell you ! HAHAHA.
"Hey all you people, hey all you people, hey all you people would you listen to meeeeeeeeee ?!" Uhh, yea, it's from a song. LOL, okay I know, weird.
WELL ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, Hannah collects bras of different ranges of genres, sizes and colours ! And guess what else she does w them ? She always wears a different one upon the changeover of periods during school ! Isnt that innovative ? Exactly, I think so too ! Roflmao ! ^^ Furthermore, when at home, she arranges them in alphabetical order to be prudent of not losing any. Lol, I know, isnt that freaky ? HAHAHAHA. ;D ;D ;D
Wait, did I just blabber out one of Hannah's secrets ? NAH ! :D
So guess what Hannah ? YOU JUST GOT SERVED. *does cool hand signs* LOL.
Okay bye ! This absolutely random and promiscuous post isnt as random and promiscuous as I thought. It only makes my eyes bleed tears and it aint a pretty sight. Gah, I hate myself. HAHAHA. ):
And Jasmine owns gazillions of barbie dolls and she lives to groom them by perming cum braiding their vagina hair. God knows even if those dolls really do have them. However, WHO KNOWS EH ?! Haha. ;D
EGAAAAAAAAAAAASP ! :O