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► / Monday, March 30, 2009 @ 2:53 AM

Tired,

Would you still be there
to answer my call
to be my silver lining
and to catch me if i fall?

I've been out almost every day man since the last time I posted.
So tired. Heh.
which comes to remind me, I'm still going out tomorrow.
Off to Ngee Ann Poly w Liyana, Jiali, Hong Wei and Leon.
Hope I can wake up tomorrow morning though. D:
We'll see. (H)

Come come, I got video! :O

(VIDEO REMOVED)

Felt that the video that was once here's totally redundant.
Not gna be that kind of guy anymore. I swear.

Please agree with me. (H) HAHA.

Ah, well.

Fuck it, it's already 3.19am now. (?)
But whatever, I'm still too stubborn to sleep.
Gna play Final Fantasy 9 now in Andriy!
LOL. Playing till 4 la.
The game's really nice ah btw! *eyebrows vibrate*

FF9 ftw!
(H)

► / Wednesday, March 25, 2009 @ 7:41 PM

I really need to get my head checked,

Take me to a place
only you and me
where we can dance with the wind
without my reflection to see

Okay, starting off would be my tag replies. I know, boring. HAHA. *smirks at Amneh*

And guess what? I think I'm gna start replying my tags in my tagboard again.

Very.
Very.
Lazy, to always seemingly selit my tag replies into my posts,
thus making them seem longer than usual. If there's one thing I know about blogs,
it's this ...

LONG POSTS DISCOURAGE

READERS(slash)HUMANS(slash)MARTIANS

FROM READING.

And I want my blog posts to be read.
I do I do I do.
Do you like reading my posts?
Do you do you do you?
I bet you do.
BECAUSE! They're so bloody riveting right!
Please agree with me, the critics are scrutinizing my every move. /m\

OH, I like being scrutinized. It turns me on and makes me happy.
Happy like cow.

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So there. Heh, I know I'm smart. So I've been told.

Ah well.

The replies of tags/tag replies/Tags that are replied/Replied tags/
Tags that have been previously unreplied but due to my ironically slow efficiency have I decided to reply them now and now.

Okay sure, let's go with that.

WEIEN (: You're only nice to me one right! *eyebrows vibrate* :D
IGNATIUS: Yo, thanks. Heh, you're a good kid.
T.Peiqi ♥: Thanks!
JASMINE: Of course la hao lian! You're saying that as if you dont know me like that. LOL. Wa lan eh, someone's appearing offline in MSN huh? *winks* :D
ARINApetom: I know you're depressed already. Go eat some panadol, ty!
LY: HAHA. Sentiasa. :D
ShiangNing(: Me? Miss you? Sure. LOLLL.
FAH: Lol.
Yiting: Thank you? Nah. (H)
Sayan: Eh? Dont be weird la HAHA.
jiali: LOL. No, my Andriy PWNS your Larry any day! (H)
kendra: Heh. :D
dickson: Whaaaaaawhat? :S
Sofia: *winks*
zaneee: :D
Amni & USAU: Moving on. :D
Est.: Thanks heh.
FAH: Ftw Fah! Ftw. HAHA.
WEIEN (: You forgot the last JOLENE! LOL.
FAH: Your cursed hair lo! :D
LOU: YEA! Alexis! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
jiali: Heh. (H)
hannah: What la, your one so ugly. So close to your face, can see pimples only. HAHAHA.
WEIEN (: Cannot meh?! :S
xin yu: THANK YOU AH. (H)
WEIEN (: Aw, En's jealous already sia. *winks* :D
nianting: Used condoms, hi! LOL.
SINCHEONG: K!
MBL: I like your name MBL. Did you mum give you that name? :B
jiali: This post of mine. At the end of this post. Get ready to be PWN-ed! :D
Fazli: Bro bro bro, okay! :D
justin: Go away la go away. HAHAHA. Haiyer, you give me subsidy can? LOL.
lwin: Lol.
WEIEN (: AH I KNEW IT LOLLLL. Eh? I gave you 4 (!!!!) liao! Heh.
zany: YOU SURE? HAHA. (H)
WEIEN (: Wa lan eh, I also wna laugh leh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLLL.

GUESS WHAT?!

I cant fucking believe I embarrassed myself at work yesterday and two days ago!
So ps, like shit.

Two days ago, the stupid tray was evidently cursed somehow, causing an incredibly composed guy like me to lose balance!
There I was, being as spudunculous as usual,
when this totally random porcelain plate (?) slipped out of my tray
(on purpose, of course)
and crashed and burned on the floor.

It could even fall in between two people.

IN BETWEEN THEM SOME MORE LEH.

How can? HOW CAN?!?!

Wa piang, good thing it didnt brutally attack anyone there heh.

Everyone in the restaurant were like staring right through me and I was like screaming

"FUCK IT!"

Then I ran away to my sanctuary in the kitchen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, then Kent heard me and was like,
AIYA! HAHAHA.

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Then yesterday right, my tray was somehow cursed again.
Then there was this super random bowl of whitish soup I was carrying, whatever you call it
and it fell off my tray! Fuck it.
At least it didnt attack people and instead, fell onto some bag.

THE BAG GOT FRIGGING DRENCHED!

HAHAHA OMGWTH SO PS!

Then I ran away again and grabbed a gazillion and one serviettes and tried to assist them.
And Alvin was like, "Eh you faster take more serviettes and try to help them wipe."
Heh.
or something like that.
So I did just that. Even though the ITE guy said that it was okay and all,
I still felt really really bad and guilty for spilling god knows what onto his really ugly nike bag.
So ...

I just stood there and gave the illusion that I cared.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, *flicks hair* rightttttt.

Moreover, Suhaila and Alvin asked my help to deliver cakes to some guy eating there
cos it was his birthday that day and Sakura caters to do such things.
So Suhaila played the Happy Birthday song damn loudly, and I was like,
"WTF SO LOUD FOR WHAT SIA NOW I FEEL MORE PS."

LOL.
Then I delivered the cakes to the dude in white (that's how Alvin described him as, LOLWTH) and said Happy Birthday to him.
Everyone was like staring at me again! WTF. HAHAHAHAHA.

Then I recoiled and covered my face cos it was flushing.
I told Suhaila after that,
"See la! Now idk where to hide my face already."
HAHA. (H)

Ah yes, before I forget.

Yes Jiali, beside you that's Jason.
Why dont you Wikipedia it here?
I think you really should, it's really very exciting to Wikipedia things.
I should know. :O

(H)
Bye.

► / Monday, March 23, 2009 @ 8:20 PM

Vivo(slash)Bugis,

Went to celebrate Nam's birthday together with Jiali and Fah last Thursday.
wasnt wanting to go initially cos I was feeling really unwell.
But I still went in the end because I know I'd be missing out on so much if I didnt go.
Heh. (H)
It was fun ah! And on the plus side, I didnt see Nam for a month now sia, really needed the reunion, Jiali too, if you will. :D

At Bugis's Fish & Co.

Ah shit, Jiali managed to snap a picture of me being disconnected. HAHA.

OMGWTH, constipated look! :S

Candid.

The birthday girls(slash)women (?)

And then and then ...

TA,DAAAA! Eh, Fah was right man. She really does look like Jason. Ah, well.

How can I stand so straight when I'm actually hunchbacked? Must be the curse from Fah's hair. :D

Me and Nam were too busy gawping at her (Nam's) ginormous shopping bag. LOLWTH.

We took legendary neoprints at Bugis Junction after that! Wtf, HAHA. *eyebrows vibrate*

I know, Jiali totally wanted to establish the illusion of her having kissable lips. *winks* :D

Jiali just loves to take impromptu pictures of me doesnt she? So bo liao HAHA.

I was trying to communicate with the glowing ball. LOLHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, *flicks hair* rightttttttt. (H)

Wth, Nam's emo is so frigging scary. HAHA.

Haiyer, kuku face. LOL.

Wa lan eh, so retarded. Heh!

Even more retarded. LOLLLLLL.

My face so PWN-ing sia. HAHA. Actually there's more but I'm very lazy to scan the rest. (H)

Look at Fah! She looks abused and raped and violated right! Please agree w me. HAHA.

On the way to Vivo via bus 80. Heh.

What were we doing behind sia? I also dont know eh. LOLLLL.

Fah singing a birthday song from the first floor to Nam and Jiali, who were on the second floor. Ah, well.

At Vivo's rooftop heh.

Fuck it, was caught candidly being deranged. HAHAHAHA.

I was caught off-guard. LOLWTH. :D

Met Afiq along the way there ah.
Added cinnamon and nutmeg, I think, into Jiali's and Nam's milkshake/drink/whatever you call it when I'm not supposed to.
*eyebrows vibrate*
After slacking at Vivo's rooftop, we left for supper at Mac heh.
And guess what? I saw that seemingly handsome guy I met at that hair salon at Xquisite (?) there also eh!
Small world man. LOL.

And I found the fries I stashed into my bag after a whole week.
Get this, it moulded by the time I found it on the rooftop. Heh.
Sucks la. I wanted to eat leh. LOL.
Actually felt like hiding some inside Jiali's anna suay bag.
*shows x99999 guailan faces* xD

While waiting for the train at Harbourfront. Heh, it was around 10 already by then I think.

Thanks for the great day guys. :D

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Picture of the day!

Jiali, as the Jason in all of our nightmares.

She kills with a blunt knife btw. I have evidence, look below.
(H)

Thank god Fah caught her in action.
Look at her and those evil eyes of hers.
And that smile, it's so unappetising.
I bet she bites whale bubbles, bamboozling huh? (?)
Evil. EVIL I TELL YOU! :S

(H)