How come things I touch all either get lost or dead ? Dead, like Timmy. Lost, like my Rocky, Bruce and Whitney. HOW CAN ?!
WHYYY ?! Wa piang, I'm as suay as you la Angelin. HAHAHAHA.
Nevertheless, I'm going to continue with my previous post ! *claps hands with joy*
Oh ya, while walking the 'run', me, Nam, Ange and Fah sang ...
All: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS. WE KEEP ON FIGHTING, TILL THE ENDDDDDDDDDDD. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS !!! *pierces the silence*
Me: *hums* DAAA DAAAAAAA THE LOSER ? UH SO WE ARE THE CHAAAAAAAAAMPIONS !
Wtf, I didnt know the lyrics ! I only knew the in front in front ones only, so that's all I knew. Haha.
Oh ya oh ya. So after the sex talk, the whole class went down to the concourse for the Teacher's Day concert.
Me: Huh, we're not having it in the hall meh ?
Duno who: No, the ceiling fell.
Me: OMFG ! THE CEILING FELL ?! Tragedy sia.
Duno who: Ya la, the school's getting old.
Me: Exactly, too much drama.
*few seconds later*
Hong Wei: Are we having the concert here or in the hall ?
Me: Here, since the ceiling in the hall fell.
Hong Wei: Wtf ?
I'm like a messenger or something ? Weird. LOL, well, apparently the school's getting old and depreciating. Thus, the fallen down ceiling. *winkswinks* :D :D :D
I tell you this ah. This year's had been the WORST Teacher's Day Celebration we'd ever had. The whole performance was in the front porch and how did the teachers fucking expect the people behind to see ?! Cb, like what only. Then during the performances, stupid Mr Seow duno what he's doing. Kept on re switching the microphone positions, then the performers either had to stop singing or strumming their guitars just so he could fiddle with the microphones to make them sound better. Wtf la, he just made it worse. Cb kia. -.-
Enough about Mr Seow, that tico's having my appetite ruined. Haha. Halfway through the performances, Ms Lim went to stop the whole thing and ordered us to get back into our classes ? Cb, then the rest how ?! Omfg, the rest of the performers mustve felt fucking disappointed man ! So yea, I'm kind of thankful my dance didnt really make it through. Well, I didnt wana end up crying you see ?
I headed back to class with Leon. Then, Afiq they all, who're supposed to be performing last, decided to perform for us only instead. LOL, it was niceeeeeeeeeeeee.
After all that, me, Farah and Angelin decided to slack at Cynthia's. I know, who's Cynthia you might ask ? Well ...
We named the first table, furthest from Mama Pearlie's that. Duno, it was just a random name. LOL ! So yea, almost everyday after school, we'd go there and talk and eat and drink and and and and it was fun that day. We all had a heart to heart talk and we kind of exposed some of our secrets to share with each other. Haha, Angelin, I hope all your dogs come back to you eh ? So sad, keep running away from you. HAHAHAHAHA wtf. ;D
After a few hours of talking, me and Farah left to play basketball with Wee Wee. Omfg, my head got attacked by the ball. -.-
Me: Eh, omfg, the trees here are so cool. So fascinating.
*incoming ball after scoring*
Me: *ball smacked into face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
WHAAAAAAAT, I wasnt paying attention man. You know, things as simple as even leaves intrigue and fascinate me. Roflmao ! *winkswinks* Ohoh, my aiming improved though, even though it still sucks. Haha.
Hence, my lips bled. Haha, but you know, weird thing is, my blood clots so fucking fast. In a matter of seconds, it'd clot already siolzxzx. Cool right cool right ?! :D :D :D
Moreover, the basketball where we were playing in was totally secluded. Guess what ? I went off to buy water, and ...
Me: Shit, I think I'm lost.
OMFG ! I was really lost ! I wandered around the estate for around 10 minutes ! Good thing Farah called me up to ask where I was. Fortunately, I managed to find my way back to the basketball court. By that time, even my drink was already finished up. LOL.
Also, on the way there ...
Yi Jie: Eh, you from Jurongville right ?
Me: Ya ? Obviously, cos I'm wearing PE.
Yi Jie: You know Alios right ?
Me: Ya ? Eh ? I know you ! You're from JVS also.
Yi Jie: Ya ya, you going where ?
Me: I'm gona go buy water. Haha.
Yi Jie: Ohhh, okay bye.
Hahaha, who's Yi Jie you might ask ? Pai kia la he. Tio suspended from school. Haha, his hair very nice already man. Lol, I eventually told Alios about him and he called me soon after. LOL.
So that's all for Friday. Nah, I didnt wana go back to my primary school. I was laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.
OH YA. Saturday, yesterday, I went to my grandparents house. Then, my mum disallowed me to go play basketball with Fazli. Wtf, I was so disappointed sia till I felt like crying. That moment when she purposely said NO, Fazli was on the line with me, thus he heard her lame excuses. Wtf. -.-
ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAY ! TODAY I'M GOING TO PLAY BASKETBALL AND ALSO TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH MY HOT BRO, SWE LWIN. :D
OH YA OH YA, stupid Jia Li. Pon-star. HAHA.
Kay I'm done. You know, this post lacks alot of drama. Heh, next post then. [:
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEON CHIEN! ;D
Zeke's one was only 3 days away I guess ? 3rd September. [:
Ohoh, and Swe Lwin's so fucking clever ? HAHAHA. He achieved ...
5 A1s
2 B4s
1 C5
Either way, I'm still very, very, very proud of him even though other's doubt him. ;D ► / Saturday, August 30, 2008 @ 10:32 AM } Usb's gone again,
Yea, exactly that. IT'S GONE AGAIN ! Where could it possibly go siol ?! In fact, it couldnt have gone that far. Hmm, let's backtrack shall we ? I once told her she could search in one of my refrigerators for food when she got hungry but but ... Ya ya, I have two fridges and get this, both's in my kitchen. Go figure ?
Hence, I searched high and low for her. Also, even my whole neighbourhood but I simply just couldnt find that black long little thing. I named her 'Whitney' though, why ? Because my friends, it's a tribute to my long lost tree branch of course ! Furthermore, it was also given and plucked for me by my very close and personal friend, Opera Winfrey. *winks* :O
Me: WHITNEY WHITNEY WHERE ARE YOU ?!
*silence*
Then then the people around my block kept staring and scrutinizing me. WHAT, havent they lost something very important to them before meh ?! LOL.
About that I'm done blogging thing in my earlier post, I lied. Cheh, no la. Since my problem with Swe Lwin subsided, why shouldnt I blog anymore ? That's being selfish if I dont right ? LOL. And guess what ?! We're closer than ever now. ;D
I'm very forgetful these couple of days, so I'm just gona blog about what happened yesterday. [:
29th August 2008
IT WAS TEACHER'S/ACES DAY ! It was so exciting ! When I woke up, I immediately jumped out of my bed and continued on jumping. Then ...
Mum: What's wrong with you ?
Me: Dont you know what day it is today ?! It's TEACHER'S DAY !
Okay fine. She really thought I was crazy. Haha.
I reached school with Zinc, my temporary bag till I finally get my own bag, which I'm still unsure on which kind on getting. A leather one or a Billabong square square one ? -.-
I hate you Zinc. You expose my skin. Haha. *winkswinks*
Anyway, reached school and met Fah. Then, we went to assemble in the parade square. The sc people were already there holding up our class tags. Then ...
Fah: Omg, are you sure we're supposed to sit here ?
Me: IDK !
Fah: Omg, shouldnt we sit there ? *points out into the distance*
Me: IDK ?!
By this time, there was too much drama thus resulting in the sc people in front of us to stare.
Wei Ting: *explains clearly where we're supposed to sit*
Me: ORH ! So let's sit in front then.
Fah: Eh, I dont wana sit in front.
Me: Eh ? WHY YOU DONT WANT SIT IN FRONT ?! People who sit in front are cool people.
Fah: But I dont want. I wana sit in front, but not in front. As in, one of the first few people can already.
Me: *shows wtf-ed look* HAHA.
After everybody assembled, me, Fah, Alvin and Ben crapped abit. Then ...
Fah: OMFG, why are you blushing ?!
Me: HOW I KNOW ?! I think it's because many of sec ones are looking at me. I hate attention, it arouses me.
Fah: Huh, it arouses you ?
Alvin and Ben: *stares*
Me: YA LA ! That should explain the blushes.
Fah: You are so weird.
Like I've mentioned before, I'M NOT WEIRD. Just not normal as all. *shows psychotic look* :D :D :D
I blushed for two times siol and get this, I' never blushed consecutively before in my whole life. Wow, I made history. Haha, okay stupid. *slaps self*
When it was time for the NA, during it ...
Me: Eh, omfg, what day isit today ?!
Fah: Friday.
Me and Fah: Shit, school song.
-.-
HAHA, after blah blah, the sec fours got up and took our leave followed by the sec ones since the sec twos and threes were supposed to just wait and stone there. They were going to do the Aces Day Dance thing. I WANTED TO DO THAT ! ):
When walking, I kept looking at Swe Lwin. You see, we had a tiny argument last night and I saw the after effects. He kept looking down so he didnt manage to look at me. I was devastated as a result.
We assembled and I kept close to BB (Brown Breasts), Angelin. Haha, you know what I mean. *eyebrows raised high high* HAHA.
When it was finally time to run, me, Nam, Fah and Ange stuck close and walked together. Wtf, so many people refused to run around the neighbourhood surrounding the school siol, cos that's what we're supposed to do. However, being the glam and cool people that we were, we did not do such a thing. *claps hands with joy* :D :D :D
During intervals of our 'run', we played around. We even tried out brisk walking. Haha, you know ? Like the kind of thing the people who participate in those walkathon kind of events do. They'd walk so so fast with their hands swaying all over the place. Haha, and WE DID JUST THAT ! Exhilarating man. :D
Eventually, we even played a momentary game of CHAP CILI CHAP or whatever its called but was unsuccessful cos it was rather embarassing since people were looking at us in a peculiar manner. It aroused me. *winkswinks* ;D
After completing the 'run', assembled and I noticed that the it was now the sec ones' turn to run. Guess what ? Most ran leh ! Omfg, so enthu siolzxzx. I was kind of flabbergasted for a sporadic second. Haha, Kenneth got first in the end, followed by Swe Lwin as second, and that peanut-head guy from 1B whom I've been disgusted by, third. Yup, I do not know his name. Well, actually I do, but I forgot. Uh, yea. *smiles sweetly* :D
While waiting for the sec ones to finish, I had a chat with Man Yong since he claimed he was bored. Aiyah, who ask you be so bored so fast ?! Cheh.
Then after all that, we went back up to class. Had chats with Nam and Ange followed by a PORN SEX talk with Fah, Farah and Leon. We talked about porn and sex and dicks and breasts and breast cancer and fucking and sex, wait have I already mentioned that ? Nahhhh, and lesbian sex and about raping and and and and it was so cool ! I was excited, as expected. *winks and gives winning smile* :D
I'm done for now, cos I'm kind of lazy to continue on. I'm still sad over Whitney. ); I keep losing my stuff ! I LOST ROCKY ALSO LEH ! THAT LOVELY PIECE OF ROCK.
Moreover, today I'm going to my grandparents house in Taman Jurong for visiting and at the same time, to play basketball with my bro, Fazli while I'm there ! MUAHAHAHA, it's gona be so cool siol since we hadnt seen each other in person before, only heard.
Eh Fazli ! Sing for me again eh. Haha, but be warned, my aiming still sucks even though I could hit that platform thing surrounding the hoop. Haha ? Orh, and have I mentioned that my muscles were still aching ? Yea, it still is.
Kay bye ! :D ► / Thursday, August 28, 2008 @ 8:42 PM } Tired
No movie with Swe Lwin today. Do you know why ? He had to go get some last minute stuff for Teacher's Day tomorrow. However, I still had to ask him if the trip was still on, or not I would never have known that he'd canceled it. Of course, it wasnt his fault. It was more of a last minute kind of thing, I'm permitting.
Only thing to cheer me up finally, as mentioned in my previous post, thrown out the window. So what's left for me to be happy now ?
As each day passes by, I begin to lose myself. Despite that, I'm strong. I'd just have to stay strong and I'll be okay, eventually. I dont want this matter to affect my life with others; that's selfish.
You know, sometimes, in this world, there are certain instances where you'd feel as if you do not have a purpose in life. But in actual fact, you do, everyone does. It's whether you're bold enough to figure it out by yourself or not. So find that purpose in life, and pretty soon, it'd end up being one of your goals in life. Your motivation, your strength to spur you on. Sky is the limit and get this, me, the one telling you all this, ironically, possess none of such. Moreover, I'm even doubtful of getting into Mass Communications actually.
Me ? At least an A2 for all 5 subjects ? Get out.
As usual, this post is useless. In fact, all of them are. So guess what ? I'm done blogging, at least for now.
I guess I've lost hope.
I just thought you should know. ► / Wednesday, August 27, 2008 @ 8:36 PM } 100th Post, but all to rue.
I'm lost now
Not knowing where to go
I'm weak now
I need you to lean on
And you tell me to, go away
And you say you'd bring me happiness
And you tell me, everything will be alright
You dont know, when you're not there, I tear
So I run and I run and I run
How can I sleep ?
Without you next to me
How can I see ?
Knowing you're not here with me
How can I try ?
Without you ...
Without you, by my side
How can I ?
How, ... how can I ?
I'm lost now
Not knowing where to go
You're weak now
And I'm leaving, so please move on
...
Guess I should cheer up ? But, how could I ?
I'm trying so hard to do well in my studies, particularly to excel, but I'm just not getting there. Chemistry, even you, my best subject of them all, I cant seem to get a distinction in. What is this ?
POA, you sicken me. I'd given up on you momentarily because now, I'm concentrating on those I could do better in, even though you're easier for me to get a distinction in. This, makes me very uncertain and dumbfounded.
Bros, you know who you are. The ones I'm having problems with, the ones I'm having doubts in, and, the ones I've recently shunned.
They're my bros, I get that. But why am I feeling as if my heart's not at peace, even with them ? Maybe I really shouldnt make a big deal out of this. Because, they'd been there for me nevertheless, inclusive of my clique.
Eugene, you still hate me ? I guess, you still do. However, that prohibited moment when you were staring towards my direction, less than 20cm apart, yesterday, pleased me. I know, you wouldnt want to talk to me, and instead, you were talking to someone directly behind me. Supposedly, it was involuntary for you to do that. Alas, ...
I've been trying to eat, really have. I want get fat. I've been trying to make me pee more, but why arent I ? Instead, I'm just getting more and more osseous. Moreover, more and more penurious as well.
Tomorrow, maybe I really need to spend some time with them, namely Swe Lwin, Fazli and perhaps Alios, but I just dont know. Thus, thanks for the offer Swe Lwin (and you're not fat). [:
A movie tomorrow and spending time with you might be the only thing I look up to since that dramatic decline in my self esteem since forever.
OKAY I'M HAPPY. I just need to not take everything which means a lot to me for granted, then I'll be just fine. [:
... for now. ► / Monday, August 25, 2008 @ 7:07 PM } It's official,
MY NEW BRO (he's obviously the guy ?) LOL.
Fazli something something something.
Sorry la ! I do not know his full name. Haha, so peace out ! Time to study my History and Social Studies for tomorrow. 4 essays to memorise. Why doesnt that surprise me ?
-.- ► / Sunday, August 24, 2008 @ 8:52 PM } Forgotten,
Bro, I've already apologised to you. I dont only talk to you because I have Swe Lwin man. Trust me. Even now when I have him, I'm still talking to you. You know ?
What more do you want from me ? What else do you want me to do for you so that you'd treat me as good as last time ? What else could I possibly do ? I want to be as close as how we initially were.
You should know better, so I dont have to elaborate on this. Moreover, I actually dont really want to as well.
But now, I dont even think you need me anymore. What more can I do ? I've been forgotten.
Alios, heh, it had been a bumpy ride. Huh, good times. [:
Hafiz and Fiona, I hope the letter I've spent my whole afternoon on would help you both, at least minimally. ► / Saturday, August 23, 2008 @ 5:08 PM } I'm bullied, and yes, I think my English really is that darn good,
Did you know ? I think my English had been improving ever since I did that comprehension exerciseeeeeee. Get this, I've now known why I've been getting lower marks for my English. I never knew I could lift from the passage.
I'M SERIOUS !
So ever since the start of sec one, the highest grade for my English was only a B3 but in actual fact, the ones during my primary school was actually an A1 ! OMFG ?!?!
THANK YOU MDM AZZAH FOR MAKING ME REALISE THIS ! :D
Now, to answer questions that did not require me to use my own words, I'd laugh to myself.
Me: MUAHAHAHAHA, this is so easy. :D
Moreover, I miss dancing. My bones have rusted and I'm sad. And sorry guys, I'm not dancing for Teacher's Day. I know, what a disappointment. ): Roflmao ! Haha, lols.
Monday, 18th August 2008
I dont remember much. Only thing I do was the fact that I had another traumatic experience during my history class. This time, it was held at 1D since 1D and 4D switched classrooms for duno what reason. Hence, since I have my history lessons in 4D, I'm having them in 1D's instead. Omfg ? We all felt so weird to walk past the other sec one classes. It made me feel younger than I already was. Lol, I felt like a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz or something. I felt so so small ! Haha, but at the same time, strangely over-excited though. Go figure ? *eyebrows go up and down* :D
While walking there, I saw people looking. Scary sia. I hate attention. It arouses me. ):
Swe Lwin approached me and told me etc etc etc. Then I kind of ignored him, Idk why. Then he was like, "WALAO !" Sorry hot bro.
Inside, I was obfuscated on a source-based question. So I went to ask Mdm Tan, but before that, asked Ly whether I should really ask or not.
Me: Eh, should I ask Mdm Tan how to do this question ?
Ly: Idk.
Nevertheless, I asked Mdm Tan and ...
SHE LIKE, SCOLDED ME SIAAAAAAAAA ! SHE KEPT EXPLAINING THE QUESTION IN A LOUD, FOREBODING TONE OF VOICE WHICH INCREASED GRADUALLY AS SHE BECAME MORE AND MORE SARCASTIC.
Knnccbwtfwtfzxzx, I felt like crying. While she asked me a question, I breathed heavily and felt like collapsing ! I felt so troubled, as if the whole world's burden was placed on my shoulders. In addition, I kept whispering to Ly a "help me" but unfortunately, she did not. Then when she asked me this eventually ...
Mdm Tan: So why was this photograph taken ?! As a form of ... ?!
Me: Uh, encouragement ?
Mdm Tan: *pursed lips and walked away*
Then, she went to explain to the whole history class the question I asked her and guess what ? Encouragement wasnt the answer, but, the answer was actually PROPAGANDA.
CHEH ! I thought what siol ! I felt momentarily stupid but in actual fact, I'm really very clever. ): Everyone wwas laughing at me. Skali Syed also laughed sia. Wtf.
*winkswinks*
So yea, I'm pretty much bullied. I'm such a pitiful human being, dont ya think ? So many people bully me. Even that gangster, Wei Te. Hui Fang also lo ! Always bully me. Steal my milk. I like my milk with me hor thank you very much ! ;D
Plus, during history class ...
Me: *bites pen* (I like to bite stuff leh)
Ly: *doing own work*
Me: *ons/offs pen ? okay, let's go w that*
Ly: *still doing own work*
Me: *pen slips and pokes into gums*
Ly: *still doing own work*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHH ! My gums are bleeding !
Ly: OMG ! Are you okay ?!
Me: Omfg, it really is bleeding. WHO GOT TISSUE ?!
After all that drama, I kind of hurried frantically out of 1D and past 1B to hunt for tissues. Exciting oi.
Jasmine: BREASTS !
Me: *turns behind, while hand in mouth*
Hahaha, too much drama leh. Must forgive must forgive ! That explains my blog url. You see you see, cong ming hor. *winkswinks*
OH YA ! After school I had my GCE O Level English Oral and as expected, I did rather well ! Muahahaha, I was very excited you know. A1 here I come !
ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Tuesday, 19th August 2008
I DONT REMEMBER !
Wednesday, 20th August 2008
I had my Bio practical exam on this day and I think I did rather well, even though I screwed up on my seeds question. So yea, I counted all those stupid seeds in that ugly kiwi fruit for nothing. -.- the seeds smelt like plastic though.
Thursday, 21th August 2008
I dont want to remember ? LOL. Hmm, I guess whatever happened in class stays in class. Haha, okay stupid. Lazy to elaborate le. Well, at night, I read the dictionary ? If that helps. *eyebrows raised*
Friday, 22th August 2008
Blah blah blah. English prelim exam was okay, except for my paper 1. I felt sleepy during the composition section, as usual. So I literally did it anyhow. I was practically lazing around man ! Haha. I'm so going to rue it now. -.-
Then after school, I went to KFC to wait for Mdm Zarinah, my Malay teacher to come. She was blanja-ing us there for duno what reason. Haha, who cares ? It's FREE ! :D :D :D
Crapped and had a good time there while waiting. People there were Me, Afiq, Fah, Atikah, Debtor Vani, BBIAH, Farah, Fyza, Furqan and Luthfi followed by Mdm Zarinah. Get this, we even had a History VS Geography battle and also, we talked about, ... SYED. *winkswinks*
THANK YOU MDM ZARINAH ! I had a good time, and I'm pretty sure the others also did as well. [:
Then, I went back to school alone to wait for Swe Lwin. After he finished, sent him home tgt with Atiqah. [:
I'm pissed. Nobody's replying my smses, including Crystal. Even you Swe Lwin. Why ? Yea, of course they're busy Hui Fang. Of course they are ...
Lol, I should be patient. No, I have to. [:
Wait, looks like my patience was of good use after all. Swe Lwin's cousin texted me a few hours later to tell me that Swe Lwin asked him to sms me that his phone had been sent for repair. So now, I cant talk to him over the weekends. But I WILL SURVIVE ! Haha, now after the repair, his phone wouldnt always have its sent messages being failed to get sent ! Also, I really appreciate and treasure the fact that he went to that extent to alert me about this. I guess he really does know me inside out huh ? WOAH.
Oh ya, also, this week was a very TRAGIC week. Really, it was. So many tragic things happened siolzxzx. ):
One reason was that, I LOST BRUCE (my batman) FOREVER ! TT.
Another was this, RUPERT (my beloved lemon tea water bottle) IS MISSING ! Where could he possibly be ?!?! We bonded ! ):
Now, I'm only left with Rocky (my pet rock). What, he's my good luck charm mind you. Every morning, before the start of my exam paper, I'd place it on my table for me to admire. However, he doesnt do much though. Or does he ? Hmmm ? Let's find out ! 8D
ENLARGE PLEASE.
This is my pet rock, ROCKY ! Before, transforming. Shhh shhhh, dont tell. *puts finger on lips* :D :D :D
This is him when TRANSFORMING. I know, I have such a gifted rock. *winks*
Furthermore, it can also iron my bag ! You know, I like my bags ironed. *smiles sweetly*
It even does my homework sporadicly. :D
Believe him. He speaks the truth. *nods head frantically*
Above is a real life MSN conversation between me and Jia Li (CJL) during a boring POA lesson. POA, you bore me. ): Anyho, SO FUNNY LA ! GO READ GO READ. Enlarge pleaseeeeee.
Pardon the messy handwriting please. In fact, my handwriting's much better. Heh. 8D
Done. Sorry for the boring post. I dont really have the mood to make it more ke siao cos I'm feeling very wrong. My heart's not at peace and I feel very awkward. Something's just not right.
In fact, everything's wrong. ► / Sunday, August 17, 2008 @ 6:19 PM } I'm magic. Are you ?
Yea yea, exactly that. Are you magic too ? Cos as a matter of fact, I am. I'm the greatest and only type of magic around. Why ? Let's pause to ponder for a brief while shall we ...
*fantasy music plays*
I'm disappointed that me and Swe Lwin do not share the same surname. ):
I can change the tone of my voice to various tones and pitches well.
I can sing opera.
I name my stationeries.
I can dance.
I hate rain.
I still think rainbows are not real.
I'm a very busy person.
I'm naturally facetious.
I still think Mdm Lucy Wu's hot.
I love Rupert (my water bottle). He amuses me at times.
I'm obsessed with breasts.
I have six pacs/pegs whatever you call em.
I have one of the longest dicks in my class. (oops?)
I can estimate perfectly the size of girls' bras just by scrutinizing.
I think hobos are cool. I wana be just like one when I grow up.
The littlest of things fascinates me.
I talk to myself occasionally.
I'm often oblivious.
I can laugh for no reason whatsoever, the least you expect it, I'll laugh.
I literally laugh till I drop frequently.
My handwriting looks like crap.
I'm related to ang mohs.
I'm Malay, Chinese, Indian and Javanese all put together.
I do not take revenge. I dont know, I just dont.
I think unicorns live in Australia.
I think Big Foot really does exist.
I think the canteen vendors in jvs are scammers.
I know the lochness monster is a relative of my ex-girlfriend, Tyra Banks.
My sexy bag's a gift from my very close friend, Opera Winfrey.
I can move my ears.
I can dance. Wait, did I already mention I could dance ? *rubs chin for 3 seconds* Nahhhh.
I can move my eyebrows in any particular motion.
I have grey balls.
I dont usually pee even though I drank the whole fountain of youth last Tuesday.
And lastly for now, I'm very very shy. What, it's true you know.
Hmmm ? Did I just self-praise myself ? I guess I did. Huh, who knew ? *acts innocent* :D :D :D
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jiali: ANNA SUAY ! How did you know I stole those pictures ?! Awww, I thought I did a pretty good job stealing them. Now I'm exposed. ): I DONT WANA GO TO JAIL !
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alios: You're so good to me la bro. Haha, I'll do that ! [:
hafiz: Oops ? Roflmao.
cp: Lol, I also know that I'm strong one lo. *eyebrows go up and down*
hannah: You're just jealous I dont have enlarged breasts and you dont. I feel so sad for you manzxzx. ):
jiali: I LEFT BRUCE IN MACDONALDS ! We bonded leh you know. TT.
LWIN: I'M SORRY HOT BRO ! Haha, Aung Swe Lwin ! :D :D :D
elena: Welcomewelcomewelcome ! <3
Felicia: I know he is. LOL, BREASTS. Heh, your words are also floating one ah ? Lol, no loooooooo. You shouldnt. It looks like crap leh. 8D
farah zaza: SAME ! Omfg, brown breasts had gotten me laughing till I felt like peeing siolzxzx. Haha.
06.YVONNE! :D: Gladly, but not now leh. Roflmao. [:
Omfg, my phone bill's high again as usual. As you all may not know, I'm a very busy person. That explains the high bill. *smiles sweeeeeeeeeetly* Also, I have my GCE O Level Oral tomorrow and wtf, I'm quite scared that I'll digress in the conversation section of my oral man. Haha, Swe Lwin's one also very high one lo. Shit. LOL.
Moreover, I've still yet to literally KILL Jeremiah Deuter Wickles (my bag) cos I want a new one. What, I'm really going to do so. 8D and I'm not funny Swe Lwin for wanting to do that. Haha. Get this, I cant possible get a new bag without tearing Jeremiah apart cos my mum doesnt let me. She claims that I could only get a new one once my current one becomes unusable. So I HAVE TO KILL IT. DIE DIE MUST KILL ONE. So yea, I'd either get a Billabong square one or a leather one. Which one should I choose eh ? I need help to consider pleaseeeeeeeeeee. Plus, someone follow me leh one day next week to scout for a new bag. ;D
Okay, I actually do not know what else to blog about. So I'm ending off here for now. Alios said I post like till very ke siao like that. Lol, :D :D :D.
Oh ya, I DONT WANT TO HAVE A STOMACH ACHE TOMORROW MORNING AGAIN LEH !
It's very tiring to have to go to the toilet for 7 repeated times you know. Just like what happened to me last week in school. I really did siol. ): It was torture.
Still, I do hope the person who made my Chemistry Practical Book's children suffer from a phobia of cows, or maybe even the rare 'wild moose disease'. *rubs hands tgt while laughing sinisterly* >]
KAY BYE. ► / Saturday, August 16, 2008 @ 9:23 AM } I found my usb cable !
Well, exactly that. I FOUND MY USB CABLE and I'm happy. All these while, it had just been stuffed into a corner beside my computer and I didnt even fathom to bother to search for it there. I was walking towards my computer today and there it was, among all the other anonymous cables entangled there. I picked it up and smiled with my eyes so small and my grin so wide.
Me: MUAHAHAHAHA I FOUND YOU !
Cheh.
Okay so back to blog proper.
Monday, 11th August 2008
I dont remember. Wow, that was easy. :D :D :D
Tuesday, 12th August 2008
Oh ya, when we were assembling in the concourse for the prelim practical exam, I got a stomach ache, again. AGAIN ! I almost every morning, w/o fail got stomach ache one ! HOW CAN ?! Anyway, so before that, I conjured up a huge fuss on how was effervescence spelt like. Cos hor, the stupid book had TWO spellings of the same word, be it efferverscence or effervescence. Which was the correct one ?! Darn you book producer. I hope all your children has phobia of cows. [:
So in the end, we asked Mrs Teo and she said that it was spelt as 'effervescence' without the extra 'r'. Yay, I'm saved. ;D
Mdm Tan could still find time to go up to me and tell me so so loudly that I should improve my handwriting in front of my whole class. Oo.
Mdm Tan: Syaifullah, please improve on your handwriting. I've had difficulties reading your recent essays.
Me: Orh ?
Then, I heard murmurings on people getting quite appalled cos to them, my handwritings like so so nice ? Haha. Told ya Fah that my handwriting was changing again. -.-
So after that, I asked Mrs Teo for permission to go to the toilet, then I ran to the toilet without thinking another thought. I ran ran ran and I just ran in the level one toilet. Omfg, when I reached inside, I immediately froze. Why were there wooden chairs inside ? Then, I thought and I thought and I thought.
Me: Wait, I'M IN THE STAFF'S TOILET ! Aiyah, dont care la ! My shit want to come out already le !
I know, I talk to myself one. :D :D :D
So I rushed into the cubicle and shit. I could hear the cleaner from the outside yelling in me in Chinese cos no student was supposed to use the staff toilets sia. Eh, it was an emergency la dey, not as if I purposely go one. I wasnt thinking straightttttt.
Auntie: Boy ah, !@%^$^!%$*&%!@$#$.
Me: Maybe if I kept quiet, she'll go away. *whispered to myself while squatting to shit*
Wtf, I just kept quiet leh. Eh, of course she wouldve known that I was inside.
One, the door was closed.
Two, she practically saw me running inside while she was cleaning the toilet.
And three, uhh yea pretty much that.
The toilet smell choked me. It had too much dettol smell. I was practically dying in there man. Haha.
After all that, I had my Science prelim practical exam and as you can infer, I didnt do well. I messed up both my Physics and Chemistry practicals. So suay. Then after that, we could go home already, unlike the others. *eyebrows go up and down* Swe Lwin got jealous ! MUAHAHAHAHA.
Then I waited from 10am to about 12pm for the release of my GCE O Level Malay Exam results which I really wanted to get an 'A' in. I liked Malay, that's why the enthusiasm. [:
So I killed time by buying Joel his ice mountain, went to eat breakfast at Mac. We bumped into Chih Peng, Edmund, Angelin they all there too.
Me and Farah had one of our hardest laughs ever in this year. I literally laughed so hard, my stomach actually hurts for the first time in my life. And guess what was it about ? We laughed so hard because of Angelin and breasts. Haha, I'm not going to mention what it was actually about. Okay, fine. Maybe I'd touch abit about it. ;D
She showed me a picture of a hot girl in a bikini in her phone and I was like saying that she was Angelin behind closed doors. Then me and Farah kept laughing and laughing like crazy ! Laughed so hard till my hashbrown dropped out of its packet. When we're done laughing, I said 'brown breasts' then we started laughing like crazy all over again. Omfg.
After blah blah, went back to school and I went to pei Alvin they all for a while. Then went up to the training room to get our Malay results. I was sitting all the way at the back with Jian Hong, who came abit ltr and Chih Peng. Eventually, after the mass lecture by the teachers and Mr Shawal (-.-), we got back our results and I cried. No no, not for me. I cried for Fah and Ly, cos they didnt get the distinctions they wanted. When I got mine, a fucking C6, I cried more. Well, at least I passed my Malay in a major exam for once.
Mr Shawal could even hit me with his paper to get my attention and asked me how much I got, personally leh ! Wow, I must be famous. Hahaha.
But in the end, everything was okay ah as usual. I had to improve so nowadays, I'm going to speak more Malay ! Muahahaha. ;D
Wednesday, 13th August 2008
I had Physics Mock Exam after school. Fine, I didnt study. Haha, I was too tired most of the time sia so I couldnt absorb muchhhhhhh.
Thursday, 14th August 2008
Oh ya ! Today I got caught for hair again. Wtf ?! Mr Goh touched my sacred fringe ! Haha, cos I swept it aside then he halted me while I was walking back to my class. Then he went to sweep it down and told me to do something with it by next coming Monday. Wtf wtf, I dont want leh. :D
I had Maths Mock Exam after school and wow, I think I might pass ? My answer scripts kept flying away sia cos the place I was sitting at in the hall was very windy siol w all the fans and natural breezeeeeee.
After that, went to JP with Farah and Yin Bao to buy some stuff and eat dinner. I was really really supposed to go out with Swe Lwin today but in the end, as usual, I didnt get to do so lo.
Friday, 15th August 2008
The night before, Alios told me that HE MISSED ME LIAO and that yesterday, he was hoping to get to see me but he couldnt because of duno what reason. Awww, :D. LOL, also, he told me that he had already cut his hair and now it turned out very weird. So in the morning, I took a sneak peak and wow, of course his previous hair was better la but you're still shuai la Alios. Bros ma, remember ? If I'm shuai then you also must be shuai one. Lols. ;D I didnt manage to see Swe Lwin in the morning though. ):
I had PE, played Captain's and Netball and yea, Jia Li (stupid anna suay breast baba woman) pulled my pants. Wtf ?! Half my butt was exposed tgt with my blue underwear ! OMFG ! Hahaha, then 1/4 of the class who saw told me that I had a small butt. (?!) So I went violent and wanted revenge so I went to pull her whole bra strap from the back. Idk what its called ah. Then guess what ? Mr Kang saw and he told Mr Tan. Thus, Mr Tan called me up and talked to me about it.
Wtf, he told me I couldve gotten caning ! Molest leh, we were only playing around la you bastard. ):
He also talked to Jia Li about that too though. Ever since that moment where I couldve almost gotten caning, I've now had a phobia of bras, believe it or not. LOL !
Then then, after school I waited for Farah to finish her O Level Oral cos I was gona go to her house that day with Yin Bao. Mine's on this coming Monday though. Jyjy me leh. Haha. I pon-ed my Maths remedial cos I was lazy to go. Went to consult Mama Pearlie cos we were too bored waiting. I saw Kok Loon there, and Adila and Syazwani and Farah Dina, and and Angelia (?). :D
Oh ya, Adila, quit saying my second name ! I hate it. It makes me sound so primary school siolzxzx. Lol !
Then then, on the way back, I found a cool branch from this random tree so I went to pluck it and bring it all the way to school. The jvs people, including the canteen vendors and some teachers, were literally staring at me sia. What, the branch fascinates and amuses me siol. Haha.
Psssst, I named her Whitney ! Dont ask why. So there.
Went to pei Farah Nadiah they all, Xuan Han, Sherie they all, Kendra, Jowynn they all, Elvin and Winanto then finally, Elena.
She kinda broke down and I comforted her. Wtf, I dun really know how to leh ! I dont do well in this kinds of situations one. Then I helped her to get excused from drama so that she could go and meet up w Zane to talk to him about her depressing matter.
During that, Swe Lwin could run past us and acknowledge me. Haha, yay I'm happy ! Elena was like saying, eh, he acknowledged you. LOL. Anywaaaaaaaaaay, Terry also talked to me today. *winkswinks*
Elena: Stop touching my leg. It feels weird !
Me: Really ah ? Cos I usually rub the legs of my other sad friends to make them feel better. Okay nevermind. So can I rub your back then ?
Elena: Eh ? NO.
Then I cheered her up by distracting her about other interesting matters. We talked about many stuff, like Hf, Eugene, Fiona, Zeke, umm Zavier, Swe Lwin, Alios, Zane, Jasmine, Theresa, etc etc. Omfg, it had been quite a long time since we've last talked. Haha, I liked it. [: thanks mei.
After Farah finished her oral, we went off with Elena cos she was going to meet Zane. Omfg !
Me: Eh, can I pei you till you meet him ? I wana see him in person leh ! Cos I never saw him up close in my whole entire life ! And the last time I saw him up close was 3 years ago when he was in sec two,
Elena: Haha, okay.
And yea, I finally got to see him ! I was excited siolzxzx. Lyn said he was quite short ? LOL.
Went to Mac to wait for Yin Bao to come and I ate a chocolate sundae. Then, went to her house and and crapped. Then left to meet Swe Lwin after his NCC.
Met him and we went to have our dinner at the Mac there.
OMFG, we talked about so so so many different things and I found out that he eats like a pig too ! But he likes vegetables. OMFG. How can ?! Vegetables taste like plastic one lo. HAHA.
We talked about, dick lengths, and girls, breasts, Alios, Mdm Seah, his co-class mentor, uhh Alissa, Balveerjit (omfg, I saw his pic w/o a turban !), what we all did each day and blah blah. Pretty much everything there is to talk about. :D :D :D
Sent him home and home-ed at 8.20pm. God, I could finally spend some time with him. Lol, I'm happy man. Haha, more next time leh bro ! Anyway, he slept early yesterday cos he only had 4 hours to sleep the day before since he had to wake up early to send his cousin off to US. ;D
It's picture time ! 8D
Oh ya, did you know ? I write so so weirdly ! My handwriting looks so abnormal, bizarre and most people would write on top of the lines but not me, my words are literally floating in middle of the lines. Wtf ?! *slaps self*
Swe Lwin said my handwriting was nice leh ! Wow. LOL.
Whaaaaaaaaaat, I was bored and plus, its a good show man ! My HD tv leh. Roflmao.
A picture Jowynn and Kendra took for no reason with Bruce, my batman ! Haha, guess what ? I left him at Mac while I was eating my dinner with Swe Lwin ! WHY ?!?! TT.
I know, Mr Shawal's car. My friends put that huge yellow branch on top of his car. CRAAAAAAAAAAZY manzxzx. ;D
I'm done ! Thank you and please tag. Tag replies would be on my next post. :D I've had so so many page views but I've hardly gotten any tags. I want tags siol ! They make me happy and more magical. *winkswinks* :D :D :D
Before I go, Swe Lwin's a TAN like me ! Woah. *shows amazed look*
SWE LWIN BROOOOOO, I LIKE GOING OUT W YOU. :D
This is my 95th post. 5 more till my 100th ! 8D ► / Monday, August 11, 2008 @ 7:21 PM } Miracle ?
Okay, maybe not really what I'd call a miracle, but omfg, it seemed like one of the closest I've ever gotten nearest to.
Swe Lwin, bros forever ! Remember that sacred promise we made, and nothing would break or tear us apart ever again ! :D :D :D
I dont really want to tell you people what was actually the problem cos it's quite personal really. Just know that everything's okay now, I hope. [:
NO MORE EMO SYAIFULLAHHHHHHHHHH BODOH ! SOMEBODY CALL 911 ! RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT ! CALEFARE ?! Hahaha, whatever it is that works yo. *claps hands w joy*
I'm hip, I'm funky and I'm pretty much still single ? LOL ?
And guess what ? Ranamita reads me blogggggggg. Are you jealous ?! Thanks for reading it and not hating me by the way ! *claps hands while jumping up and down repeatedly*
Thanks to the tags and smses clique ! I'd wont think negatively of you all ever again !
Lastly a big big thank you to Crystal. Hey, you helped me alot too leh ! [:
AND NOT FORGETTING,
My beloved beloved beloved bro ! Alios Ong Jun Jie ! Bros all the way too manzxzx ! I treasure you hor ! Dont say anyhow. Also, thanks for the love, comfort, advice and your perseverance to cheer me up ! Nobody could be as sweet and caring as you leh MY bro. Haha. *smiles widely* ;D
So I think I can dance ? Hmmm ? Well, this blog post certainly seems like a long thanking list huh ? Haha, of course it does siol ! I've got so so many people to thankkkkkk, namely the Farahs, Fah, ALIOS, Crystal, Yvonne, Jia Li, Glenda, Eileen Wong and even Ranamita. Roflmao.
And I've made a new good friend. Jun Ren ! Lol, sorry leh I duno your surname. Haha. Furthermore, I know, you missed the ever so happy happy Syaifullah right ?! Right right RIGHT ?!?! Well, here I am again ! And my prelims are already here some more. TT.
Kay byeeeeeeeeeee !
I know, this post certainly involved many screamings huh ? Almost everything looks bigger and more louder than usual. Noisy siak. Hahahahahahaha ! GOD, *flicks hair* I almost lost my cool there. *winks* :D ► / Saturday, August 09, 2008 @ 9:06 PM } Enough,
As expected, Swe Lwin really does hate me.
I feel like dying. Of course, it'd be juvenile once again to think so, but doesnt anyone feel as if they'd be better off dead sometimes ?
I do now, all the time. ► / Friday, August 08, 2008 @ 8:34 PM } Fucked up,
Hf, you hurt me first for something so mild. You said sorry, I know that, but ... I need time, you know ? So yea, I dont wish to talk to you, or smile, or joke, or sms you anymore till I get over what has happened. Sorry, I dislike you now. And, if all because I dislike you now, you'd start to dislike me too, you're being juvenile if you do such a thing, you see ?
Swe Lwin, you stood me up for the second time. Fucking cb. I gave you another chance, but you ... Who the fuck do you take me as ? You told me you thought I took you as a hot bro who I'd substitute when I had nobody, but you're so so so so wrong manzxzx. I used to care about you the most. Did you know that ? Plus, you could at least text me or something, so that I wouldnt have to waste my time waiting for you for 4 hours straight today. Sorry, I hate what you've done to me. How could you do such a thing ? You caused me much misery, doubt, hatred and bewilderment. You know ? I thought you were my bro ?
Alios, we'll get through this together. Bestest bros forever. I'll be there for you, always. <3
Today, I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH ALIOS. [:
End. ► / Thursday, August 07, 2008 @ 4:00 PM } I hate everything.
Before I start, I'd just like to say.
I AM SORRY TAY HUI FANG !
When you told me you were too sensitive, I didnt think that you'd be that sensitive. I never knew things could turn out till this bad. I think I've just lost you as a friend ? A good friend I believe, all because of that breasts thing.
I know, I'm in the wrong. I do not know what else to say to you already. I dont take you as a joker, I take you to be a good friend of mine. A good friend that you'd finally trust a lot. I didnt mean any harm. Cross my heart, and hope to dieeeeee.
So of course, I'm apologising to you, publicly in my blog.
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Because of this firstly, I was down during Cross Country today. I went with Wan Yin. All because of stupid Alody, we had to waste 45cents (ez-link) just so we could meet her at the bus stop. Dont ask.
We took the same bus as Jasmine and Wan Yin got fascinated by the fact that Jasmine had small teeth. Hmm, weird girl ?
After all that, we took the MRT to Chinese Garden and walked and walked and walked all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay till we reached Jurong Lake Park.
On the way there, me and Wan Yin got fascinated by this RACCOON. Yes, it was a raccoon and not a squirrel mind you.
Wan Yin: Eh look, it's a squirrel !
Me: Omg, dont get too near it. Ltr it'd bite you the you know.
Wan Yin: It wont bite me la.
Me: No lo, it'll bite one ! Stupid raccoon. Do not get too near it.
Wan Yin: It's a squirrel.
Me: No, it's a raccoon !
Wan Yin: Squirrel !
Me: Raccoon !
Wan Yin: Squirrel !
Me: Raccoon !
Wan Yin: Squirrel !
Me: Raccoon !
Wan Yin: Squirrel !
Me: Raccoon !
After a long time of walking, we finally reached and joined Brian, Dickson and Chih Peng for a brief while, then, assembled in our respective classes.
Basically, TODAY WAS CRAP.
Hui Fang texted me about her being unhappy with me and stuff and I got devastated. I didnt know Hf, I didnt know.
After reading it, I cried.
Me: Mrs Teo, can I go umm, pee ?
Mrs Teo: Okay go ahead.
WTF, I told her I wanted to pee. Why did I do that ? I also duno.
Yes, I went to pee but at the same time, wiped my tears off from my eyes. Eventually, I sat back at the front and Mrs Teo seeked my help in marking my class's attendance. Thus, I did just that and came back. I tried to smile, I didnt want to attract attention all cos I was really really sad, so I hid it from others.
But, I couldnt take it. I texted Fah to come to the front, so that I could talk to her about the Hf thing. I cried again when I told her the story. Fah asked me to wipe my tears and not to cry, but the more she told me that, the more I cried. Hence, I wiped the tears off with my shirt but I was still so so disappointed in myself. I'm like that, it's not as if I purposely said all those stuff about the Hf thing just cos I wanted to insult her man. TT.
I became so down and Fah tried comforting me. Thanks Fah. While that happened, the sec ones have already started their run. I noticed that Kenneth bro was first in line, followed closely by Swe Lwin.
When I saw Swe Lwin ...
Me: *head fell downwards*
I felt like crying again, but didnt cos I didnt want to.
After blah blah, pei-ed Eileen for a while, then finally, it was my turn to run. Thus, me, Fah and Hong Wei went to do our warm-up together and soon after, we started running.
Wow, during the first lap, guess what position was I at ? I was second initially but I became third shortly after. First was Shafiq, second Hui Lin and I was third, followed by Fah as fourth. Fah died off eventually and upon finishing my first lap, I too lost steam and died off.
After all that exhausting running, I ended up getting around a position of 30+, and yes, I didnt even get any prize, neither did the people who finished in the top 10 positions. Knnccbwtfwtfzxzx.
After running, I really felt like collapsing siolzxzx. I felt dizzy and light-headed and my head felt as if it was going to explode. I could feel my head beating literally hard as if it was my heart. I became delusional and I couldnt walk properly. Elena and Zavier laughed at me when they saw me doing so. -.-
Mr Kan, Mrs Krishna and Ms Gan, ever so wonderful Ms Gan, congratulated and praised me for being one of the fastest in my cohort. Okay, maybe not one of the fastest, maybe one of the faster ones ? I really wanted to be in the top 10 man.
Then, I talked to Ms Gan and also, took a look at Mrs Ong's baby daughter. Omfg, she was so cute !
Fah: How come she's so tall ?
Mrs Ong: Cos her mother's also very tall ma.
Lols. She was being facetious.
Slightly before the prize presentation started, I went off with Fah to the toilet. After shitting (oops?), I came out and Fah was already waiting for me outside. I was walking past and ...
Fah: Alios is like, smiling at you now.
Me: Huh ? *turned to my left*
And yea, I saw Alios smiling. I smiled back faintly and returned back to my seat. Few moments later, I got up again with Fah cos the Hf thing really bugged me. I wanted to talk to him about it. So I went to him and told him ...
Me: Hf's angry w me leh.
Alios: Huh really ah ? *said more stuff, but I couldnt really understand*
Me: Oh okay nevermind then.
After that was the prize presentation and then, we were dismissedddddd. Wtf, I was so so tired man. I walked with my clique all the way to Amni's house man. SO FAR AWAY LEH. While walking, I talked to Mrs Krishna, then also saw many teacher's cars and waved to most.
Halfway through walking, it suddenly poured ! OMG SIOL. I got momentarily drenched cos the rain suddenly subsided as well. I was like, covering my head with my hands leh.
Me: NO ! THE RAIN CANNOT HIT MY FRINGE ! LTR IT'LL BECOME LESS STRAIGHT !
So yea, my fringe still got wet nevertheless. Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
In the end, we departed ways with Azri first, and I ate my swiss roll. Eh, I had to eat man cos I bought so so many stuff ! My bag was practically full. Lol, I waved big big to IGNATIUS, who was at the bus stop at the opposite side of the road.
Reached Amni's house, then after that we went to JP cos Farah they all wanted to buy band graduation presents. I met lots of people I knew there, even Ms Gan. Haha, she was shopping in Popular manzxzx.
The whole time there, I was so so down. Sorry Kamarul, Fah, Farahs, Lyana and Amni cos I know you all would get kind of pissed with me for being so-called emo. Sorry sorry.
Three things that made me lose my mood today ...
1) Hf.
2) Swe Lwin.
3) Something else, which I'm not going to say here.
At least there were Fah and Alios to brighten up my day slightly. I love you both.
OVERALL
I hate my life.
I hate everything which has to do with my life.
I hate conflicts with friends I really care about.
I hate my hair (except fringe if straight)
I hate Mdm Azzah for giving us so many things to do as homework.
Plus, I know ...
Swe Lwin mustve hated me. That must be why I think he's avoiding me ? So many people wouldve hated me anyways.
I'm hated. I dont deserve to live. Okay, that's juvenile but sometimes, I feel as if my existence is just pointless, particularly for today.
My clique hates me.
Crystal hates me.
Hf now hates me.
Eugene hates me.
Ranamita hates me.
Mdm Azzah hates me.
Mrs Teo hates me.
Kenneth bro hates me ?
Swe Lwin hates me.
Swe Lwin oh Swe Lwin broooooooooooo, what seems to be the problem between us this time ?
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I ...
I'm dead.
Dont worry, I'll still be the same old Syaifullah, but more quieter and less insane. Dont feel like talking much nowadays anyway. ► / Wednesday, August 06, 2008 @ 8:06 PM } Tag Replies.
SiewMin: Yup, I live further away from you ah. Haha, and linkkkkkkkkked.
Hairul: Fah doesnt like me. Is she loves me man lol ! *eyebrows raised* ;D
alios: I got smile back hor ! I told you already, I couldnt wave cos I was holding a psp leh. So you tell me how to wave ?! Hahaha. I share w you my bubble tea next time ! Yeah yeah, I'm touched manzxzx ! :D :D :D
benedict: I replied you already ah. Haha, I know that la. Roflmao.
alios: Wa Alios Ong offered me his shoulder siolzxzx. Should I be honoured again ? LOL !
jiali: Shut up Anna Suay. *smiles widely*
alios: Lol, thanks bro ! ;D
siewmin xD: I cannot put Hui Fang meh ?! Why ? Jealous ah ?!?! HAHAHAHA.
06.YVONNE! :D: I'm cheered up ! Haha, it's not that great leh. ):
atikahhh: Lazy ! Next time then I'll link. :D
FAH: Eh ? Crying with laughter ?! MUAHAHAHAHA, cos I rock nia. Oh, I hate you too ! Psst, tomorrow you must fake cry leh, cos I said I hated you. Shhh, secret secret ! ^^
alios: I'm cute ? oO ya la ya la. SIEW MIN ! YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM W HUI FANG AH ?!?! ;D
hannah: Ya lo, got your pic. I'm sad. Haha !
zany: SYAZWANI ! Yup, it's more crap manzxzx. Haha, I see first ! If my mood's good then I'd go send you the songs. *winkswinks*
alios: WHERE GOT YOU WIN ?! MINE'S NICEST MAN ! xP eh ? Loser, brown's nice leh ! Oo
cp: Yes Chih Peng yes ?!
Hairul: Yup, huh ?! Of course my breasts are flat ! Hahahahaha.
} Alios Ong & Terry Lee both hate the same person. Huh, who knew ?
Terry: Lols no have la. Wow the _______ sec 1 de, you think he nice ?
Me: Fuck, I think I hate him.
Terry: Same. I want punch his face sia. But when only he disturbs me.
Me: Promise me, you really shouldnt be talking to him one. If he disturbs you right, just ignore him. He's a fucking cb.
Terry: He disturbs me I beat him le. I see him not happy sia.
Me: When you see him right, you say this to him also can, "Now I know why Syaifulah's like that to you" hehe. Cb.
Terry: What he do ?
Me: *explains*
Terry: Ya lor he want good to girl only.
Me: Ya la wtfzxzx. The more I think about it, the more I hate him now leh. Then just now I talking to his friend right, then I can feel as if got a bu shuang aura like that. Zz. He's a fucking cb sometimes.
Roflmao, that's Terry's view. Alios's ? Lazy to put leh. *winkswinks*
Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyy ....
Today waited in the canteen after school for Amni and Farah to finish their remedials so that afterwards, we could all go to KFC to meet Jenny. Haha, at least it's better than to meet Mama Pearlie again right ? Cos you know, I'm getting sick of her big butt you see. *smiles innocently* [:
Speaking of Mama Pearlie (the Pearl Delight shopowner), I somewhat scammed her of her money TWO times already sia ! Haha, first time was the fact that I acted innocent when she gave me my cheese fries, thus I ended up not paying for it. $2 BODOH ! :D
Then the second happening was the fact that I scammed her of $4 worth of Set C manzxzx ! MUAHAHAHA, I'M TOO GOOD. Roflmao, wow I'm always facetious eh ? ^^
Orhhhhhh ! Back to blog proper. While waiting with Farah Zaza and Fah, I got bored so I went wild and ventured off to Winanto. Haha, I did emotional blackmail you know. LOL !
Then then then, Jasmine came along and took my phone ! I was waiting for a reply from Terry leh ! Omfg, so I went to chase her around school. Plus, I even grabbed a random piece of rock from the ground and attempted to throw it at her man, but I missed. Instead, the rock hit a stupid tree instead. THAT STUPID TREE GOT IN THE WAY ! TT wtf wtf, my aiming's quite bad sia. Haha, but I've been improving though ! ;D
At last, I finally got it from her to the extent of me biting her hand man. Haha, then there was a teacher nearby and she merely glared at our struggle. Hahahaha, she even kept looking at me after all the commotion siol. I think I hate you now Ms whatsername, but rest assured, I still hate Mrs Teo much much much much much much much much MORE. :D
OH YA !
I actually have quite a number of pictures and more videos to upload but guess what ? My usb cable's missing ! Wtf wtf I duno it flew where already sia. Hahaha, so till I find it, no more promiscuous pictures ! I know, sad right ? Okay, shut up Syaifullah. Noise pollution.
Ohoh, Hui Fang, dont you remember ? I'm magic and I know all. That's how I knew. *eyebrows go up and down*
GUESS WHAT ?!
I'm doing extremely well for my Chemistry ! I keep getting around top 3 for almost all of my Chemistry Revision Tests and I'm enlightened to do better ! But then, today I got back my 'MOLE CONCEPT & ACIDS' Revision Test and I got a 12/25.
I know, why is the chapter called 'MOLE CONCEPT' anyway. Of all names, MOLE ?! Sounds so weird siol; qi guai. Hahaha, I keep thinking about those annoying black dots on your body instead. HAHAHAHA.
OMFG ! I was so so so so disappointed and disheartened with my ownself. I couldve done better, but unfortunately, I was careless. TT. But dont worry ! I'll do better in my next upcoming tests ! ;D ;D ;D OI SOMEBODY JYJY ME LEH ! Hahahaha. ;D
Last thing before I end this totally random post, you should start reading the DICTIONARY. I tell you, if you want to improve your English, you should really listen to my advice.
READ THE DICTIONARY LIKE ME ! Wait, no I'm not sick for doing so. Haha. Why ? It'd increase your vocabulary. Really. Just browse through and scrutinize abit for some cool words you could use in, let's say your compositions. If you find the word awesome enough, jot it down and memorise it. It really works man ! Really, it does. :D
As a result, the two new words I've learnt and memorised are 'faddy' and 'facetious' and yes, I've been also applying it in my everyday conversations as well. That's how I always remember them. Thus, you people dont really have to fathom for such a long time on cool but explicit words to use ah. {:
This post is boring. I think I'm beginning to depreciate and lose all my steam. I suck at blogging I guess. ):
TOMORROW'S CROSS COUNTRY ! I'M EXCITED ! *claps hands w joy* I'm going to run sia. Muahahaha, plus I still cant believe I bought $10.40 worth of Cross Country food ! OMFG ! Oo
Before I go, I have 15 things to say first.
1) I feel like sleeping cos I'm so so tired nowadays. End result ? Me being more oblivious and deranged. ):
2) I think hobos are cool people.
3) I think my pants are too loose.
4) I need to do my homework, NEED TO ! Or not I get killed my Mdm Azzah. Aiyah, dont care la. I'll just stare at them later.
5) Still staring.
6) I love Ms Gan.
7) I still love Ms Gan.
8) I think Mrs Ong's really saggy. Wtf, her nipples are pointy some more siolzxzx. No offense, I like her alot ! [:
9) I miss Swe Lwin alot.
10) I want my very own psp.
11) I need a new earpiece. The one I have now is not as sexy anymore.
12) I want to dance again ! I need to unleash my inner aura.
13) I'm kind of lazy to find a new girlfriend.
14) I name my stationeries. I know, who doesnt ? ^^
15) I love Rupert ! (my water bottle) *winkswinks*
More from me next time ! ;D
And, Alios bro claimed he liked my current blog song, J-tusk by Daphne Khoo ! I know, I have good taste in music. Plus, I saw him playing (okay fine, maybe pulling) his fringe (does he even have one ?!) today during morning assemble. Haha, I saw man ! I hope he didnt see me getting insane and playing/shredding the leaves around the area I sat on during that period of time with Chih Peng. Roflmao !
OHOH ! AND AND AND ! (I promise, this would be the LAST for this post. xD)
August 5, 2008
Mr Goh: I dont like you hair. It attracts attention. You better do something about it before the exam starts.
Me: Orh.
August 6, 2008
Me: OMFG ! I dont want to die ! My hair my hair ! How ?! I was the only one caught yesterday leh !
Chih Peng: Good luck ! *shows reassuring smile*
Me: Wtf ?
*while walking out of the parade square*
Me: *sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeps fringe to the side of my head repeatedly* (I know, it's painful for me to do so sia)
Mr Goh: *didnt reprimand me*
Me: YES ! VICTORY ! Idiot. *sweeeeeeeeeeeeeps fringe back down* :D
I LITERALLY PANICKED MAN ! HAHA, oh, and did I mention I love my fringe ? Yup yup, I sure do ! :D
Kay bye !
Swe Lwin ... ► / Saturday, August 02, 2008 @ 3:05 PM } I don't need a girlfriend to be happy ! 8D
This is my second post for today till next week. Guess what ? I'm feeling much much better now since I've blogged out all my sorrow concerning my bro, Swe Lwin in my last post. I just hope fate would be merciful enough to let him read it without me telling him. It'll be more sincere that way. So please read them all if possible. [:
[b]Syaifullahhh[/b] [c=#FF0033] is okay now. [/c] says (2:50 PM):
what's wrong
i'm [Mr @lios ong Jun Jie) says (2:50 PM):
idk la
[b]Syaifullahhh[/b] [c=#FF0033] is okay now. [/c] says (2:51 PM):
umm, okay then
i'm [Mr @lios ong Jun Jie) says (2:59 PM):
bro can help me sms her
tell her i am sorry
[b]Syaifullahhh[/b] [c=#FF0033] is okay now. [/c] says (3:01 PM):
who
i'm [Mr @lios ong Jun Jie) says (3:03 PM):
hf
[b]Syaifullahhh[/b] [c=#FF0033] is okay now. [/c] says (3:03 PM):
okay
i'm [Mr @lios ong Jun Jie) says (3:03 PM):
call her faster 0n9 and dun be angry with me
[b]Syaifullahhh[/b] [c=#FF0033] is okay now. [/c] says (3:03 PM):
okay
I think he's being a little too .____. As if I'm his dog like that. Furthermore, he even told me to talk to him if anything, then he like that. I didnt want to tell him any of this cos he previously helped me so much already. Plus, if you read the convo above, it wouldnt seem as such, however, it really did to me cos I was there at that period of time.
Am I making sense ? I am to me, but maybe not for you people. Lol, but I dont mind, cos I'm helping him out. A bro in need, so of course I'll help as much as I possibly could. [:
Anyway, and I know _ . I know that you two-timed me before. As a matter of fact, I know everything now.
Did I mention I grew by 4cm ? Yup, I did. From 171, now to a 175. Omfg ? A little bit more and I'll hit being underweight man.
I know nice songs. So ask me. :D :D :D
Terry's so sweet. He poked my arm hard to get my attention. He smiled, I smiled back. We're so close, and still are. I'm his ONLY godbro and no, he asked me to become his shuai hot one. Surprised ? This was why I treasure him quite alot.
And Alios waved to me like a crazy gundu all the way from the home ec room to my classroom's back door, where I was at, playing Farah's psp. I merely smiled, cos I couldnt wave back nia; my hands were quite full, you see ? So yeah, next time then bro ! I'll also share my bubble tea with you !
I like talking to him. We've been talking to each other endlessly nowadays. This goes for tags as well. One thing which he told me which touched me was the ones he tagged me and the fact that ...
1) He would never want to lose me as a bro.
2) He called me god damn shuai and sexy.
3) He said, "If I'm shuai, you're shuai too. If I'm sexy, you're sexy too. Why ? Cos we're brothers ma !"
;D
Recently, Fah has been a bit different. She has been facing many difficulties in life, like migraines. So I hope she's okay. [:
Did you know ? The school banned us from bringing any psps or any game devices. Talk about ridicuous ? The school's getting more and more crap as days go by. Wtf ?! Who knows ? Next they'll start banning the use of vending machines since the drinks there, namely the unsweet milos (I despise stuff which were 'less sweet') were cheaper than the stall's.
Curses, all of the canteen vendors are scammers siol ! Oo.
Only one dance item to make it for Teacher's Day ? Who the hell made that rule ? There were practically so many other dance groups auditioning sia. So fucked up, my dance crew didnt make it. Yes, they didnt and I could assure you, if you do know what kind of standard my dances were, we really werent that bad. We were quite good actually. So many good dancers were in my crew, alas ... yeah.
Plus, the school's so disorganised. They only told us about the Teacher's Day auditions two days before only. Wtf ? I'm doing a dance item and how do you expect my crew or anyone's for that matter to produce a die-hard dance performance in only less than two days ?! Might I remind you that we have mock exams and remedials and night classes and lives to live and sleeps to sleep ?!
Furthermore, Cross Country's postponed. Why am I not surprised ? I'm running you know, with Swe Lwin some more if possible ! Zz. Overall, JVS sucks but the people in it still do not, except for Mrs Teo (I wont even bother to bold her name) that is. :D :D :D
I'M GOING OUT WITH BENEDICT LATER TO JOG. THEN, GOING TO HIS HOUSE TO BATHE AND EAT DINNER TOGETHER AT THIS FOREBODING PASTA SHOP IN IMM ! He's my kor man. Hahaha, unbelievable right ? He's so old siol ! LOL.
These are videos and pictures I found in my phone since lightyears ago. Haha.
First dance practice. Our choreography not done yet ah.
Youth Day Auditions.
Our last dance practice before Youth Day.
I find notices like this amusing. LOL.
I know, why a toilet roll dispenser ? I was fascinated by it being in the JE Swimming Complex's toilet. Omfg, of all places, why there ?! The toilets there looked so rundown yet it could still have a toilet roll dispenser, plus even an automaaaaatic flush man ! Unlike Jvs's. ): ): ):